Dudes, I need your help.

[Ruckus]

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[Fully]

Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm back in sixth grade. I kind of like it.

[pawpaw]

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[Jaimoe]

Sorry I'm late to the party. Did I miss anything enlightening and/or educational?

[Jon T.]

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[Jon T.]

Sorry I'm late to the party. Did I miss anything enlightening and/or educational?

about 8 pages, bro

[mahg33ta]

WOW

[megalicious]

yeah; this thread never really got going.
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[pawpaw]

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;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Jaimoe, the post above yours is as educating as anything you'll ever find on the whole internet.  ;D  ;D  ;D

(I crack myself up.)

[ALady]

now I'm into shit that would REALLY make Alady's eyes roll. 

Pfffft.  Don't think for one second that you know anything about me.

It sounds like you don't like therapy; then that's a good thing for you, it's not for everyone. I was just giving Meg my opinion. I really have no interest in arguing with you.

aaaand that. 

reminds me of one of my favorite movies:

;D ;D ;D  yesh yesh yesh

I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended.  Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties".   ;D 

just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.

Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well   ;D ;D ;D

[YouAre_GivenToFly]

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Hooray for 6th grade humor.

[Penny Lane]

I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended.  Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties".   ;D 

just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.

;D ;D  LOL

[aMillionDreams]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with.  I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.

[megalicious]

I want three girlfriends. And they all need to be Christina Hendricks clones, please.

[e_wind]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with.  I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.

Good work, my friend. I'm with the others though, I can't/don't want to do that shit. Granted I'm younger than you, and I feel like all girls I know are insecure, but that would be A LOT of work.
Also, I'm happy in my current fixture

[Jon T.]

Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well   ;D ;D ;D

:)

Oh jeez, don't encourage me.  I think I might have been a rapper in a past life.  When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters.  Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground).   ;D

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with.  I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.

that's how it's done pimp juice.  that's how it's done.  make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.

[Penny Lane]

that's how it's done pimp juice.  that's how it's done.  make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.

Excellent point, Stick.

[e_wind]

that's how it's done pimp juice.  that's how it's done.  make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.

Excellent point, Stick.

Hahaha

[e_wind]

Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well   ;D ;D ;D

:)

Oh jeez, don't encourage me.  I think I might have been a rapper in a past life.  When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters.  Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground).   ;D

Damn. New favorite poster on this forum now