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Title: Hey! What about the mums out there?
Post by: Enrump on Jun 27, 2006, 08:03 PM
My mum is also awesome! She helps alcoholics and drug-addicts to get back on their feet. And she can detect exaxtly what kind of marijuana someone's smoking just by the smell of it!
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Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jun 27, 2006, 08:19 PM
QuoteAnd she can detect exaxtly what kind of marijuana someone's smoking just by the smell of it!

The exact strain and everything? I don't know how thats humanly possible given the wide variety of strains and potencys and whatnot. Coming from a person who smokes quite a bit I'd say it's not.
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Post by: Enrump on Jun 27, 2006, 08:26 PM
Ok, maybe she's not 100% accurate, but she's pretty damn good, I'll tell you that!
I used to live in this apartment building where a guy who was pretty in to the pot thing lived. And whenever she visited me she'd tell me what he was smoking (like afghan, black angel etc.) and when she left I asked him - and she was almost always right! It's amazing, but damn true!
I guess being around all kinds of different drugs all the time gives you some kind of enhanced smelling sences or something....
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Post by: SmoothOprtr on Jun 27, 2006, 09:07 PM
My mom humps the milk man while dad's at the office.

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Post by: BH on Jun 28, 2006, 03:35 PM
My mum dresses up like a milk man and goes around humping women.
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Post by: SMc55 on Jun 28, 2006, 04:04 PM
Nice thread, enrump.
I never really appreciated my mum until I became one.
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Post by: Dee. on Jun 28, 2006, 10:03 PM
My mom says cool things like, "Hey, just do the best you can.  That's all you can do."
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Post by: dragonboy on Jun 28, 2006, 10:12 PM
My mum once gave me a lecture on the dangers of alchol with a G&T in her hand  ;D

I miss all my family...
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Post by: wellfleet on Jun 29, 2006, 12:21 AM
i never thought i would miss my mom so much until i moved a thousand miles away and now i wish i could sit down next to her and watch law & order late-night reruns like we used to. or watch entertainment tonight religiously even though she has a Master's in linguistics and is allegedly above all the celebrity gossip stuff...

my husband and i went to see his daughter not long after mother's day and she said she would get me a present and i said "i'm not a mum" and she said "you're kind of a mum, you're a step-mum." i almost choked... i *knew* i was a step-mum, but never really digested it... it was one of those moments...

i'm still getting used to being a wife!
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Post by: SmoothOprtr on Jun 29, 2006, 07:54 AM
QuoteMy mum dresses up like a milk man and goes around humping women.


Dad?
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Post by: BH on Jun 29, 2006, 10:22 AM
Quote


Dad?

 ;D
Title: Re: Hey! What about the mums out there?
Post by: Enrump on Jul 07, 2006, 09:58 PM
Mothers are a highly underestimated specie.
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Post by: BH on Jul 11, 2006, 04:42 PM
In all seriousness, my mum gets her test results back on Friday and 3 seconds of positive thoughts/vibes from everyone would mean a lot to me.
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Post by: SMc55 on Jul 11, 2006, 04:59 PM
Lots and lots of positive vibes from me. I'll be thinking about her (and you).
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Post by: BH on Jul 11, 2006, 05:22 PM
Thanks Doc!
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Post by: dragonboy on Jul 11, 2006, 08:32 PM
Thinking of your Mum BH. Hoping for the best, please let us know...
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Post by: kellilou3 on Jul 11, 2006, 08:35 PM
QuoteIn all seriousness, my mum gets her test results back on Friday and 3 seconds of positive thoughts/vibes from everyone would mean a lot to me.
I'm definitely sending good vibes (and prayers) her way.  :)
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Post by: EC on Jul 11, 2006, 09:06 PM
good vibez for sure bermuda highway.  
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Post by: Dee. on Jul 11, 2006, 09:37 PM
Yes, yes, yes.  Big good vibes.
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Post by: Enrump on Jul 12, 2006, 05:31 AM
Good vibes all the way from Sweden!
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Post by: BH on Jul 12, 2006, 10:02 AM
thanks everybody :)
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Post by: Sleazy Rider on Jul 13, 2006, 12:12 PM
All positivity and love to your mum. My mums an ex heroin junkie who has been through anything one person could go through and she still loves life. shes got the best heart I've ever known.
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Post by: SMc55 on Jul 13, 2006, 02:56 PM
QuoteAll positivity and love to your mum. My mums an ex heroin junkie who has been through anything one person could go through and she still loves life. shes got the best heart I've ever known.
And she's got you, and that's wonderful  :)
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Post by: Sleazy Rider on Jul 13, 2006, 05:27 PM
Quote
And she's got you, and that's wonderful  :)
thank you
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Post by: EC on Jul 13, 2006, 07:21 PM
love. love. love.
let us know tomorrow bermuda highway.  :)
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Post by: BH on Jul 15, 2006, 12:10 AM
the power of the mmj board!

the numbers are still good for my mum and she continues to beat the odds!  thanks for the love.

and to get this topic back on track i just want to say.......

my mum was more worried about seeing her grandkids tommorow night than talking about herself.  she rules.  
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Post by: SMc55 on Jul 15, 2006, 05:12 AM
Sooo pleased.  :D
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Post by: dragonboy on Jul 15, 2006, 08:19 AM
Great news BH!!!  :)
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Post by: EC on Jul 15, 2006, 04:24 PM
wonderful and relieving news.  really really great news.  :)
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Post by: Dee. on Jul 15, 2006, 04:32 PM
Go, mama, go!

Momz rule.

 ;D
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Post by: sleezy_morning_reb on Jul 16, 2006, 09:03 AM
YESSSSSS!!!
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Post by: Enrump on Jul 16, 2006, 07:59 PM
I'm sure you're mum's gonna be allright! My mum got cancer 4 years ago and against all odds she's now well and better than ever! Mum's are tougher than we give them credits for - I mean they let a small human being live in their stomache for 9 months and then they squeese them out like nobodys buisness.
I'm gonna adopt if I ever want kids that's for sure.....