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Title: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 08:01 PM
Okay pals, we need your help.  My roommate Shelby has a last name that makes people confused.  Her name is Shelby Lynn (the other one spells "lynne")  She's a musician and so it sucks pretty hard rocks.  

We have been trying and trying to think of a stage name.  I like Shelby Lion, but she doesn't.  

Anyhow, here is your place to come up with names for Shelby.  Presently she is going by Shelby le Nom.

I can't even type that without snorting my dinner though my nose.  PLEASE HELP US.  DO NOT LET THIS GIRL CALL HERSELF SHELBY LE NOM!!!
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: wellfleet on Mar 02, 2006, 08:03 PM
how about shelby LEE or LINE

does she have a cool family name on her mom's side? a middle name she could use as a last name like angelina jolie?

i heart the name shelby...
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Mar 02, 2006, 08:06 PM
there's really only one choice:

Shelby Cobra

like this one:

(http://www.billingsrus.com/images/Cobra/Cobra.jpg)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 02, 2006, 08:12 PM
Shelby Awomansoon
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 08:12 PM
I just shouted "Shelby Cobra" to her, but she already knew it was a car.  Her Mom's name is Mitchell, and she already has a tattoo of Joni Mitchell on her arm, so that might be weird.  Her middle name is Ann.

These are the reasons why this is so hard.

Christ.  She just shouted "Hey, did anybody say if they like Shelby le Nom?"

 :-/  fo sho.  this is bad newz.

Maybe she should go along the lines of James Olliges...
Shel Shelby.

Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 08:12 PM
QuoteShelby Awomansoon

I sometimes wonder if you are the funniest person alive.
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 08:32 PM
bump.   :-/  
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: ratsprayer on Mar 02, 2006, 08:33 PM
Shelby BeRockin'
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 08:38 PM
QuoteShelby BeRockin'

That's almost as good as Shelby Superstar, which was another friend's suggestion.  She does in fact rock.  Quite hard.  hmmm...

Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: whothrewthecake on Mar 02, 2006, 09:25 PM
i do like the alliteration...like shelby stone or shelby stevens or something. keeps it memorable... 8)

edit: shelby swagger. is that too cheesy???
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: ycartrob on Mar 02, 2006, 09:40 PM
Sal Shelby

Sal=Shelby Ann Lynn Shelby

Shelby Ann Lynn= Sal

Sal Shelby

Get it?  :-/

(the SS may be too much...)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: ycartrob on Mar 02, 2006, 09:41 PM
Sweatboard Shelby

Shelby Sweatboard
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 09:49 PM
We are debating sal right now.

But just sal.  Sal as the name of the outfit.

Sal.

um, sweatboard shelby was a close second.

(I like Shelby Stevens, wttc.)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 02, 2006, 09:55 PM
She just said Sal le Nom.

I'm going to assume that her guitardation is due to the flu.  
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 02, 2006, 10:34 PM
I like "Sweatboard Shelby" that sounds hot in an erotic kind of way.  I also like these..............

Shelby Shell
Shelby Trucker
Shelby Carrot
Shelby Slims
Shelby Spooner

Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Mar 03, 2006, 02:18 AM
Shelby Eisenbraun

she can marry me for it.

 ;)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: SMc55 on Mar 03, 2006, 03:00 AM
Shelby James

(but I suspect she's getting hooked on Shelby le Nom - you might have to get used to it EC  :-/)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: Chills on Mar 03, 2006, 07:00 AM
http://playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

This always comes up with something good.

Seriously, she could steal a last name from an artist, writer or person she admires.

It worked for Bob Dylan.
He did take his name from Dylan Thomas right?

And alliterations always work.
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Mar 03, 2006, 08:02 AM
Shelby Hottie
Hot Pants Shelby
Shelby Canista
Shelby DelGrosso
Shelby Zack
Shelby Rhinestone
Shelby Shellac
Shelby Shelby
Shelby Squared
Shelby Synapse
Shelby Ascot

 8)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 03, 2006, 09:56 AM
Ah, thanks Tom.  I'll let her know that option is open to her.  

Her pimp name is: Stealth Maestro S. Sneed   8) woooooord.

Shelby James is good, dith.  

I just thought of a band name (see, I think she should pick a name for her band, and keep her own name.  Just because, at 32, it might be a personal weirdness to change your name.)

Elbow.

(holy elbow spelled backwards is almost wobble!!)  Also, mixed up it spells bowel.  hot.

oh fuck.  It also spells le bow.  maybe i should keep it to myself....
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: marktwain on Mar 03, 2006, 10:12 AM
Shelby Stardust
Shel B. Silverstein
Shelby Cominroundthemountain
Shelby Welby, M.D.
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: ratsprayer on Mar 03, 2006, 10:16 AM
QuoteAh, thanks Tom.  I'll let her know that option is open to her.  

Her pimp name is: Stealth Maestro S. Sneed   8) woooooord.

Shelby James is good, dith.  

I just thought of a band name (see, I think she should pick a name for her band, and keep her own name.  Just because, at 32, it might be a personal weirdness to change your name.)

Elbow.

(holy elbow spelled backwards is almost wobble!!)  Also, mixed up it spells bowel.  hot.

oh fuck.  It also spells le bow.  maybe i should keep it to myself....

there's already a band named elbow.  they're one of the best out there too, so that's a lot to live up to.   8)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: whothrewthecake on Mar 03, 2006, 01:23 PM
EC, it's like the time i thought of the name saliva for a band and thought i had really scored.

then i realized a band named saliva already existed. but they didn't have amazing mullets like i would want if i played in a band named saliva.  :P
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Mar 03, 2006, 01:29 PM
Quoteamazing mullets

like this one?

(http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/mullet_yellow_medium.jpg)
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 03, 2006, 02:01 PM
Talk about changing your name.  Conjunctivitis?  Man.  I had that in my eyes before, and it SUCKS.  It's pink eye, I think.  bleeech.

why does that person look familiar?
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Mar 03, 2006, 02:03 PM
My poor Amelia has a fever and CONJUNCTIVITIS right now, so in her honor, I thought I'd feel her pain a bit by changing my name.  She's just miserable.  Mommy is home with her today;  it was my shift yesterday.  Poor thing!

Like my sig line says, that's really me from 1984!
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: EC on Mar 03, 2006, 02:05 PM
QuoteMy poor Amelia has a fever and CONJUNCTIVITIS right now, so in her honor, I thought I'd feel her pain a bit by changing my name.  She's just miserable.  Mommy is home with her today;  it was my shift yesterday.  Poor thing!
Oh no.  Man, that poor little gal has had her sick share lately.  Oh I'm really sorry to hear that.  Hot face clothes on your eyes make them feel better.  :(

QuoteLike my sig line says, that's really me from 1984!
What are you talking about?!  I've seen you.  You don't look like that.  Come ooooooooooooon.  Yer jokin', right?
Title: Re: Name Help
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Mar 03, 2006, 02:36 PM
no, this is really me:

(http://www.phoenixheart.org/pages/nancy214.jpg)