Dudes, I need your help.

[megalicious]

Wow

You know what's attractive about women? When they are raging nymphos.

:-* :-* :-*

[megalicious]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

that's a thing? jesus h. that sounds terrible. why do i feel like that would be something in a harry potter themed porno?

[Tracy 2112]

I didn't make that big of a leap in quoting you, especially since most therapists are obsessed with childhood issues relating to S E X. 

That's a pretty inaccurate statement, being a former therapist and knowing tons of therapists (that's why they have sex therapists). It's usually unresolved childhood stuff and how that effects your coping strategies and how you get your needs met. But that depends on your therapeutic modality b/c some just focus on the here and now and what next.

It sounds like you don't like therapy; then that's a good thing for you, it's not for everyone. I was just giving Meg my opinion. I really have no interest in arguing with you.

[Penny Lane]

Wow, aMD, i have learned a lot about you in this thread!..ha ha

[YouAre_GivenToFly]

What the hell is going on in here?!

[Ghosts_on_TV]

Fucking, or the lack thereof.

[Ghosts_on_TV]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

[Ruckus]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

[Ghosts_on_TV]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

[Ruckus]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

It just made me lose hair in clumps.  I sucked at it, unlike aMD and Sticky

[Crispy]

Wow, aMD, i have learned a lot about you in this thread!..ha ha

I've learned more about Dylan here than I EVER wanted to know.

Also Meg, (I'm late weighing in and pretty sure this has already been stated here, so I'll just reiterate) you're hawt, and if your boyfriend doesn't want to make a lot of sexytimes with you, then he is a nutter. That is all.

[Ghosts_on_TV]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.

One of you're girlfriends?  ;D

Ahh, the good ole' days ;D  Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in

I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.

It just made me lose hair in clumps.  I sucked at it, unlike aMD and Sticky

Their pimp hands are strong.

[Crispy]

Also, I was "magic wanded" once by an attractive nurse at a for-profit hospital, and it did NOT turn me on in any way.  :o

[Jon T.]

In all seriousness, everyone is different Meg.  From my personal experience...  I dated this girl way back that I knew wasn't going to turn into anything, but she was wild.  She was down anytime, anywhere, anyway, whatever - you name it.  Which was cool at first but got kind of old after while.  Partly because I knew the "relationship" was going nowhere, but I also think it may partly be that she gave me all the power. 

The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang.  Hang on to that power.  Don't give it all up.

[Tracy 2112]

The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang.  Hang on to that power.  Don't give it all up.

The power of the pooty...

(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere   ;))

[Penny Lane]

reminds me of one of my favorite movies:

[Jon T.]

The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang.  Hang on to that power.  Don't give it all up.

The power of the pooty...

(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere   ;))

I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended.  Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties".   ;D 

just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.

[Tracy 2112]

The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang.  Hang on to that power.  Don't give it all up.

The power of the pooty...

(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere   ;))

I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended.  Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties".   ;D 

just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.

yeah, I am pretty sure anyone who would be offended by that rap hasn't made it to page 7 of this thread.

Last night I actually had dreams of spaceships shaped like hot pockets landing in Alabama, welcomed by a trombone serenade in the rain.

[Crispy]

The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang.  Hang on to that power.  Don't give it all up.

The power of the pooty...

(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere   ;) )

I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended.  Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties".   ;D 

just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.

Consider me offended, sir.


I'm offended that you would have children that would stop nursing at 6 months! Keep suckin' them titties!

[pawpaw]

Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in.

Apparently, that's not what she said. Possibly because she was asleep. ;D Go get 'em, tiger!