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[sweatboard]

I CAN!!................and so what if it's not on purpose.

[rugbird]

"I love photoshop"

Hee hee, nice one, so lets see a proper 'stache.

[tomEisenbraun]

fine.



it's quite full now. we're at fifty days right now. this is as far as I went the last time i had that killer stache. earlier this summer. remember when I was going to go five months? yeah, that only lasted fifty days. well this is now at fifty days, and I'm definitely not ready trim it down at all. actually, I'm probably going to pick up some moustache wax sometime this week. it's about ready to start turnin' up the corners like a real gentleman. i tried it last night with hair gel, but to no avail. and i keep meeting females who actually enjoy a good beard, so i am being further and further encouraged to not cut it for a damn long while.

here's a good idea of the under-chin thicket:



and it's definitely long enough to have some fun with...




So that's all the update I've got for you. I'm not at all tempted to go a for a birthday 'stache next week like i did last year, but I'll certainly post someparty pics. You know, beard with confetti and streamers in it. We'll see.

And Brian, I want proof of your beard cactus.

[BH]

I am not very busy today......

[sweatboard]

Ha, Hitler would be jelous.

[megisnotreal]

Can we just start a "Tom's got a badass beard" thread?

 ;)

[sweatboard]

Fuck a thread.........I'm talking FULL ON FAN CLUB!!!!!!!!  Membership cards and all.

[megisnotreal]

Fuck a thread.........I'm talking FULL ON FAN CLUB!!!!!!!!  Membership cards and all.

HELL yes.

[sweatboard]

I'm just going to go ahead and throw my name in the hat for Fan Club President.  If ellected I'll see what I can do about getting Playing Cards made with diffrent pictures of Tom's beard on all the diffrent cards also, a few other ideas for the platinum series membership..........

a small test tube filled with some clippings of Tom's actuall beard will be sent to you via UPS.

Door sized poster of your choice.

Newsletter filled with true stories involving Tom's beard and inspirational quotes and tips from the man himself.

[megisnotreal]

Dude, can we call the newsletter "The Bearded Bulletin?"

[sweatboard]

Dude, can we call the newsletter "The Bearded Bulletin?"

NIce.  You are making a very strong case for vice pres.  ;)

[megisnotreal]

NIce.  You are making a very strong case for vice pres.  ;)

Yes.

And members of said fan club shall henceforth be known as "the bearded bandits."

I have said it, and now it is so.

[tomEisenbraun]

HAHA

my beard has a fan club!

[sweatboard]

It might have more than one, but this is the "OFFICIAL" TOM'S BEARD FAN CLUB!!  and I'm the President, so I'll be contacting you about any questions or requests that our members may have.....cool?

[tomEisenbraun]

alright bro. i'll do my best to answer all inquiries.

[dragonboy]

Sweatboard, can you please ask Sir Tom Eisenbraun if he finds himself licking his top lip a lot now that it's covered with hair? I always do that when I have a beard...
Thanks a lot, signed THE OFFICIAL TOM'S BEARD FAN CLUB!!! member No.37, Andrew Smiles.

[tomEisenbraun]

Seeing as my President is not currently present to represent me, I'll go ahead and take this one myself:

Andrew,
I do indeed find myself licking my upper lip, but only to pull my moustache into my mouth, that I might have something to chew on in absentia of my pipe, that I might be able to truly let my mind ponder the great questions of life.

When will I find love? How great shall my beard grow? Are the stars we gaze to merely memories of past galaxies, still giving light to worlds who shall never have known them alive, but still lit and living by their guidance?

All unanswerable, yet in time, all shall be revealed.

Thank you for your support,
Tom

[dragonboy]

WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS AN ADULT JOKE!!!
Those who are easily offended should not read any futher!!!

*Shocked & awed that The Grower Of Beards took the time to write to him personally!*

Dear Grower Of Beards,
                                           Thank you for your prompt reply. I too put my beard in my mouth when it's long enough, does this mean that one day I might be as cool as you?
I have one more question, is the following joke funny? Would it be out of place at a diner party?
In anticipation of your response, Member No.37 Andrew Smiles.

Mrs. Jones is on the phone to her friend.
"That's nothing, we haven't made love in 6 months!" Mrs. Jones tells her friend.
"I've tried everything, I thought maybe my body wasn't turning him on any more so I joined the gym, I bought sexy lingerie, I even bought an adult magazine & left it on the bed for him. If I don't get some soon, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself!"
Just then, Mr. Jones returns home seemingly rather drunk.
"I've got to go, he's home from the pub." Mrs. Jones informs her friend.
Mr. Jones crashes into the living room "I want you, upstairs & naked in the bedroom in 5 minutes!" says Mr. Jones, slurring his words.
My goodness, thinks Mrs. Jones to herself, looks like my luck might have changed.
Without saying a word she rushes upstairs & starts taking off her clothes.
Once naked she turns off the light & waits nervously on the bed.
Mr. Jones falls into the bedroom takes off his tie, loosens his collar & turns the light back on. "I want to be able see what I'm doing" he says, starring at his wife between her legs.
Mrs. Jones is almost beside herself with anticipation, we haven't made love with the light on in years, she thinks to herself.
"Right, I need you to do a handstand in front of the mirror & spread you legs!"
Mrs. Jones can't believe it, we haven't done anything this kinky in years, she thinks to herself!
She does as she's asked & waits for her husband.
With that Mr. Jones places his chin between her legs & takes a look at himself in the mirror "Right, let's see what I look like with a beard then, shall we?"

[tomEisenbraun]

Funny? Possibly.

Dinner party....certainly not. But I come from a strict upbringing, Mr. Smiles. I suppose it all depends on the company you keep...

[sweatboard]

Did anyone else think the whole time that the above joke was going to end with him SHAVING his wife.........cause I sure did.