My Morning Jacket

Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: HorkoLad on Oct 12, 2005, 11:42 AM

Title: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 12, 2005, 11:42 AM
He runs the website:

www.quoitsdirect.com

He lives in my neck of the woods and he's tall. HAWK's wife recently gave birth to a brand new baby and she had to push it through her pashoonie :/

Guess what?

HAWK's dig dug daddy flew helicopters in the war thats going on overseas. He didn't got shot down though, thank god. But he did see some things that only a few people in this world will ever see. The county we live in honored him when he got home with some homemade pies and crepe paper attached to trees and bushes. He was happy for awhile and then he realized he had to go back to work. Good thing his son runs www.quoitsdirect.com, huh?
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 12, 2005, 11:58 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: waxy on Oct 12, 2005, 12:02 PM
unfortunatley, the entire post is 100% accurate

[smiley=pirate.gif]
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Half on Oct 12, 2005, 12:16 PM
*pitches a ringer*


yessss
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 12, 2005, 12:17 PM
(http://www.thefastforwardband.com/Loverboy.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 12, 2005, 12:18 PM
Johnconway, I can't tell if you're randomity is mocking us, or if you're trying to get with the gang...either way...."Bimble Tee" :(
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 12, 2005, 12:26 PM
QuoteJohnconway, I can't tell if you're randomity is mocking us, or if you're trying to get with the gang...either way...."Bimble Tee" :(

Oh, I get it.  Should I bite, and engage in a meaningful debate, or should I go back to posting pictures of the ridiculous?

Either way, after reading 1000 posts of "Meander and Wander Crappulence Frappacino" that you two obviously get off on, I think I can get away with some random mockery.

So, the tortoise shelled out 1000 bucks for a mocha latte.  The oil in his '72 Nova had all but burned up, so he ordered a Thanksgiving turkey to be drawn and quartered by a soapbox derby team at midnight, at the bead factory down by the lake.  Pits of vipers were all around, but the pea soup was pretty good.

Oswald, meanwhile, carpeted a bean dip with Ben Stein.  The guava was salad, while monkey shin type egg earl long xd;alksdjfla;ksdjf;laksdjflk asoi4ut04932u5900438uapoweiut09842351110001001001000100100001010010010SOS
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 12, 2005, 12:39 PM
Quote

Oh, I get it.  Should I bite, and engage in a meaningful debate, or should I go back to posting pictures of the ridiculous?

Either way, after reading 1000 posts of "Meander and Wander Crappulence Frappacino" that you two obviously get off on, I think I can get away with some random mockery.


So, the tortoise shelled out 1000 bucks for a mocha latte.  The oil in his '72 Nova had all but burned up, so he ordered a Thanksgiving turkey to be drawn and quartered by a soapbox derby team at midnight, at the bead factory down by the lake.  Pits of vipers were all around, but the pea soup was pretty good.

Oswald, meanwhile, carpeted a bean dip with Ben Stein.  The guava was salad, while monkey shin type egg earl long xd;alksdjfla;ksdjf;laksdjflk asoi4ut04932u5900438uapoweiut09842351110001001001000100100001010010010SOS


this thread just became "the real deal"

*struts*
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Half on Oct 12, 2005, 12:39 PM
*stretches hamstrings*
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 12, 2005, 12:47 PM
 :-/
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: LennytheTent on Oct 12, 2005, 01:08 PM
weirdo i know a tall guy named Mark Hawk as well, but i doubt he plays Quoits
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 12, 2005, 01:15 PM
See what I mean?  Sheesh.

Hey, there's this band called My Morning Jacket!  They play music!
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 12, 2005, 01:28 PM
I only play Sward Quoits.
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Half on Oct 12, 2005, 01:46 PM
QuoteSee what I mean?  Sheesh.

Hey, there's this band called My Morning Jacket!  They play music!

dude- MMJ fuckin rocks.  i can't wait to see them tomorrow

i bet people talk about them in the music and shows forums all the time
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: ratsprayer on Oct 12, 2005, 06:54 PM
have you heard the newly record alternate version of 'one in the same'  ??

it wasnt until i read the off topic ramblings, that i read the posts of harkolad, alligator gar, and half.  but then again, all three are one in the same.  

i personally dont like this version nearly as much.   :-/
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: dragonboy on Oct 12, 2005, 08:03 PM
QuoteJohnconway, I can't tell if you're randomity is mocking us, or if you're trying to get with the gang...

This thread made me laugh.

"Get with the gang"?! Jesus Christ, talk about self-importance  ???

Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Half on Oct 13, 2005, 06:04 AM
Quotehave you heard the newly record alternate version of 'one in the same'  ??

it wasnt until i read the off topic ramblings, that i read the posts of harkolad, alligator gar, and half.  but then again, all three are one in the same.  

i personally dont like this version nearly as much.   :-/

me neither :(
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: waxy on Oct 13, 2005, 07:45 AM
Quotehave you heard the newly record alternate version of 'one in the same'  ??

it wasnt until i read the off topic ramblings, that i read the posts of harkolad, alligator gar, and half.  but then again, all three are one in the same.  

i personally dont like this version nearly as much.   :-/

what about me  :(
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: Alligator Gar on Oct 13, 2005, 08:23 AM
Quotehave you heard the newly record alternate version of 'one in the same'  ??

it wasnt until i read the off topic ramblings, that i read the posts of harkolad, alligator gar, and half.  but then again, all three are one in the same.  

i personally dont like this version nearly as much.   :-/

 :D
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 13, 2005, 08:58 AM
Potato Salad!
(http://familyeducation.com/img/article/Potato%20Salad.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 13, 2005, 08:59 AM
QuotePotato Salad!
(http://familyeducation.com/img/article/Potato%20Salad.jpg)

i saw you last night   :D
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 13, 2005, 09:01 AM
(http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/bongwater/bong_water-original.jpg)

saw what...bong water??
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 13, 2005, 09:13 AM
this thread reminds me of Pohatcong Football practice :(
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 13, 2005, 09:16 AM
tongs!

(http://fantes.com/images/5479tongs.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Oct 13, 2005, 10:34 AM
John, while your efforts are most appreciated, I will say that there is more to the interweb than pit-shers of random goodies and untensils. Let me demonstrate:


"Hablo"
(http://www.bajatump3.com.ar/images/J/caratulas_JOAQUIN_SABINA-PONGAMOS_QUE_HABLO_DE_MADRID-FRONTAL.jpg)

the ever popular "Skip-It"
(http://www15.brinkster.com/rifbotstudios/lostinterest/pics/skipit.jpg)

Bearded Big Boys
(http://www.thebriary.com/images/skip-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Oct 16, 2005, 03:01 PM
Je regrette, mais...


(http://www.dalebroux.com/assemblage/glenncampbell.gif)

or...

(http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/s/snider_020215/images/flip4.jpg)

or even:

(http://homepage.smc.edu/wissmann_paul/humanbiology/popeye.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: MikeHawk on Nov 09, 2005, 04:18 PM
i think i know why you all think you know about me, i am not Mark Hawk nor did he inspire me any way shape or form.
Title: Re: Mark HAWK
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 09, 2005, 07:51 PM
Quotei think i know why you all think you know about me, i am not Mark Hawk nor did he inspire me any way shape or form.

HAWK, are you in Iraz?  :D