My Morning Jacket

Post #493, here I come 5 Stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think all the 5 stars should recieve t-shirts with thier 5 stars on the back and a picture of thier user Icon on the front, we could wear them to shows and be the coolest people there!!  Oh yeah, we could have one of our little signatures right underneath the big picture on the front, or under the 5 stars.  Then we could meet up and practice our dodgeball skills and get on that dodgeball show thats on late at night as Team "Jacket Junkies", we'd all wear long brown wigs and our 5 star shirts, no shoes, and carry flying V's.  ROK!!!



this is a dodgeball  Doc                                                            (http://www.criterionpic.com/cpl/images/lcl_dodgeball.jpg)

Is there a Doctor in the house tonight?

I'm so excited my mouse hand palm is sweating profusly, I just opened a beer to calm myself down.

somebody needs a tranquilizer ::)

YOU STOPPED AT #499?  

(You've got something planned...  :))

Please tell me no one in here is a fan of the movie Dodgeball.   If so may God have mercy on your soul.(or at least your taste in movies)

QuotePlease tell me no one in here is a fan of the movie Dodgeball.   If so may God have mercy on your soul.(or at least your taste in movies)

Thank you for your prayer.  I have sinned in the liking of Dodgeball.  

BUT, I went and saw it after spending an entire day with a screaming toddler in Ireland, and I was so fucking glad to get out of that house that I could've gone to a Yanni King Herald of the Zamphir concert and loved it.

QuoteYOU STOPPED AT #499?  

(You've got something planned...  :))

yeah, what happened?
something must have happened!

QuoteIs there a Doctor in the house tonight?

Aaah! I get it now. That would be so cool. I've got a feeling we'd be really good at this. You're on 499 now. I guess you're waiting for the right moment. Enjoy it, Brian, you've earned it  ;)

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Aaah! I get it now. That would be so cool. I've got a feeling we'd be really good at this. You're on 499 now. I guess you're waiting for the right moment. Enjoy it, Brian, you've earned it  ;)

Oooh, you're almost there, too...

Riny got a new picture!!!
(heeh - mmm cake)

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yeah, what happened?
something must have happened!

Yes, something did in fact "happen".  As I was poised with the Doctor in tow and beer in hand to make the almighty 500th post, I was somehow booted off the web-site and could not get back on.  I could get on all my other sites but not this one.  I didn't know what to do.  I started wondering what kind of cruel joke could this possibly be.  I started fearing that the cosmos were against me and guarded myself from any kind of freak accidents that could possibly take my life and leave me one post short of 5 stars and leave a legacy unfulfilled.  Paranoia started sinking in and I just knew that Riny had shut down the site to add another star for John.  I imagined Riny with a huge smirk on his face as he sat at his computer crushing my dream.  But, Alas I have joined (with this lame ass post) the distinguished group of five starts that I have so longed to be a part of.  In a few short seconds I will see my name with 5 stars beside it, so as I sit here typing with tears in my eyes, I leave my 500th post my fellow fans with some words from the mouth of Mr. Jim James


-"My heart just can't wait to meet you on the other side"





Here I come baby, (I hope this works this time) Oh wait, I need to put on some music, MMJ possibly, but what song?  ahh......AT DAWN of course.  

You have to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Oh, you have to have 501.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For a second there I thought Riny really did get me.

Whats up Doc?  Come on in it feels fine.

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Yes, something did in fact "happen".  As I was poised with the Doctor in tow and beer in hand to make the almighty 500th post, I was somehow booted off the web-site and could not get back on.  I could get on all my other sites but not this one.    

The exact same thing happened to me! I thought there was a problem with my computer so I just went to bed. I thought I'd missed your moment. (Which I did, but later than I expected.) You don't suppose it was Riny, the cunning fiend  ;)

Anyway, you're there now, and can proudly wear the 5 star dodgeball shirt.

I hadn't realised till EC pointed it out that I'm right behind you. Oh to have the honour of wearing that shirt  ::)

I can't think of anything to say (but when did that stop me?) but I'm impatient to see those stars.

What's the deal with the Dodgeball film? Is it really bad? Or is it so bad it's good? Or is it just good?

I've just been with my youngest to see Son of Mask. It was dire but had some great effects and it made my little fellow laugh out loud so it was worth it.

lol, that's funny.
you really think I could be so cruel? :o
taking the site down for something like that would get my ass kicked!!!

I know what happened though!
last night, the server had to be moved to a new location and because of that the site was down for about 3 hours. It just happened to be right before you were about to make your monumental 500th post! imagine the odds! anyway, the server is now in a beautiful mountainesque location north of denver, well-known for it's amazing server reliability...

Well, I've just checked, and there are nine people in that exclusive club. I'll be joining it soon (Riny willing  ;)) and Tundra is just behind me.

One thing looks strange, though, Connjonaway has only a few fewer posts that John. Don't know how I missed all those  :-/

The movie was ok but, dodgeball is actually a real sport that is on the TV late at night.  The runner up in ESPN's dream job is the announcer.  Hurry up Doctor, with you on our team we will be unstopable!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hey Riny, I do like your new picture. It's very 70's  8)

This page only has five stars on it now, baby!!!!  Even though Riny's are bigger than ours.

Well, this is the one...

I'd like to thank greggy, for introducing me to the jacket, and my mother, for introducing me to Elvis, and my music teacher...

Hey, who shouted "Just get on with it"?

I name this ship 500, God bless 'er

Don't think the champagne bottle smashed. My numbers are up, but the stars are taking their time. Any minute now  :) (there isn't an emoticon for pleading hopefulness but that one will do)

And there they are!!!!

Hey, Sweatboard, do you remember the old days, when we only had 4 stars? Just kids we were, eh? Now we're members of a kick ass dodgeball team!!!

Doctor, will you do us the honor of listing all those members of our Dignified Team?

I'd be happy to. They are, in order of seniority:

johnconoway
connjohnway
O
MMJfanatic
CCBaxter
EC
lfish
greggy
sweatboard
doctorinthehouse

Those other dodgeball teams must be bricking it by now.

I'll let Pete slide, cause I know he could probably wing the shit out of a dodgeball!

Just hearing that lineup probably sends shivers down the spines of our opponets.

Yeah, they must be honorary stars and that's cool. He sure does look like a mean dodgeball player.

And it would save us a wig  :D

Greggy and I have our own MMJ style hair, too.

Allright Riny, Time to get crackin, I'm not sure what station it is that dodgeball is on but I believe it's comedy central, you may want to contact them first and let them know we're coming.

Just one thing, how hard IS that ball?

It's not to hard but the rubber stings.  Don't worry though it's illegal to aim for the head.

Then I'm in  :D

Off to practise.

Or maybe polish those stars.

I plan on celebrating my new 5 star status by going to see Vhs or Beta here in knoxville tonight.  That album is really damn good.  Thanks you all that suggested them, I think John was really recomending them, I bet they put on a kick ass live show.

Careful how you "practice" Doctor.  Our mantra is "other teams may work out and practice thier skills, but we drink and listen to music."

QuoteJust one thing, how hard IS that ball?

so hard it's a blueball!  :D

Thank you, sweatboard. That's definately a philosophy I can subscribe to  8)

Go Jacket Junkies!!!

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so hard it's a blueball!  :D

I've googled blueball and come up with nothing. Remember I'm English. Is it an essential part of some esoteric ball game?

Yes, Very Essential!!!!!!! but no neccisarilly so esoteric!!

Hmmmmmm, How to put this, ok, If a man doesn't have sex at least once a week his balls turn hard and blue and fall off.  Or, at leasts that we tell the females.

LOL!!! I see. You poor guys. So that's why you're all so single minded  ;D

Holy Mother of Hell.  I believe this might be my favourite thread.  EVER.  Welcome to the five stars, boys and girls.  Just you wait til you see what's in the mail for you!  (Just don't tell anyone else, because we'd rather keep our club exclusive, if you know what I mean.) ;)

Oh I can't BELIEVE that the site went down just as you were about to post.  

And yeah.  I just noticed that Riny's stars are, in fact, quite substantially bigger and snazzier than everyone else's.

Okay, shit.  I just thought about the blueball definition again, and.  

This thread makes today sooooooo much better!!!! :)

Okay, on our team, who should play what?  I think you're right that Peteriffic should be our secret weapon.  We can hide him under the bench until the time arrives.  We can just give him a stick and a can and he'll keep himself busy.    Sweatboard, I think you should be the team leader because you're good at it, plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan a little bit.  dith, wanna be my partner in the "show those boys that chicks are really good at this" offense?  I mean really, all we have to do is wear see-through tops and we've won the damn game.  I think John should be the team mediator - the person who makes sure that we're not all fighting and getting pissy with each other.  Fanatic, you can be the super dodge, and wow everyone with your quick manouvres and wily styles.  O and lfish, you guys could be the "what in the hell are they saying" tactic, and just speak Dutch and... er.. what do you speak, lfish?  French?  Yeah, that'll fuck 'em up.  Riny, you can wipe out their lines with a clean "sweep" (heh).  And Mr. greggy.  I think you should be the "word" man.  Just say it all the time.  Especially when you're smashing their kneecaps.  :)

WICKED!

god, i'm jealous.

There will always be a spot for the Boar.  Whenever you're ready, you're in!

dang, I need to get posting. All I really care about is getting to wear short shorts for the sake of short shorts (and a painful red ball)

QuoteThere will always be a spot for the Boar.  Whenever you're ready, you're in!

:D thanks -- now only 400 or so posts to go...

"plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan"


One of the best compliments I've ever gotten.  Thanks EC.

We're so Money Baby!!!!!!

Quote"plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan"


One of the best compliments I've ever gotten.  Thanks EC.

We're so Money Baby!!!!!!

YEAH!

I'm the asshole in the bar.  I'm the asshole.  :)

if you tell the guy to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.

one of the best movies ever.

 ;D

"Like House of Pain's going to do anything."

"Look Mikey I made his head bleed, I made little Wayne's head bleed"

ah, to much good stuff for one movie, did anyone see Made?  It sucked so hard.

Quoteah, to much good stuff for one movie, did anyone see Made?  It sucked so hard.

Agreed.  SO disappointed by that movie.

"this house has sho' gone crazy!" ::)

Quote"this house has sho' gone crazy!" ::)

Good.  Crazy houses are waaaay better than stupid dull normal ones.  

:)

I've just noticed that somebody named tundra is about seven posts away from joining the team.

QuoteI've just noticed that somebody named tundra is about seven posts away from joining the team.

you're soooooo clooooose

Well it's about frigging time!  It's been nearly 3 years since I registered.

 ;D

Welcome olwiggum.  :)

Thanks!
I tried to find this thread the other day instead of starting another one, but I couldn't find it.

Might wanna get the headband makin machine fired up, cuz uh, oh baby, look to your left...

(You just wait for 501)

Oh WOW!!  Get on in!

"Come on in, boys..... the water's fine...."

Quote"Come on in, boys..... the water's fine...."

shit shit, what's that from...

Delmar says it in "O Brother, Where art thou?"

Well, with no further ado. I'm wearin gold diapers! My hair is beautifully feathered, and I'm wearing a beautiful track suit and sipping some refrigerated Merlot. Hell yeah, I'm a five-star.

EeeeeeeeEEe!!!!!

Look at all those stars!

Congrats Eisey. You are what I strive to become. ;D

QuoteWell, with no further ado. I'm wearin gold diapers! My hair is beautifully feathered, and I'm wearing a beautiful track suit and sipping some refrigerated Merlot. Hell yeah, I'm a five-star.

EeeeeeeeEEe!!!!!

Look at all those stars!

Welcome.  We are preparing the goat for your initiation ceremony as we speak.  Brian is making the pina coladas.  Please check in with the devil, and don't forget your patch chord.

word.

QuoteCongrats Eisey. You are what I strive to become. ;D

Just keep talking bollocks like the rest of us and it'll happen before you know it  ;)

And welcome aboard Eisey  :D

Welcome aboard Eisey it's good to have you on our side.  You are a very worthy Five Star my friend.  

I have the feeling I going to be the kid who's always picked last :-[

QuoteI have the feeling I going to be the kid who's always picked last :-[

Not at all. We all get to play. It's in the rules :D

I'm gettin there

Fuck, who came up recently?  Oh!

Welcome aMillionDreams!!  

...not now...

WOOO!! 5th star!!! I rule!!!!

QuoteWOOO!! 5th star!!! I rule!!!!

Oh wait, I thought it was 500 to get the 5th star...damn...my whole plan is ruined.  Disregard.  

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Oh wait, I thought it was 500 to get the 5th star...damn...my whole plan is ruined.  Disregard.  

Oh, now I get it!! it's over 500!  YEAHH!!! I'm the shit, again! :)

That 501 thing gets us all  :-/

Welcome to the team, primushead. Sweatboard will be along soon to measure you up for your uniform  ;D

By the way, in the UK we call a sports uniform a strip. Do you do that? I feel you probably don't - I've never heard it.

QuoteThat 501 thing gets us all  :-/

Welcome to the team, primushead. Sweatboard will be along soon to measure you up for your uniform  ;D

By the way, in the UK we call a sports uniform a strip. Do you do that? I feel you probably don't - I've never heard it.

Lol...nah, but uniform will do just fine.  So, what do I do now?  Is this like a cult type thing?  Do we get to drink kool-aid in a jungle somewhere and have Jim promise us a spaceship to the moon?

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Lol...nah, but uniform will do just fine.  So, what do I do now?  Is this like a cult type thing?  Do we get to drink kool-aid in a jungle somewhere and have Jim promise us a spaceship to the moon?

Kiiiind of...  It's mostly just hanging out and talking about how awesome we are.

Patrick's on the team.  

Well, I mean, whatever.  His numbers make him part of the team.  ;)

QuotePlease tell me no one in here is a fan of the movie Dodgeball.   If so may God have mercy on your soul.(or at least your taste in movies)

LOL i love that movie!!! :)
but i think Zoolander is even better!!!  ;D

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Kiiiind of...  It's mostly just hanging out and talking about how awesome we are.

Patrick's on the team.  

Well, I mean, whatever.  His numbers make him part of the team.  ;)

I likes what i hears.

give 'er

The stars line up for me!!

So, I finally made the team, what a rags to riches story.
But there are still goals to be achieved. G-Unit watch out, damn crazy cricket team watch out as well!

I trust someone will send me my uniform soon.
Honored to be amongst you all, more stars than in heaven!!

Chills

Ps: To all ya training for the the team...

             DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'  [smiley=guitar.gif]

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/embercat/dodgeballteam.jpg)

Welcome!  Here we all are on our first tour.  As you can see, sweatboard is making a peace sign near his crotch.  This is typical of his early behaviour.  I am the girl in the red shorts, 2nd from the right.  This was during my awkward phase, so I look a little different now.

We should get a new team photo.

Honestly, I can't see that picture! Damn

I went back and now I can!! Strange

"The girl in the red shorts"  ;D
You're crackin' me up here!
I'm lookin' forward to your new team picturre  :)

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/kickingTV/trouw/Dodge_0520046.jpg)

This one?

Or

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/kickingTV/trouw/Dodge_0520032.jpg)

Final choice...

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/kickingTV/trouw/dodge05_03.jpg)

Hey welcome team mate! Sweatboard will be round to measure you for your strip  :D

QuoteHey welcome team mate! Sweatboard will be round to measure you for your strip  :D

 ;D Oh yeah, and a shout-out to Michael Owen too. Everyone should have him on his team  ;)

I definitely choose #3.  With headbands.

QuoteI definitely choose #3.  With headbands.

Nr.3 it is then!

At least there are some girls on this team  :)

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Nr.3 it is then!

At least there are some girls on this team  :)

Arrrrrr you sayin' that I look like a boy?!

Well.  You wouldn't be the first.  :'(








(;))

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;D Oh yeah, and a shout-out to Michael Owen too. Everyone should have him on his team  ;)

No no no! He's all ours! He's a geordie now  ;D

Um, yeah.  Meg doesn't look anything like a boy, I'm here to testify... ;)

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No no no! He's all ours! He's a geordie now  ;D

You sure as hell needed him.
Glad he's out of Madrid, bunch of wussies!

QuoteUm, yeah.  Meg doesn't look anything like a boy, I'm here to testify... ;)

i know she's way past that tomboy-phase  ;)

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You sure as hell needed him.

We sure did! And he's delivering  ;D

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Glad he's out of Madrid, bunch of wussies!

He was never going to settle there. Can't really imagine him palling up with the Beckhams. Now the Shearers on the oher hand.... ;)

Do Shearer and Owen play together up front? I haven't watched Match of The day lately.

I watched that very partnership on Saturday. They are starting to look good.  Real good. ;D



wordawg

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i know she's way past that tomboy-phase  ;)

word dat...

All this soccer (Sorrry--"football") talk is getting confusing!

QuoteAll this soccer (Sorrry--"football") talk is getting confusing!

Newcastle United have been doing badly. They've now bought Michael Owen (an England international) from Real Madrid. Now they're going to win the league. Simple really  ;)

The blind faith optimism of the geordies!

God bless us, one and all.

(..and stop using that word 'soccer')


wordawg

QuoteThe blind faith optimism of the geordies!

It's what makes us special. And easily conned   ;)

my current uniform is starting to burst at the seams a bit...

does anyone know a tailor?

is there a tailor in the house tonight??

im here now, someone give me guidance!   [smiley=guitar.gif]

Congrats man, good to have you on the team....here's your water. :)

QuoteCongrats man, good to have you on the team....here's your water. :)

HAHAHHAAAAHHHAA!!  Good work, waterboy.  :)

Welcome prayer of ratzzzzzz.  I'm sure the good lady doctor can fix your uniform in a jiff.  If you'd like to follow me to the bar, we'll hook you riiiiiight up. :)  You like lemonade, don't you? ;)

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HAHAHHAAAAHHHAA!!  Good work, waterboy.  :)

Welcome prayer of ratzzzzzz.  I'm sure the good lady doctor can fix your uniform in a jiff.  If you'd like to follow me to the bar, we'll hook you riiiiiight up. :)  You like lemonade, don't you? ;)

lemonade, it is.  am i the new waterboy?   ;D

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lemonade, it is.  am i the new waterboy?   ;D

Maybe you and primuzzzzzzzzhead can tag team it?  Tugezah?

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lemonade, it is.  am i the new waterboy?   ;D

Don't even think about it...that's my job till the end. >:(

*knocks nervously at the door*

Anybody there?

I is.  I is.

I'm in need of a suit  :-[

QuoteI is.  I is.

Thank you Sir!
Any openings on the team? Happy to sit on the bench for a while...

I'm afraid that I can't help you with that.  It's up to the Doc to get you an outfit (but don't call it one)

I can help you with hydration though.  Here's some high quality h2o.

QuoteI'm in need of a suit  :-[

Your suit is prepared and waiting behind the door for you to walk straight on into...

(Holy crap you move quick - I didn't even notice how close you were!!)

Whenevah yo ready...

H2O? Why thank you Sir!
*beaming from ear-to-ear*

QuoteH2O? Why thank you Sir!
*beaming from ear-to-ear*

Welcome to the secret society!  You have no idea what you're getting into...muahahahaha.

QuoteH2O? Why thank you Sir!
*beaming from ear-to-ear*

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Your suit is prepared and waiting behind the door for you to walk straight on into...
(Holy crap you move quick - I didn't even notice how close you were!!)
Whenevah yo ready...

Thank you EC!
*so proud*

Not bad for 6weeks, heh?
Either I really love MMJ or I'm a sad fuck who spends too much time on the internet & has no life  ;)

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[size=24]Welcome dragonboyzzzzinthehood!!![/size]

[size=24]*1*2*3*4*5[/size]

Geez...I didn't get a congratulatory marque :-/

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[size=24]Welcome dragonboyzzzzinthehood!!![/size]

[size=24]*1*2*3*4*5[/size]

*tears in his eyes*

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*tears in his eyes*

Careful, you'll lose body/water percentage.  Hold the tears in...or else water prices will skyrocket.  But I guess we could just pass the bill on to Conaway :P

Look what I found in the mail today!!  Must've got lost...

QuoteLook what I found in the mail today!!  Must've got lost...

[size=10]Welcome primuzzzzzzhead!!![/size]

Yeah...nice try and all.  Do you think I'll even take your 'pity-gram'?  Well...I will.  I'll take it and love it.  Thanks!

this is more excitement than i ever could have planned for.   [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

QuoteEither I really love MMJ or I'm a sad fuck who spends too much time on the internet & has no life

Definitely the former, my friend. :) Certainly not the latte.


hahaha.  That still makes me laugh.  whoo.

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Careful, you'll lose body/water percentage.  Hold the tears in...or else water prices will skyrocket.  But I guess we could just pass the bill on to Conaway :P

LOL!!!  ;D

Quotethis is more excitement than i ever could have planned for.   [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I'll second that - thanks guys!!!  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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I'll second that - thanks guys!!!  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

we learned posting pics at the same time, and now this, dragonboy.  have we met in a previous life?   [smiley=disguise.gif]

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I'll second that - thanks guys!!!  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

dragonboyzzzinthehood, seeing as you're in Japan and all, I think your job should be to teach us karate (pronounce ka-ra-tay) moves to incorporate into our technique. Do you think you could come up with a routine?

(There's that crazzzzzy D again...)

Quote(There's that crazzzzzy D again...)

Doesn't that Douchebag glitch piss you off?

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Doesn't that Douchebag glitch piss you off?

Damn...the "D's" were supposed to be emoticons...

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Doesn't that Douchebag glitch piss you off?

Definitely not Dandy, is it?   :-/

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Definitely not Dandy, is it?   :-/

 :'(

Okaaayyy, so D on it's own is fine.
D with another letter, like o, so Do is whatever just happened
D with something before it, like a period and then a D looks like .D

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dragonboyzzzinthehood, seeing as you're in Japan and all, I think your job should be to teach us karate (pronounce ka-ra-tay) moves to incorporate into our technique.  Do you think you could come up with a routine?

I hear ya EZ - check the new picture!

It's a D poltergeist.  It's just mad because it isn't a Z.  Just ignore it.

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I hear ya EZ - check the new picture!

Dude, that couldn't be more perfect if we tried.  Great!

What do we call you?  Sunzei?

Wait, found a better one!
That's Elvis in the picture, not me.
(my belt is leather & rather tight these days!)

QuoteWait, found a better one!
That's Elvis in the picture, not me.
(my belt is leather & rather tight these days!)

Thanks for clarifying that it's Elvis. ;)  His belt's lookin' a little tight, too.

What the hell is that, anyhow?  Do you think Elvis could've managed a karate chop between fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and m&amphetamines?

I think you're wrong EC!
Elvis really was a black belt in Karate just like he was a real FBI agent.

(http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/elnix.gif)

QuoteI think you're wrong EC!

Um, who are you talking to?  >:(

just kidding.

Maybe Elvis was/is an FBI agent, and he's not actually dead, but instead he had to change his identity...  hm...

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Um, who are you talking to?  >:(

Shit, sorry EZ!

Elvis does that to me, I get all excited & forget everything else around me!

Fuck, too much fun - I've gotta get some work done  ;)

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Maybe Elvis was/is an FBI agent, and he's not actually dead, but instead he had to change his identity...  hm...

UUh Huh!
Thank you, thank you much!

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UUh Huh!
Thank you, thank you much!

hahahaha!!  Is that the Japanese translation?  ;)

Due to the massive influx of five stars we (Me) have decided to switch from dodgeball to XFL Football (I Know It No Longer Exists But Just Think..........We Should all be able to get some playing time and, We Should Make The Playoffs Every Year).  Also, I've got some good ideas for rule changes and special promotions.  Before you know it the ZFL will be the hottest new league sport on the planet.  

Rule changes include...................

1. Instead of regular football helmets we all wear those hard hats with two drink containers on each side and straws protruding directly to our mouths filled with our beverage of choice (pina colada's).

2. Instead of moving around and tackling people and shit we just sit in lawn chairs and listen to music.

3. The National Anthem shall me replaced with "One Big Holliday" played live by the band at each half-time show.  

O.K. as commish I now leave it to my other five stars to recomend any rule changes they would like to see me have implemented into the league.    

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Rule changes include...................

1. Instead of regular football helmets we all wear those hard hats with two drink containers on each side and straws protruding directly to our mouths filled with our beverage of choice (pina colada's).

Elvis sunglasses to be worn as part of the team strip
A) to impress & dazzle the other teams & B) to lessen the effect of the night before's drinking!
(C cos they're so fucking cool!)

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 8)

Here are some of my changes:

1.

I don't actually think I have any.  You guys did a good job.  Sit around and listen to music and drink pina coladas.  check.  Wear Elvis sunglasses. check.  Watch the dudes play One Big Holiday. check.

That's badass.  [smiley=pimp.gif]

That's a good team manual you thought up there sweat.  All I ask is that oranges  be served as a light snack between plays.  And I mean EVERY play.  To meet this unusual demand, we shall require 300 oranges per game.  Conaway will be in charge of purchasing the oranges.  Oh, do we have a team name yet?

QuoteThat's a good team manual you thought up there sweat.  All I ask is that oranges  be served as a light snack between plays.  And I mean EVERY play.  To meet this unusual demand, we shall require 300 oranges per game.  Conaway will be in charge of purchasing the oranges.  Oh, do we have a team name yet?

Team Z?  (Like Team Zissou?)

(wow)

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Team Z?  (Like Team Zissou?)

(wow)

HOW cool is that?!! SHIT!!!  ;D

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HOW cool is that?!! SHIT!!!  ;D

Very.  Quite.   [smiley=rock.gif]

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HOW cool is that?!! SHIT!!!  ;D

That's it, Screw dodgeball and football, we're all quiting our job's and becoming a documentary film crew.  I can't believe it took us this long to come up with this idea.  Our first film...............

Title: "Oh My Jesus"
Plot: Film crew follows around the band My Morning Jacket trying to determine what exactly is going on behind the scenes.
Location: Mostly Dixie.
Budget: No
Uniforms: Sweatbands, Elvis Glasses and Hardhats with beverage containers on the side.



      

Actually I don't like the title, can somone come up with something better?  "Asshair" was my second choice so you can see I'm not really getting anywhere.  Thanks,

Brian

what about, Skinning the Bear?

or, A Brief Exploration of Facial Beardiosity and Musical Tones.

This is brilliant.  I want to play Harold, or, erm, Bill Ubell.  :)  Brian, I think you should be Anne-Marie.

I agree that we can do better than Asshair, or "Oh My Jesus".
"Skinning the Bear" is good, except it makes me actually think about people skinning bears, and that makes me sad.

How about: Z: A Roxploration (or following the sound of music in caves)

Just nobody decide to get in any helicopterz.

I'm in.
I'll sit around and play MMJ songs in Portuguese the whole time. I guess I need to learn Portuguese, huh?

QuoteI'm in.
I'll sit around and play MMJ songs in Portuguese the whole time. I guess I need to learn Portuguese, huh?

Well, Pele, you could just pretend...  Can you do a David Bowie song or two, as well?  :)

I'll give it a whirl.

QuoteI'll give it a whirl.

Just, ah, you know, keep yer eyes open for  [smiley=pirate.gif]

Those pesky  [smiley=pirate.gif]s

Always ruinin' a good time.
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QuoteThose pesky  [smiley=pirate.gif]s

Always ruinin' a good time.
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yarrr, so true, matey.

Pele, I think you should be the DP, though.  You're good at that. ;)

hehe... I thought about that. But I thought learning MMJ songs in Portuguese was more of a challenge.  

:)

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Today I am watching the Scorcese Dylanathon in your honour.  Prepare the towels, my people, we have a new teammate. :)

Hey Texas Girl! Glad to have you on the team  :D

thanks so much for the warm welcomes, i am honored to be on the team! i pledge to do my best to always lead us to victory. i can't believe i've got that old time feeling already....it snuck up on me!  ;)

welcome!  well the lemonade seems to have vanished, so you can blame me for consuming it all.  ill try to find something just as good though.   ;)

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boom!  now thats better than lemonade!

Quoteboom!  now thats better than lemonade!

I seriously had to look at that ten times before I figured out that he wasn't impaling himself on some kind of weird sword stuck in a wall.

I'm a little slow.

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I seriously had to look at that ten times before I figured out that he wasn't impaling himself on some kind of weird sword stuck in a wall.

I'm a little slow.

 ;D ;D  the irony of it all, eh?  

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;D ;D  the irony of it all, eh?  

Ah ha ha ha ha.  :D

It's build up from highschool.  I know it. ;)

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Ah ha ha ha ha.  :D

It's build up from highschool.  I know it. ;)

HIGHschool?  

*wahwahwah*

it was just too easy.   :P

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HIGHschool?  

*wahwahwah*

it was just too easy.   :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!  I didn't even notice that.

Quoteboom!  now thats better than lemonade!

What is? Your post before that is blank for me  :-/

Maybe I'm not on the right stuff to see it  ;)

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What is? Your post before that is blank for me  :-/

Maybe I'm not on the right stuff to see it  ;)

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see if that helps.

That's wild! Love the eyes. Hahaha

Sigh...I remember when I used to be close to a thousand posts.  Now I'm struggling just to get back to 600.  I feel like part of my Dodgeball spirit has been taken away :'(

Help!

This thread never really got going.

QuoteSigh...I remember when I used to be close to a thousand posts.  Now I'm struggling just to get back to 600.  I feel like part of my Dodgeball spirit has been taken away :'(

Help!

You know it's funny primushead, I had the feeling mine went up during that time :-/  
Just keep talking :D
(We all know you're more of a 900 guy than a 500 guy anyway  ;))

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You know it's funny primushead, I had the feeling mine went up during that time :-/  
Just keep talking :D
(We all know you're more of a 900 guy than a 500 guy anyway  ;))

Ah Hah!  Only an english lass would have the audacity to steal my posts!  As we speak, I am assembling an army to send on a 'thread crusade' to take back the posts that are rightfully mine.  Charge!!!! >:(

dude, email mr. riny....

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Ah Hah!  Only an english lass would have the audacity to steal my posts!  As we speak, I am assembling an army to send on a 'thread crusade' to take back the posts that are rightfully mine.  Charge!!!! >:(

But now they're mine! All mine!! Hahaha!!!
I'm preparing to repell boarders!!!
 ;D

Quotedude, email mr. riny....

Meah...I haven't had a good rape and pillage era in my life for a while.  I think I'd rather go through with the crusade. :)

(Sorry I'm so late, I just noticed now.)  Half will almost be in the team, too, so together, why don't you both be in charge of our hands?  We need to keep them healthy, so you two can be the official hand inspectors.  HorkoLad, you get the left hands, and Half, you get the rights. :)

As tradition goes, however, both new members will be sent against the dodgeball wall and pelted one at a time by us.  It hurts, but the end outcome is a lifetime of commerodery. 8)

If you'll recall as of last month we started using pool balls for the initiation.

I'm glad I made it in before then...

QuoteI'm glad I made it in before then...

Me, too.  :-/

It'll hurt me more'n it'll hurt them.

Laurie Blue will need suiting up soon!  :)

*struts*

Laurie, I think you should be our press manager, and keep records and stats of our scores.  rock it!

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Laurie, I think you should be our press manager, and keep records and stats of our scores.  rock it!

I'll second that. Welcome Laurie  :D