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Title: ejaculations
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 18, 2005, 02:06 PM
No, not that kind!  The literary kind.

Some of my favorite include:
"Sweet baby Jesus!"
"Well, Howdy do!"
or
"Well, that tears it!"
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: EC on Nov 18, 2005, 03:40 PM
I like:
"Huzzah!"
"Oh Mylanta!!"
"Shut the front door!"
"Hold the fort!"
"Yarrrrr."
"Sonuvabitch!"

:)

I actually do use pretty much all of those quite frequently.
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 18, 2005, 03:45 PM
hell hath no fury!!
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: SMc55 on Nov 18, 2005, 03:51 PM
It would be very frowned upon to swear at work so I sometimes say "FUCK oodness sake I wish that hadn't happened". People look aghast then relieved. I look innocent  ;)
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: EC on Nov 18, 2005, 03:56 PM
hahaha!!  

I always forget that swearing is wrong.  

Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 18, 2005, 04:01 PM
Quotehahaha!!  

I always forget that swearing is wrong.  


because god said so.   ::)
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: EC on Nov 18, 2005, 04:03 PM
Quote

because god said so.   ::)
good fuckin' point, you sonuvabitch!!

Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 18, 2005, 04:21 PM
God fucking Damn it!  
Jesus H. Christ!
Halleluiah!
Praise Him!
Praise His Name!
Amen!
Gosh darn it!

Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 18, 2005, 04:25 PM
QuoteGod fucking Damn it!  
Jesus H. Christ!
Halleluiah!
Praise Him!
Praise His Name!
Amen!
Gosh darn it!


you forgot...

jesus fucking christ

thats one of my favourites.
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 18, 2005, 04:27 PM
Quote

you forgot...

jesus fucking christ

thats one of my favourites.

You said it, man!  Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 18, 2005, 04:30 PM
i think im going to hell


 :P


(wait, i dont believe in it.)
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: aMillionDreams on Nov 18, 2005, 04:34 PM
Quotei think im going to hell


:P


(wait, i dont believe in it.)

Don't it feel great!  Quite liberating.
God love it!
For Heaven's sake!
Mary Mother of God!
Holy Cow! (Might as well blaspheme the Hindu gods while were at it.)
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 18, 2005, 04:47 PM
sweet fancy moses!
Title: Re: ejaculations
Post by: SMc55 on Nov 18, 2005, 05:17 PM
Heavens to Betsy! is another favourite.