If you'd like to kick a Ticketmaster rep in the Junk, press 1.
If you dont like Evil Urges, press 2 and we will connect you to an audio file of one of the countless reviews comparing it to Prince.
If you think the band has "sold out", press 3 and a representative will come to your home and hit you on the forehead with a tack hammer.
Feel free to add your own...
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I like this thread, I tried making one but it just wasn't as funny haha
Welcome to the My Morning Jacket Complaint Line - however, as there can not possibly be anything to complain about regarding this particular rock band, this call will now end. Thank You for calling the My Morning Jacket Complaint Line! <click>
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