Current Complaints

[Penny Lane]

Ringworm.  >:( :(  could...not...stop ....scratching....
On both ankles and it's been there all summer..
I thought they were running blisters.
Which one of you dirty hippies gave this to me?
I was contagious when I saw Yim. Yim if you're out there and itchy, you gotta get a prescription. It's like turpentine, but it helps.

Try peeing on your feet,  If your scared have a friend pee on your feet for you.  And you should probably pee on Yims feet also just in case.  It's kinda cure-all, it works great for gingivitis .  

In all seriousness I hope you get better.

In all seriousness, I would let Yim pee on my feet.
but I would in NO WAY ever pee on him if he wanted to get kinky
[highlight]unless he agreed to write a song about it[/highlight]

Stream Engine?

your skin looks good in moonlight
and god damn those itchy feet
the fact that on your feet im peeing
is all the proof you neeeeeed!!!

Oh no. We need to stop this. lol
It's my own fault.

[ALady]

What have you done, Penny?  Pretty soon these boys'll be asking for pictures...   ;D

[mjkoehler]

Pictures please?

[Penny Lane]

Pictures please?

i'll post some later/i wish i had some before and after..you're only gonna see 50% of the severity of it
but i'm also posting a pic of me...in a dress or something...doing a curtsey or baking a pie

[mjkoehler]

Pictures please?

i'll post some later/i wish i had some before and after..you're only gonna see 50% of the severity of it
but i'm also posting a pic of me...in a dress or something...doing a curtsey or baking a pie

Please, no urine shots. Pics doing the June Cleaver would be okay.

[Taterbug]

This question is for the peeps that stand up when they pee,  Have you ever been unfortunate enough to be standing at a urinal that does not have a divider and your wearing  flippie floppies and shorts and caught some spray back on your feet from the dude pissin next to you ?   I haven't  :)  
            Or,  your the only dude pissin in a bank of a 20 urinals and some ritard decides to take the one right next to you and strike up a conversation.  It's like an un-written rule that your at least 2 or 3 urinals  away. WTF   I don't need another friend, shut the fuck up and stare straight ahead at that booger with the hair stickin out of it thats stuck to the wall.  

Sorry, it's been a horribly long day.

[mjkoehler]

Yes, you need pisser buffer space. I hate it when people do that, especailly at the airport. Come one, there are 20 free spaces and you want the one next to me? I hate urinal banks without the divider.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

whoa three pages of complaints involving pee.  my mind is blown.  

[peafunk31]

This question is for the peeps that stand up when they pee,  Have you ever been unfortunate enough to be standing at a urinal that does not have a divider and your wearing  flippie floppies and shorts and caught some spray back on your feet from the dude pissin next to you ?   I haven't  :)  
            Or,  your the only dude pissin in a bank of a 20 urinals and some ritard decides to take the one right next to you and strike up a conversation.  It's like an un-written rule that your at least 2 or 3 urinals  away. WTF   I don't need another friend, shut the fuck up and stare straight ahead at that booger with the hair stickin out of it thats stuck to the wall.  

Sorry, it's been a horribly long day.

Make sure you don't take a "wide stance" while relieving yourself. I've read it attracts unwanted attention from Senator Larry Craig. :P

[Penny Lane]

Pictures please?

i'll post some later/i wish i had some before and after..you're only gonna see 50% of the severity of it
but i'm also posting a pic of me...in a dress or something...doing a curtsey or baking a pie

Please, no urine shots. Pics doing the June Cleaver would be okay.

before you look below, ..I wanted to post a pic in a floral dress and a smile while there is some mad fungus going on below the ankle there..:



Just want you to know this is after a week of this prescription treatment (non pee method):



this was the size of a softball:



the worms do form a ring

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I hate to tell you this penny, but it's herpes.

[mjkoehler]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

it sounds like you've got a case of scabies.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

this place is infested with stds. wtf?

[Bigsky]

I hate to tell you this penny, but it's herpes.

I hate to tell you this penny, but that's gross... ;D

Only teasing...I hope your rash goes away.

[Taterbug]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

[Bigsky]

Pictures please?

i'll post some later/i wish i had some before and after..you're only gonna see 50% of the severity of it
but i'm also posting a pic of me...in a dress or something...doing a curtsey or baking a pie

Please, no urine shots. Pics doing the June Cleaver would be okay.

before you look below, ..I wanted to post a pic in a floral dress and a smile while there is some mad fungus going on below the ankle there..:



Just want you to know this is after a week of this prescription treatment (non pee method):



this was the size of a softball:



the worms do form a ring

PL...maybe try to find one of these...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq99JqdzB5E[/media]

[Penny Lane]

this place is infested with stds. wtf?

you can't spread ringworm that way, you can only spread it thru high school wrestling, square dancing, and twister
mjk and i just have skin disorders.
okay, i'll stop posting pics. it is kinda gross. not sure what kind of attention i was going for. (lol)

(although i have to admit, sometimes pee and rash humor is really refreshing)

[mjkoehler]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

um, no. Now if was Neko or Christina Hendricks, I'd have to consider it.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

this place is infested with stds. wtf?

you can't spread ringworm that way, you can only spread it thru high school wrestling, square dancing, and twister
mjk and i just have skin disorders.
okay, i'll stop posting pics. it is kinda gross. not sure what kind of attention i was going for. (lol)

(although i have to admit, sometimes pee and rash humor is really refreshing)

it's cool I'm just messin with ya.  my friend dave had ringworm really bad in high school, he had it on his torso tho, it was fucked up looking.   he got some ointment like you and it went away.  never heard about peeing on it.  I knew you were suppose to pee on jelly fish wounds, never knew a quick splash of urine could kill ringworm tho.  I should back read, so much pee to catch up on.