cannabis

[MMJ_fanatic]

like a bun in the oven :)

[EC]

like a bun in the oven :)

More like a fleet of loaves. ;)

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

man, I wish but alas no.  that is my lovely bride circa 1990 standing next to a fine Kentucky horse on one of our very first sojourns into the countryside here in this fine state...

and yes, she's "cooking" in there.  "bun in the oven", or whatever aphorsym one would choose to use... ;D  and yes, diapers do sound fun at this point, after waiting for so long to see her!

[EC]

man, I wish but alas no.  that is my lovely bride circa 1990 standing next to a fine Kentucky horse on one of our very first sojourns into the countryside here in this fine state...

and yes, she's "cooking" in there.  "bun in the oven", or whatever aphorsym one would choose to use... ;D  and yes, diapers do sound fun at this point, after waiting for so long to see her!

Heh.  A friend asked me to babysit for her for a couple of hours recently.  I haven't babysat in, ohhhhhhhh, 17 years?  So, the little guy needed a diaper change.  Could not remember how to do it.  First I put it on backwards, then I got all the sticky tabs stuck together.  I finally got it on, and it seemed too tight.  How could I have been so good at it when I was 13, and suck so bad, now?

But man.  It is fun to spend time with a baby.  They just look at you like you're the greatest and most interesting thing in the world.  

Unless they're screaming.  :)

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

hence, the aforementioned cannabis.... ;)

[EC]

hence, the aforementioned cannabis.... ;)

Honey, you're expenses are about to go WAY up if you need a little smoke every time the baby cries!

 ;D

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Honey, you're expenses are about to go WAY up if you need a little smoke every time the baby cries!

;D

just kidding, don't want anyone to go all "Dragnet" on me and such... ;D

[MMJ_fanatic]

 and yes, diapers do sound fun at this point, after waiting for so long to see her!

Odd mix at the Conaway house:  diapers and hormones (I assume the elder offspring is busily pubesceing(?)?)

[sweatboard]

diapers, hormones, and Cannabis

[sweatboard]

I should move that last post to the "Next Album Title" thread.

[EC]

heh!

There was a baby SCREEEEEAAAMMMING on the streetcar today.  Just fucking wailing and freaking out.  The poor Mom couldn't calm him down.

Just think of all of the wonderfulness you have to look forward to, John!

(Just kidding.  It's gonna be great.  My Grandma used to say that her babies NEVER cried, because when they did, she'd give them a thimbleful of whisky, and everything was better.  Ahhh, except, you know.  I don't think that's really a gooooood idea, per se...)

[marktwain]

 Hey!  When did I get that old time feeling?  Wow.  Tundra, weren't we neck and neck for a while?  I have got to get outside, more.  ;)

son of a bitch!!

I want that old time feeling, too.

dammit, I've gotta stop doing things so I can post more!

[MMJ_fanatic]

Tundra--like the new avitar, "Office Space" rules!

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I should move that last post to the "Next Album Title" thread.

 ;D

Odd mix at the Conaway house:  diapers and hormones (I assume the elder offspring is busily pubesceing(?)?)

and packing, and remodeling, and yodelling.  (well, the last bit is in my sleep, but hey)

[marktwain]

Tundra--like the new avitar, "Office Space" rules!

Fuckin' A.

John, there is a pic of Stephen Malkmus in the liner notes of his first solo album, and he is striking the same pose as your wife in that pic with the horse - I thought it was a tribute.  

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

wow, that's amazing...what a coincidence.  nope, she's just cavorting with the horses again!

[dwight]

Jim doesn't smoke weed.

I'm sure they've all tried it.

More importantly.. who gives a shit

[EC]

and packing, and remodeling, and yodelling.  (well, the last bit is in my sleep, but hey)

Are you dreaming of your son becoming the next Gene Autry?  Are you a yodelling fan?

My brother has been dying to get an all-yodelling album for years, and I have never been able to find one.  Do you know of any?

(I'm completely serious, by the way.  Props to yodellers, too.  Yodelling is HARD.  Especially for a girl.)

[Oz]

Discussing babies in a cannabis thread: the hippy in me finds this wonderful, but I don't know how a wise parent would think of it... :)

[MMJ_fanatic]

c'mon man aint you used to our threads wandering far and wide yet?