Backwards messages on Off The Record

[fan75]

What are they saying in the last 2 minutes of "Off The Record"?   I tried running it through the reverse function of Audacity and there are a few things I can make out, such as "There are two ways..."  "Oh my Jebus..." someone growling in pain, "Easter is fake? ???..." , something about dead bodies, etc.

I'd hate to think MMJ were putting subversive messages into their songs, but maybe I'm just listening for the wrong thing?  :-/