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Title: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Apr 25, 2006, 09:19 PM
I'm not sure if this has been discussed yet, but is there anyone else who is as excited to see Snakes on a Plane as I am?  That movie will own without mercy.

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 09:31 PM
Well the fact that they're first time flyers is only going to make them more irratable, so I wouldn't say relax.  But to answer the question.......Hell Yes I'm excited about "Snakes On A Plane"  I heard Peter Jackson is directing and he got the guy that played King Kong and Gollum to play all the snakes.  This movie is in fact going to "own without any kind of regard for mercy!!!!!!"

Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2006, 09:41 PM
Nah you're wrong Sweatboard. Andy Serkis (the guy that played King Kong and Gollum) only plays this snake. Apparently he only has a few minutes of screen time, right at the end of the movie.

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: whothrewthecake on Apr 25, 2006, 09:42 PM
i'm pretty excited, maybe even MORE excited than finding that old savage garden CD, if that's possible.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 09:46 PM
They should make a movie about snakes that can fly without planes.  Now that would be some scary shit.  Can you imagine if snakes could walk, swim, AND FLY.  We would basically be Fucked.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 09:49 PM
QuoteNah you're wrong Sweatboard. Andy Serkis (the guy that played King Kong and Gollum) only plays this snake. Apparently he only has a few minutes of screen time, right at the end of the movie.

(http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/dwar00_web.jpg)

Well, that fucker only needs a few minutes of screen time to steal the show.  I heard it's just like in star wars when they think they are flying the milineum falcon into a hole that they can hide in and it's actually the throat of a giant Snake.  Shit this movie is going to be HUGE!!!!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2006, 09:52 PM
(http://photo.wezzul.com/albums/Random_Photos_Ive_Taken/samsnake.gif)

I heard that Samuel L Jackson (Michael's Dad) gets bitten by a snake & fights Andy Serkis's snake right at the end of the movie.
Shit this movie is going to be HUGE!!!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 09:59 PM
This dude (played by Tom Sellek) had a hard time getting on the plane and was harrassed by all his fellow flight mates until he broke out this bad boy and ultimatly saved the day.

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2006, 10:08 PM
I heard that this dude (played by Tom Selleck) is responsible for getting the snakes on the plane in the first place.
Apparently they're all hidden in his 'tache

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 10:13 PM
Yeah, but then these dudes bust up his little party and do some [size=16]MAJOR[/size] ASS Kicking of thier own..................


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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: whothrewthecake on Apr 25, 2006, 10:29 PM
one thing i like about this idea is thinking about going to bathroom on the plane and it says occupied BY SNAKES
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 10:49 PM
One thing I like is the idea of one of the passengers having to have real bad diahrea and lifting up the lid to find this bad boy...........

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40919000/jpg/_40919706_snake300.jpg)

and then Shitting all over themselves.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: whothrewthecake on Apr 25, 2006, 10:51 PM
QuoteOne thing I like is the idea of one of the passengers having to have real bad diahrea and lifting up the lid to find this bad boy...........

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40919000/jpg/_40919706_snake300.jpg)

and then Shitting all over themselves.

hahahahahaha and then the snake starts punching the guy
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 25, 2006, 11:01 PM
How about this (For The Opening Scene).........

Scene - Airplane bathroom.  Close up of giant anaconda Snake climbing in toilet and closing back the lid.  

Next Shot - Man walking franticaly toward bathroom stall about to take a dump in his pants.  He opens lid and sits down realy quick without looking in.

Next Shot - Close up on mans face.  (Audience not sure if he's constipated or the snake is crawling up his ass hole)

Next Shot - Close up of mans sweating red grimacing face when suddenly a GIANT anaccoonda head comes flying out dudes mouth toward the Camera.  

Next Shot Giant Lettes take over screne [size=22]"SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!"[/size]
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: EC on Apr 25, 2006, 11:23 PM
QuoteI heard that this dude (played by Tom Selleck) is responsible for getting the snakes on the plane in the first place.
Apparently they're all hidden in his 'tache

(http://images.art.com/images/-/Tom-Selleck---Magnum-PI--C10102602.jpeg)

i love tom selleck.  i will see this movie, now.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2006, 11:37 PM
Quotei love tom selleck.  i will see this movie, now.

(http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102275.jpg)

Hmm...I'm not actually sure if Tom's scene's will make the final cut.
So just in case, here's a pic of Tom from my personal collection, just for you EC, that I took a few years ago in Hawaii.
As you can see, Tom looks pretty pissed! The guy from Dominoes apparently told Tom that they don't deliver to the beach? So then Tom starts screaming "don't you know who I am?!" & shit like that...
Man, I took my photo & got out of they pretty quick before things got nasty!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: EC on Apr 25, 2006, 11:43 PM
QuoteAs you can see, Tom looks pretty pissed! The guy from Dominoes apparently told Tom that they don't deliver to the beach? So then Tom starts screaming "don't you know who I am?!" & shit like that...
Man, I took my photo & got out of they pretty quick before things got nasty!
Yeah, he can get stern sometimes.  But it's okay because he's so awesome.

Thanks for sharing your pic of him.  I'm not sure how you managed to keep your composure well enough to take the picture, but did you see Brian around anywhere that day?  He would've been drinking a pina colada in the rain somewhere, maybe...

I wonder if we'll get to see Tom's snake on a plane?  Hmmm, I hope it isn't cut...
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 25, 2006, 11:47 PM
QuoteI wonder if we'll get to see Tom's snake on a plane?  Hmmm, I hope it isn't cut...

LOL!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 12:36 AM
Yeah, unfortunatly Tom's snake was a little to small to make the cut.  It was fiesty though.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 12:37 AM
Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about Tom E.    

MY BAD!!!!!!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 12:39 AM
Sellek's has the lead roll, it was fricken HUGE!!!.......and it had a killer mustach.  
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Apr 26, 2006, 12:58 AM
sweatboard... the pants dumping is killing me. if that part isn't in the movie, i'll be seriously bummed.

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Apr 26, 2006, 02:47 AM
QuoteYeah, unfortunatly Tom's snake was a little to small to make the cut.  It was fiesty though.

QuoteOh sorry, I thought you were talking about Tom E.

 :'(
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: EC on Apr 26, 2006, 08:40 AM
Quote


:'(

no, sweetheart.  not you.  he meant a different tom e.  your snake is just fine.  
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 11:16 AM
Meg, when did you get to see Tom's snake?  
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Apr 26, 2006, 01:37 PM
what other tom e could there be?



and how do you know?!

 :-[
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: whothrewthecake on Apr 26, 2006, 01:50 PM
snakes on a plane II: planes on a snake
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 02:09 PM
Snakes On A Plane III  - Snakes Take Flight

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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Apr 26, 2006, 02:11 PM
I love this thread. You guys are great!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: kellilou3 on Apr 26, 2006, 03:33 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/thread/36428454
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: whothrewthecake on Apr 26, 2006, 04:06 PM
instead of samuel l, they should have cast wayne brady
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: EC on Apr 26, 2006, 05:51 PM
QuoteMeg, when did you get to see Tom's snake?  

the most important word in that sentence is "get".  if he had just said "when did you see tom's snake", it would be a completely other sentence.  it implies that seeing tom's snake is something he would like to do, and he's jealous that he didn't..  

tom e's:  an essay of lists
tom edison
tom... shit.  
obviously, he meant tom edison

Quote
and how do you know?!

:-[
i was only goin' by what i heard from the other guys.




;)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 26, 2006, 06:58 PM
You got that one wrong Meg, if you'll remember you where the one that kept going on and on about how bad you wanted to see Tom's snake and possibly feed it.  By "get" I was simply implying that your dream finally came true and you hadn't shared the good news with me yet.  ;)   Sorry Meg but.....................

(http://www.tasberry.com/IMAGES/you%20got%20served.jpg)    
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on Apr 26, 2006, 07:34 PM
Apparently the script for Snakes On A Plane was stuck in re-write hell for years. The movie was originally titled "Snakes On A Train"  :o
The script didn't work because it's a well known scientific fact that snakes don't start to mis-behave until they reach a certain altitude!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: primushead on Apr 26, 2006, 07:39 PM
Quote\The script didn't work because it's a well known scientific fact that snakes don't start to mis-behave until they reach a certain altitude!

If that's true, I'm definitely telling that to people as an interesting fact from now on.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on May 03, 2006, 08:49 PM
(http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Snakes_on_a_Plane/teaseronesheet.jpg)
Bump!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: EC on May 03, 2006, 11:28 PM
Quote(http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Snakes_on_a_Plane/teaseronesheet.jpg)

Bump!

aka snake in the pantz.

(ohhhhhhhh)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on May 03, 2006, 11:58 PM
I bumped this one with the new poster but it seems to have disappeared! Here's a link:
http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Action/Snakes_on_a_Plane&image=teaseronesheet.jpg&img=&tt=
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: tomEisenbraun on May 04, 2006, 01:08 AM
(http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/snakes_800x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: tomEisenbraun on May 04, 2006, 01:15 AM
Here we go...


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Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on May 04, 2006, 03:49 AM
Thanks Tom  :)
I think I might get that design for my 1st tattoo!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on May 10, 2006, 08:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkvjV3nZ820

Short clip from the movie!!!  :o + pretty funny interview with Samuel L Jackson on Ellen.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on May 10, 2006, 11:28 PM
We are going to have to put the next tribute album on hold for a while.  ALL you motherfuckers better getting working on your theme song for "Snakes On A Plane"  Ellen's were embarassing.  We need to make this happen people.    
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on May 10, 2006, 11:31 PM
Have I mentioned that I had NO IDEA this was a real movie until like two days ago.  FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK.


Now I'm [size=20]REALLY[/size] excited!!!!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: dragonboy on May 10, 2006, 11:32 PM
 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: tomEisenbraun on May 11, 2006, 12:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrh0U2a5BF4

i've had it with snakes...
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: banjohead on May 11, 2006, 08:41 AM
MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!
 :o

Samuel L. Jackson has made like 150 movies... it is about time his career went into the crapper. He doesn't need anymore money! I do love him, though.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on May 11, 2006, 06:58 PM
That's crazy talk "the crapper" the only thing going in the crapper is going to be a 13' annaconda and then it's going to be coming out that black dude from "Crazy About Me Myself and Irene's" motherfuckin mouth.  This is going to be the MUST SEE MOVIE of the Summer.  Hands Down.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on May 13, 2006, 11:19 PM
there's no way this movie will put his career in the crapper. it'll make him more invincible than ever. he already explained that he did the movie based on the title, who even needed to read the script with such a genius title?
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: sweatboard on May 13, 2006, 11:23 PM
Quotethere's no way this movie will put his career in the crapper. it'll make him more invincible than ever. he already explained that he did the movie based on the title, who even needed to read the script with such a genius title?


THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: banjohead on May 16, 2006, 04:33 PM
You guys got me all wrong! I am very excited to see this movie. I have been following it for a few months now. It is going to be flippin' hilarious. I just thought he would have tried to make a decent movie after his last one was "The Man" and did not do well.. to say the least. I bet this movie will make a lot of money, though. It is definately going to go down in history... but I am not quite sure what for just yet.