Session IPA's Review

[thebugman]

Once more we take the walk down the dark path, down the straight but not narrow, down the rocky road to the hollow, with only a small glimmer of light to show the path before us. What is this light, you ask? It's the muthafuckin Bushman and Black Rain dropping knowledge all in your assholes! What did you think it was, punk ass? Get with the program or get out. You know the drill by now: you're stupid and you like crappy beer (if you can call it that) and you're a little lost maggot trying to find some shit to eat on and that's what you gravitate towards. But here we got some big ass daddy flies telling you where the big, juicy turds are so you best listen up. Also that last part was a metaphor, we don't really eat turds. Anyways, click on this here video and let the Bushman and Black Rain tell you where the good beer is (or isn't) because they're fucking geniuses. And their palates are sent from above, from the Beer Gods. Forged in iron and all these precious metals your meager human mind can't even begin to comprehend, their palates are the standard by which all human beers should be judged. Bring them forth and let them be judged! Let them perish or live by the Bushman and Black Rain's royal decree! Off with the bottle caps!

https://youtu.be/1PEeIX5p714