aspen mother-ucking edge

[slimsloslider]

so i bought a set of four Aspen Edge bottle coozies on ebay. i only wanted one. anybody that wants one has to come to my house and pregame before the columbus show august 8th, and i'm fucking serious. i mean, they're bottle JACKETS for a shitty defunct low-carb beer which featured "mahgeetah" in the commercial.

[Crispy]

Hardcore, man.  ;D