This kid is off his mash!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html
hahaha that´s a classic ;D
i´ll try to translate a few things.
here some quotes:
"aahhh i wanna play unreal tournament!!!"
"start the fuckin game"
"STAAAART THE FUCKIN GAME, YOU FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH"
"i won´t say it again. GO!"
(he throws a few things off his desk and says "Go away!"
"oh my god....what happened!!!?? i wanna play unreal!"
(guy is dancing) "UUUAAAAHHH. quickstart. yeah. let´s go! let´s gooo. let´s goooooo"
"Play. you wanker. play unreal tournament with lan (??)"
"it´s loading, it´s loading! i don´t want it loading. when it´s loading you always have to wait so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"think positive!"
"It starts!! höhöhöhöhö ahahahaha it´s starting! wah son of a bitch. yeah i killed him!!!"
"You son of a bitch, i will kill you."
(he smashes the keyboard) "aaaaahhhhh i lost. uah uah uah"
and now my favorite quote:
"hey. the escape-button is missing. the escape-button is missing...where is it!? where´s the escape-button. (cries)"
"i don´t need any help" x4-5
"I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!"
"i will fuck you, fag!"
"which bastard is shooting me!!???"
...broken keyboard.... ::)
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"think positive!"
He really said that? ;D
Like Basil Fawlty said:
Oh, (you're) German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.
;)
wonderful! i saw that a few days ago and now my dreams have been answered! thanks for the translation.
Yeah great work Patches. Funnier than i thought it would be! ;D
Think positive!
np ;)
Quotewonderful! i saw that a few days ago and now my dreams have been answered! thanks for the translation.
Me too - thanks Patches!
Shit, that kid needs to be put over someone's knee or something!!!
Comcast should use that for DSL ads...
Tired of waiting for dial up?
QuoteComcast should use that for DSL ads...
Tired of waiting for dial up?
that's how i get some times when i read your posts. ;D ;D
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that's how i get some times when i read your posts. ;D ;D
you're not the only one
Actually, that's probably pretty tame compared to some here
On the topic of kids freaking out over games...has anyone seen this yet?
If you've ever played Counterstrike, you should laugh. :)
http://media.putfile.com/FPS-doug
Quote"i don´t need any help" x4-5
Yes. Yes, you do.
QuoteOn the topic of kids freaking out over games...has anyone seen this yet?
If you've ever played Counterstrike, you should laugh. :)
http://media.putfile.com/FPS-doug
OK, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, 'specially starting with the big ass knife and his dad's gun shop.
H I L A R I O U S! Holy smokes that is funny.
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OK, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, 'specially starting with the big ass knife and his dad's gun shop.
H I L A R I O U S! Holy smokes that is funny.
"Why are you taking a knife?"
"You run faster with a knife, everyone knows that" ;D