the random thoughts thread

Started by true, Jun 15, 2007, 02:43 AM

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mjkoehler

"The average user spent an extra 36 seconds on google..."

Oh bullshit. It was an extra 36 minutes. If they do this for Ms. Pacman, just consider my work day fucked.

jones

Quote"The average user spent an extra 36 seconds on google..."

Oh bullshit. It was an extra 36 minutes. If they do this for Ms. Pacman, just consider my work day fucked.

I don't buy that 36 second stuff either.  I guess that attention spans are probably decreasing daily, though.  

I'm tired of typing this post.  Now on to something else.

Penny Lane

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

capt. scotty

Quote[size=12]...It was the 3rd of June...[/size]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZt5Q-u4crc

I thought this was going to be something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss0XLzvi7jY
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

mjkoehler

I really hate using the restroom after very senior level executives. it turns out their shit really does stink. Fucking badly.

Crispy

QuoteI really hate using the restroom after very senior level executives. it turns out their shit really does stink. Fucking badly.
Your place of business does not have an Executive Washroom? Those are in place exactly for the purpose of hiding the fact that their shit stinks even worse than the regular guys'...from eating all that caviar and drinking olive-laden Martinis and inhaling smoke from hundred-dollar-bill-lit cigars.
"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

mjkoehler

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QuoteI really hate using the restroom after very senior level executives. it turns out their shit really does stink. Fucking badly.
Your place of business does not have an Executive Washroom? Those are in place exactly for the purpose of hiding the fact that their shit stinks even worse than the regular guys'...from eating all that caviar and drinking olive-laden Martinis and inhaling smoke from hundred-dollar-bill-lit cigars.
Only #1 and #2 have one but they are too busy taking the corporate jet to fly to great locations to golf. The rest of the suits have to associate with us commoners.

capt. scotty

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

vespachick

[size=24]Make my funk a P-Funk, I wants to get funked up.[/size]
My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

Penny Lane

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill


ALady

if it falls apart or makes us millionaires

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

ass and titties ass ass and titties.

jones

Now approved by the Federal Aviation Administration.  No, seriously.

http://www.terrafugia.com/index.html


Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteNow approved by the Federal Aviation Administration.  No, seriously.

http://www.terrafugia.com/index.html


hell yeah I need one of those for tour season.

johnnYYac

Quote
QuoteNow approved by the Federal Aviation Administration.  No, seriously.

http://www.terrafugia.com/index.html


hell yeah I need one of those for tour season.

And only $194,000!
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

jones

Quote
Quote
QuoteNow approved by the Federal Aviation Administration.  No, seriously.

http://www.terrafugia.com/index.html


hell yeah I need one of those for tour season.

And only $194,000!

We could all chip in...

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Quote
Quote
Quote
QuoteNow approved by the Federal Aviation Administration.  No, seriously.

http://www.terrafugia.com/index.html


hell yeah I need one of those for tour season.

And only $194,000!

We could all chip in...

I'm down.

johnnYYac

If all members chip in, its $28 each!
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteIf all members chip in, its $28 each!

only 28bucks?! we should get two.