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Started by HorkoLad, Aug 26, 2005, 07:38 AM

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dragonboy

I'd like to hear some love for Salami...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

HorkoLad

QuoteI'd like to hear some love for Salami...

this is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.
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primushead

Well...as far as salted cured meats go, it's all about the pastrami...mmmmmm, pastrami.

sweatboard

QuoteI'd like to hear some love for Salami...

So you like Salami?  I used to work in the sausage delivery buisness.  Salami was my specialty.  
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corey

Quotethis is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.

 ;D

So.... I was the kid that brought ham sandwiches to school everyday when I was a kid. Just ham and bread. No cheese, no mustard, no nothing. I don't think I started putting cheese on my sandwiches until I was in the 9th grade. I was a pretty picky eater when I was a wee lad, so ham and bread always worked just fine for me.
I still love the ham, but enjoy it with cheese and mustard nowadays.


October

Quotethere's this place in town called "Heavenly Baked Ham" that's a chain, I think.  Pretty expensive, but pretty fucking good as well.

There's also a place that makes spiral cut hams that I want to call Paul's, but I can't remember it right now.  I had one once at a party, it tasted like ham butter, it was so velvety soft.  Man, this is kind of a turn on.  Velvety, soft, buttery ham....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my grandmother LOVES Heavenly Baked Ham, she brings it to every family function. it's goood.

dragonboy

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this is neither the time, nor thread to talk up your crazy ideas of spicy meats, friend.

Sorry Horkolad. Truth is I had nothing to say about Ham & felt left out.
May I be sodomized by a big piece of Salami delivered by sweatboard for my atrocity!!!
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

HorkoLad

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;D

So.... I was the kid that brought ham sandwiches to school everyday when I was a kid. Just ham and bread. No cheese, no mustard, no nothing. I don't think I started putting cheese on my sandwiches until I was in the 9th grade. I was a pretty picky eater when I was a wee lad, so ham and bread always worked just fine for me.
I still love the ham, but enjoy it with cheese and mustard nowadays.


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Half

this weekend i had prime rib- no ham in sight
but i done went and plum forgot it

HorkoLad

Quotethis weekend i had prime rib- no ham in sight

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Sorry Horkolad. Truth is I had nothing to say about Ham & felt left out.
May I be sodomized by a big piece of Salami delivered by sweatboard for my atrocity!!!

that's hilarious.  salami jokes aside, the ham steak is also pretty tasty.  fry it up in a pan with a little butter.  mmmmm.  add a lil' brown sugar for kicks.  
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HorkoLad

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that's hilarious.  salami jokes aside, the ham steak is also pretty tasty.  fry it up in a pan with a little butter.  mmmmm.  add a lil' brown sugar for kicks.  

add a little brown sugar for *yucks
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add a little brown sugar for *yucks

um, yeah.  brown sugar and butter could be mixed with concrete and still taste good!
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marktwain

How is it that we have come so far without anyone mentioning country ham?!

Country ham, friends, is the only ham for me.

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QuoteHow is it that we have come so far without anyone mentioning country ham?!

Country ham, friends, is the only ham for me.

that's funny that it wasn't mentioned at all....hmmm.
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EC

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that's funny that it wasn't mentioned at all....hmmm.
What's country ham?  

Man, there are way more varieties of ham than I ever thought possible.

Tree

lol Great Thread!!

well i like some parma ham (don´t know the english word for that!)with mayonnaise and butter on a baguette...MMMMMMMM

But i have to say that SALAMI is the best thing on earth!!

dragonboy

Finally getting some love for Salami - thanks Patches!
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

marktwain

Country ham is a southern delight - salty as fuck.  (In the old days, it was salted heavily so that it would last forever.)  It's really the only way I eat ham.

peanut butter puddin surprise

QuoteFinally getting some love for Salami - thanks Patches!

how about fried salami sandwiches?? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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