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Title: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 12:56 PM
Please give your answer (one time only), folks!

When will HorkoLad, Half, waxy and Lenny get banned?

  • 1. Never
2. Probably sometime after November 19, 2005
3. Christmas Eve
4. Soon, pal
5. Like a washboard, they will be scrubbed away
6. other
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Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 16, 2005, 12:58 PM
What did they do?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 12:58 PM
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QuoteWhat did they do?
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Hey, Girl! jejejejejeje
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 12:59 PM
Not nearly soon enough.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 16, 2005, 12:59 PM
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Hey, Girl! jejejejejeje


Do you ever make sense?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:00 PM
Quote


Do you ever make sense?

BEST. POST. EVER.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: LennytheTent on Nov 16, 2005, 01:02 PM
why am i included?  :-/

the only time i've ever been banned was on ana's board twice, both times i was reinstated right afterward
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 16, 2005, 01:02 PM
Quote

BEST. POST. EVER.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:05 PM
Is that supposed to mean something?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 01:05 PM
QuoteIs that supposed to mean something?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 16, 2005, 01:05 PM
Quote

(//Halfsenior%20member%20sr.%20)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:06 PM
(http://www.keithloh.com/webjunk/scanners.gif)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: EC on Nov 16, 2005, 01:08 PM
Holy. Fucking. Hell.

That is the sickest thing I've ever seen.  It just made my eyes water and my throat seize up.  Holy crap.  Oh man.  That's worse than the alligator who exploded.

Woah.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: LennytheTent on Nov 16, 2005, 01:10 PM
Quote(http://www.keithloh.com/webjunk/scanners.gif)

am i the only one who's seriously aroused by this?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:21 PM
(http://www.ex.ac.uk/~cnwburge/gifs/nickwalk.gif)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:25 PM
QuoteHoly. Fucking. Hell.

That is the sickest thing I've ever seen.  It just made my eyes water and my throat seize up.  Holy crap.  Oh man.  That's worse than the alligator who exploded.

Woah.

Oh come on, you've seen the movie "Scanners", eh?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 16, 2005, 01:25 PM
(http://jovan.ru/banned/banned.gif)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:28 PM
(http://www.ex.ac.uk/~cnwburge/gifs/lavalamp.gif)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 16, 2005, 01:33 PM
Quote(http://www.ex.ac.uk/~cnwburge/gifs/lavalamp.gif)

i like your style, john.  lets enjoy a drink together at the louisville show.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: CC on Nov 16, 2005, 01:35 PM
3. Christmas Eve
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:35 PM
Quote3. Christmas Eve

all I want for Christmas is.....
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 16, 2005, 01:36 PM
Quote3. Christmas Eve

 :o

you wouldn't dare....
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:37 PM
why, exactly?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: CC on Nov 16, 2005, 01:40 PM
Quote

:o

you wouldn't dare....

I'm really starting to like the thought.
thanks alligator, for bringing this up...
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: LennytheTent on Nov 16, 2005, 01:41 PM
go back to RM
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 01:46 PM
good show ol boy, poke at the moderator!  good times.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Ophelia on Nov 16, 2005, 01:47 PM
No one is telling me what they did!
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 16, 2005, 01:48 PM
Quote

I'm really starting to like the thought.
thanks alligator, for bringing this up...

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Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 16, 2005, 01:50 PM
Quote

I'm really starting to like the thought.
thanks alligator, for bringing this up...

i bet i could beat you in an old fashioned footrace
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: primushead on Nov 16, 2005, 02:16 PM
Quote(http://jovan.ru/banned/banned.gif)

Lemme guess the captions.  

Garfield:  "Hey John.  Where's the Lasagna?"

John:  "It's monday, go fuck yourself."
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: EC on Nov 16, 2005, 02:25 PM
Quote

Oh come on, you've seen the movie "Scanners", eh?
Nope.  Is it scary or gross?  If it's either, then I would've avoided it.

Actually, sometimes I like to watch gross stuff.  Scary stuff I don't really like.  

Exploding heads, especially such realistic ones, really aren't my thing.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 02:36 PM
ah, it's pretty gross but not too scary. unless you're on crack....

look it up on www.imdb.com

after you go there, you may never come back...it's a universe in there!!
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: EC on Nov 16, 2005, 02:37 PM
Quoteah, it's pretty gross but not too scary. unless you're on crack....

look it up on www.imdb.com

after you go there, you may never come back...it's a universe in there!!
Which, imdb?  I know.  God, between myspace and here and imdb, I'm totally fucked for trying this "working at home" business.  :(
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 16, 2005, 02:39 PM
seriously, i don't know how you have time for myspace!
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: EC on Nov 16, 2005, 02:56 PM
Quoteseriously, i don't know how you have time for myspace!
Yeah, me, neither.  I get stuck in there.  "ooooh, this person likes good music, what are they like?"  "oooh, their friend made a funny comment, what do they look like?"  "that guy's an idiot, i have to know what he looks like."
etc.

Actually, it has been pretty cool for meeting music people.  We've met a few bands that way.  :)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: SMc55 on Nov 16, 2005, 03:00 PM
Quote

:o

you wouldn't dare....

Don't mess wth the modarobot  8)
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: EC on Nov 16, 2005, 03:01 PM
Quote

Don't mess wth the modarobot  8)
He's pretty stealth.  
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 16, 2005, 04:10 PM
getting banned from here wouldn't look very good on my internet posting resume, but it would give me some much needed street cred with everyone who's keepin it real
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Spider_Beard on Nov 16, 2005, 04:59 PM
Quotegetting banned from here wouldn't look very good on my internet posting resume, but it would give me some much needed street cred with everyone who's keepin it real
have you ever been banned from a message board, chum?
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 16, 2005, 08:44 PM
I hope the answer is never.  I don't really understand what "they" have done to get banned either, except call out Conaway on his bullshit, but I'll be the first to tell you that that is a cardinal sin around here.  I think that people just get a little annoyed the number of posts and new threads made by the new gang.  But really, I personally find the My pap thread 10 times more interesting than any thread about John's baby's new pictures. Is THAT not something that could be handled through pms or email to the handful of people who give a shit?   And what is the difference between Horklad and Waxy's apparent inside jokes and the inside jokes that flood threads outside of Off-topic ramblings, e.g. Cock, free crack, or soulchubby?  I'm really not trying to start anything, just adding my two cents to a hot topic on this board of late and that's the way I see it.  There seems to be a double standard and I'm not the only one who notices it.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Ciao_Ciao_Hot on Nov 16, 2005, 08:58 PM
hut hut
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 06:58 AM
QuoteI hope the answer is never.  I don't really understand what "they" have done to get banned either, except call out Conaway on his bullshit, but I'll be the first to tell you that that is a cardinal sin around here.  I think that people just get a little annoyed the number of posts and new threads made by the new gang.  But really, I personally find the My pap thread 10 times more interesting than any thread about John's baby's new pictures. Is THAT not something that could be handled through pms or email to the handful of people who give a shit?   And what is the difference between Horklad and Waxy's apparent inside jokes and the inside jokes that flood threads outside of Off-topic ramblings, e.g. Cock, free crack, or soulchubby?  I'm really not trying to start anything, just adding my two cents to a hot topic on this board of late and that's the way I see it.  There seems to be a double standard and I'm not the only one who notices it.

 :D
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 17, 2005, 07:20 AM
QuoteI hope the answer is never.  I don't really understand what "they" have done to get banned either, except call out Conaway on his bullshit, but I'll be the first to tell you that that is a cardinal sin around here.  I think that people just get a little annoyed the number of posts and new threads made by the new gang.  But really, I personally find the My pap thread 10 times more interesting than any thread about John's baby's new pictures. Is THAT not something that could be handled through pms or email to the handful of people who give a shit?   And what is the difference between Horklad and Waxy's apparent inside jokes and the inside jokes that flood threads outside of Off-topic ramblings, e.g. Cock, free crack, or soulchubby?  I'm really not trying to start anything, just adding my two cents to a hot topic on this board of late and that's the way I see it.  There seems to be a double standard and I'm not the only one who notices it.

*stretches out hamstrings*
*crunches numbers*
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: waxy on Nov 17, 2005, 08:38 AM
QuoteI hope the answer is never.  I don't really understand what "they" have done to get banned either, except call out Conaway on his bullshit, but I'll be the first to tell you that that is a cardinal sin around here.  I think that people just get a little annoyed the number of posts and new threads made by the new gang.  But really, I personally find the My pap thread 10 times more interesting than any thread about John's baby's new pictures. Is THAT not something that could be handled through pms or email to the handful of people who give a shit?   And what is the difference between Horklad and Waxy's apparent inside jokes and the inside jokes that flood threads outside of Off-topic ramblings, e.g. Cock, free crack, or soulchubby?  I'm really not trying to start anything, just adding my two cents to a hot topic on this board of late and that's the way I see it.  There seems to be a double standard and I'm not the only one who notices it.

You're now in the secret club, mister.

You see, its the whole "Body Armor" theory of the message board...I'm sure you've seen those commercials with the dude screaming "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!"  ...Conaway is trying to protect his house.  We're new, and we threaten him...not unlike big muscular athletes who try and break into a houseful of other big muscular athletes.  They strap on they're Body Armor and "protect this house"

Johnconaway is protecting his house not by putting on Body Armor as the commercial would suggest...rather he is lashing out at everyone new in the Off Topic forum with his cunning wit and strategically placed Ralph Wiggam jokes.

The way I see it, we came in here not looking for trouble, but a place to hang out and bond with fellow MMJ fans...some joined in on the fun, while others felt threatened...so the ones that felt threatened made it into a big deal, and they are the ones responsible for divining the board.

I don't see how a man in his mid 30's with a beautiful child gets so upset at the way people post on the internet...that is beyond me, and quite frankly its probably a deeper control issue that he had growing up or with his life partner present day.  There really is no reason to shit on someone else when they never shit on you in the first place....
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 17, 2005, 08:51 AM
*under armor
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: waxy on Nov 17, 2005, 09:03 AM
Quote*under armor

If this doesn't get your fired up....you don't have a pulse, man.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Half on Nov 17, 2005, 09:05 AM
Quote

If this doesn't get your fired up....you don't have a pulse, man.

HAHAHA

i always say "who the hell decides to run the ball from the 10 yard line when its 4th and goal?  seriously?"
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 17, 2005, 09:05 AM
Quote

You're now in the secret club, mister.

You see, its the whole "Body Armor" theory of the message board...I'm sure you've seen those commercials with the dude screaming "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!"  ...Conaway is trying to protect his house.  We're new, and we threaten him...not unlike big muscular athletes who try and break into a houseful of other big muscular athletes.  They strap on they're Body Armor and "protect this house"

Johnconaway is protecting his house not by putting on Body Armor as the commercial would suggest...rather he is lashing out at everyone new in the Off Topic forum with his cunning wit and strategically placed Ralph Wiggam jokes.

The way I see it, we came in here not looking for trouble, but a place to hang out and bond with fellow MMJ fans...some joined in on the fun, while others felt threatened...so the ones that felt threatened made it into a big deal, and they are the ones responsible for divining the board.

I don't see how a man in his mid 30's with a beautiful child gets so upset at the way people post on the internet...that is beyond me, and quite frankly its probably a deeper control issue that he had growing up or with his life partner present day.  There really is no reason to shit on someone else when they never shit on you in the first place....

Hey, I'll admit that I felt threatened by Conaway which was part of the reason I didn't start contributing to the forum until this year.  I'm sure many other loyal, knowledgable fans are likewise turned off as well.  However, I realized that this band and this forum is no more John's than it is mine or anyone else who enjoys the jacket.  Plus, John's pompous elitism had to had stopped or at least taken down a peg.  I know that John's trying to protect his house, but the point is it's not his house and he's got to get used to other people sitting on the couches and putting their feet on the coffeetable around here.  I'm glad that the forum has evolved out of the circlejerk that was this forum a year ago.  
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: HorkoLad on Nov 17, 2005, 09:13 AM
Quote

HAHAHA

i always say "who the hell decides to run the ball from the 10 yard line when its 4th and goal?  seriously?"

Goliath, thats who.
Title: Re: Poll: When will they get banned?
Post by: Alligator Gar on Nov 17, 2005, 10:21 AM
Quotehut hut

Cowlette'?