Current Complaints

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

Another thing I heard was it's the beard that actually matters, facial hair accents the adult male's jaw line.  which when you're older should be closer to a 90degree angle, unlike when you're younger and have a rounder face.  Thus, growing a little bit of facial hair with the right balance of top hair style could get you just as much poontang as you've ever gotten.

Don't thank me, thank your jaw bone.  Chick's don't know it but that's what they subconsciously find attractive in their primitive little minds.  Silly females.

If you've already got a woman or a family I'd say the hard part is over, now it's all about capitalizing your manliness.  Think about it, if you've got some kids growing up somewhere your life purpose is already taken care of, time for playboy mode.

Maybe go to bed, bath, and beyond and get some nice fragrances/bubbles and soak in the tub for a bit with your feet up.  If I were you'd corn row that shit before it's too late.

When you get older do your pubes go bald too?  I wonder how long I'll have my hair for? 5? 10? 20more years? you never know with all these chemicals the government is feeding you.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I think I actually have a reasonable complaint for once.

It is about work.  I'm a pressmen and work with my dad, he owns a printing company that is one day suppose to be mine.  The problem is I hate it.  It's mind numbingly boring and any time I fuck up rather than not giving a fuck like a normal job I feel all guilty like I'm letting my dad down or some shit.

I'm a union member so I get 10 paid vacation days a year, I've only used like 3 or 4 so far.  I'm on some meds to help make sure I don't get too stressed out but they don't really help when it comes to work, mentally I just can't make sense of why I'm doing it other than for money and my dad and that makes me feel completely enslaved.

I get paid decent but have a hard time mentally getting through a full day.  It's a really monotonous job.  It's like watching and dealing with an ancient copy machine that fucks up a lot because it's old.  Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump, is all I hear all day long.  

How in the fuck am I suppose to stay sane?  Anybody?  Maybe I'm just a whiny bitch, it's quite possible.

[mjkoehler]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

True. I only started wearing a hat in the last few years to hide this beast.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

True. I only started wearing a hat in the last few years to hide this beast.

what bullshit.  when God or evolution or whatever the fuck made hair they were way too lazy about it.

[joey_rogo]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

Another thing I heard was it's the beard that actually matters, facial hair accents the adult male's jaw line.  which when you're older should be closer to a 90degree angle, unlike when you're younger and have a rounder face.  Thus, growing a little bit of facial hair with the right balance of top hair style could get you just as much poontang as you've ever gotten.

I am 23 and already balding at a pretty severe rate. I never wear hats, except for when it is cold outside to keep my ears warm. I can grow a beard but I can't really grow a good mustache. I think my time is running out to get that perfect beard/top hair ratio just right to cash in on the poon.

[Taterbug]

Just tell them your  wearing a bologna yamaka  :).

[Sassbox]

After three nights of excruciating pain and nausea, I've been diagnosed as having the beginning of an ulcer. Yay, me.

[mjkoehler]

After three nights of excruciating pain and nausea, I've been diagnosed as having the beginning of an ulcer. Yay, me.

Having had one for a while. Not fun. What did they prescribe for you?

[Sassbox]

I have a three-week supply of Protonix samples. I need to call my Rx company to see what's covered under the formulary for a long-term prescription.

I took one around noon and it doesn't seem to be helping thus far.  :(

[mjkoehler]

It takes a while for the stuff to kick in. When I started on my scripts years ago, it took like a day or 2 for it to build up.

[Sassbox]

That's good to know...thanks. I was starting to feel panicky about another night of this gnawing pain.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I have a three-week supply of Protonix samples. I need to call my Rx company to see what's covered under the formulary for a long-term prescription.

I took one around noon and it doesn't seem to be helping thus far.  :(

you'll be fine in 30-60days if you keep taking that stuff.  It builds a lining on the inside of your stomach.  Protonix works real good.

[capt. scotty]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

[Jaimoe]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

But in the case of football players, they sure die young at an alarming rate.

[capt. scotty]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

But in the case of football players, they sure die young at an alarming rate.

I've heard the whole 55 years life span for football players, and Im sorry, I dont buy it at all. For one thing, that means for every player that lives to be 70, another only lives to be 40, which there's no way in hell is true.

[Jaimoe]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

But in the case of football players, they sure die young at an alarming rate.

I've heard the whole 55 years life span for football players, and Im sorry, I dont buy it at all. For one thing, that means for every player that lives to be 70, another only lives to be 40, which there's no way in hell is true.

55? I don't know, but there certainly has been a lot of premature deaths with ex-football players (and current ones too). If you add in NCAA ball players, then maybe the average makes sense. Think about the untreated head injuries and the ballooned weight (during their careers and after).  

[mjkoehler]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

But in the case of football players, they sure die young at an alarming rate.

I've heard the whole 55 years life span for football players, and Im sorry, I dont buy it at all. For one thing, that means for every player that lives to be 70, another only lives to be 40, which there's no way in hell is true.

55? I don't know, but there certainly has been a lot of premature deaths with ex-football players (and current ones too). If you add in NCAA ball players, then maybe the average makes sense. Think about the untreated head injuries and the ballooned weight (during their careers and after).  

And Steroids and other drugs.

[Jaimoe]

I long time ago I heard wearing hats actually makes you lose hair over time.  I'm not sure the exact reasoning behind it, maybe not getting nutrients from the sun or something?  who knows.  

I think this is one of those sitting to close to the TV hurts your eyes, masturbating too much makes you go blind, etc. wisetales.

Baseball and Football players wear hats/head cover probably more often than anyone...they dont seem to be going bald at a higher rate

But in the case of football players, they sure die young at an alarming rate.

I've heard the whole 55 years life span for football players, and Im sorry, I dont buy it at all. For one thing, that means for every player that lives to be 70, another only lives to be 40, which there's no way in hell is true.

55? I don't know, but there certainly has been a lot of premature deaths with ex-football players (and current ones too). If you add in NCAA ball players, then maybe the average makes sense. Think about the untreated head injuries and the ballooned weight (during their careers and after).  

And Steroids and other drugs.

I'm including 'roids in the ballooned weight. Only a few ex-NHLers look good - Howie Long comes to mind. He lost a ton of weight after he retired. Still, the heart gets damaged when you live far larger than your true weight.

[Sassbox]

One of my best friends is an ex-Miami Dolphin player (under Shula...two Superbowl rings). He's 64 and in horrific physical condition due to days in the NFL. I honestly don't understand how some of those people can still walk.

[mjkoehler]

Wind. I'm talking like sustained 30MPH blow muthaeffin sand in your eyes wind. This shit sucks.