Due to popular demand... this is where you post about board crushes.
Primushead? You care to kick this one off?
Here are my top three..............
1. JC (Tracy already called me out on this one so I'll just go ahead and admit it.)
(http://www.jeffersontownky.com/du/NewFolder/P1010003%20copy.jpg)
2. Sparky (The total package)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/sparky4.jpg)
3. Tom's Beard
[size=12]TOM'S BEARD[/size]
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/beardstachebaldface/DSC00640.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/me%20and%20my%20people/DSC01042_1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/me%20and%20my%20people/DSC01550.jpg)
(http://photos-200.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v39/117/109/34102752/n34102752_30368200_7896.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/DSC01645.jpg)
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oh and by the way...................
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You look [size=13]a lot[/size] like Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. That's an excellent thing in my books.
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(http://creative.myspace.com/groups/_ap/sunny2/images/sunny2_15.gif)
haha, i feel thoroughly flattered. thanks you guys. i'd like to thank the academy...
as for mine,
Sam Beam
(http://photos-888.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v17/117/109/34102752/n34102752_30427888_6621.jpg)
Jim
(http://photos-886.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v17/117/109/34102752/n34102752_30427886_5568.jpg)
and Neil Fallon of Clutch.
(http://photos-887.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v17/117/109/34102752/n34102752_30427887_6017.jpg)
I'm willing to bet that this thread spawns the very first MMJ Forum wedding. 5/1 on Tom and Sam Beam.
1.
(http://images.jambase.com/festivals/bonnaroo/2005/jones/MMJ_Jim1.jpg)
2.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/Medea33/untitled.jpg)
3.
(http://www.katzemoto.com/images/blog/toonces.jpg)
(http://photos.uvscene.com/misc/whiterussian.jpg)
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_bourne_supremacy/franka_potente/supremacy1.jpg)
(http://www.cartermuseum.org/Inspiring_Visions/Barry/P1967-466_BARRY_big.jpg)
sparky. like, there's no contest.
(http://myspace-462.vo.llnwd.net/01072/26/41/1072561462_m.jpg)
i miss EC. i've been gone for a while and haven't had the internet. life is so cold :'(
oh and p.s., bitches:
(http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2004/011504/images/music3.jpg)
if Common asked me if i would have his babies, i'd ask how many.
well shit. it took me until now to realize that this thread is called BOARD crushes and not BEARD crushes.
I feel like a fool.
On that note...Tracy's and/or his wife?
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And I'm pretty sure I have a crush on M. Ward's voice.
me
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/BreakfastClub27.jpeg)
(http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/phoebecates.jpg)
(http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/shazz/goonies2/kerri5.jpg)
Whoops, I would've kicked it off, tracy, but I didn't get the post in time.
Anyway, other than Megisn'treal, I'm gonna have to go with:
1.) Tom's Beard for sure.
2.) Roasted Garlic Triscuits
3.) (http://www.hatelabs.com/cast/banquo/sk.jpg)
Quotewell shit. it took me until now to realize that this thread is called BOARD crushes and not BEARD crushes.
I feel like a fool.
On that note...Tracy's and/or his wife?
Best post ever.
Regina Spektor!
(http://www.bowsplusarrows.com/uploaded_images/regina-784373.jpg)
and... Alton Brown.
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2003-03-28/food_feature2-1.jpg)
Holy crap, I just discovered her song "Us" and it changed my life for a few hours.
Quoteoh and by the way...................
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That cat creeps me out big time--probably those HUGE pupils...
OK, who gave ceiling cat the X?
I bet it was ceiling doorman.
can i have a crush on my own moustache? it's really full this year.
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l304/sweatboard_2006/ceilingcatmmj.jpg)
i've always wondered:
do men grow faicial hair jsut to show that they can?
my brothers got quite good "coverage" as he calls it... and it grows INCREDIBLY fast. he's only eighteen but he's a hairy one..
however... it doesn't like... look good. but he does it anyway. is it just a male thing? to show that you CAN grow hair? i mean... i just don't get it i guess.
he's making it into a handle bar mustache tomorrow. just to get my mom angry...
Hater.
I like the idea of having a badass beard, but I just don't like having one. I grow it out a little every now n then, but I get annoyed and shave all the time.
QuoteHater.
if that was directed to me:
NEVER! I love boys with beards. but i'm just curious, that's all!
gosh.
oh i think it's definitely a man-thing. a couple of my guy friends had a beard growing competition a few summers ago... one dropped out as it just wasn't even enough, and i didn't recognise the other after not seeing him for about 6 weeks. that was weird.
gotta love a little facial hair though.... just not TOO creative (anyone remember the topic on the world-championship beard/moustache entrants?? that was just a bit too "scuse me, need to spend 2 hours curling my beard into a 17th century sailing ship...")
:)
ew. my brother shaved the beard and kept the msutache. ew. it looks disgusting.
One of God's most beautiful creations.......
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These are my license plates -
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And who could forget this man's poetry? -
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back onto the topic of beards...
one interesting thing i've found is that, even though moustaches look ridiculous, if you've got a good beard, and you shave off the beard but leave the 'stache, you still look like the same human being. albeit, a little bit more apt to have a "van".
however, once you shave the moustache off, you are an entirely different human being. it's really strange, but i think the most important thing about the beard is the upper lip hair. it's the distinguishing factor.
interesting observation i've made over the course of seven beards and an equal number of 'staches over the past year.
Indeed, regarding that fascinating topic of facial hair, I must recommend a very witty short story by one of my favorite writers, Guy de Maupassant, called "The Mustache." You guys (no pun intended!) should really read it! Even though it's written by (a?) Guy, it's a woman speaking - I simply must insert a small blurb of ofhere:
"Whence comes this charm of the mustache, will you tell me? Do I know myself? It tickles your face, you feel it approaching your mouth, and it sends a little shiver through you down to the tips of your toes. And on your neck! Have you ever felt a mustache on your neck? It intoxicates you, makes you feel creepy, goes to the tips of your fingers. You wriggle, shake your shoulders, toss back your head. You wish to get away and at the same time to remain there; it is delightful, but irritating. But how sweet it is!"
I think that's fabulous! And as for "creepy" that could have been slightly mistranslated from French into English, who knows what the French word was, but most likely not creepy, though maybe "creepy" denotes a negative connotation more in English than in French.
BMELLOW (I wanted it because it was Shannon's)
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Quoteback onto the topic of beards...
one interesting thing i've found is that, even though moustaches look ridiculous, if you've got a good beard, and you shave off the beard but leave the 'stache, you still look like the same human being. albeit, a little bit more apt to have a "van".
however, once you shave the moustache off, you are an entirely different human being. it's really strange, but i think the most important thing about the beard is the upper lip hair. it's the distinguishing factor.
interesting observation i've made over the course of seven beards and an equal number of 'staches over the past year.
today, my brother went to school with "the stache", a red sweatband aroudn his head, gym shorts and tube socks.
he looked like the biggest slizz to ever hit this earth. here, actually:
before:
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after:
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is that not so grimey??/?
ugh. what ad isgusting piece of human.
Not sure how to respond to that, except to say LAKJFSOJADOJASC!!!111One
My handlebar from about a year ago (after shaving off the beard)...I think it's gonna make its triumphant return very soon 8)
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m41/dandunne/Picture21.jpg)
QuoteBMELLOW (I wanted it because it was Shannon's)
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Kick Ass suebeeboo! I want one.
Don't fuck with ME!!!!!
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QuoteDon't fuck with ME!!!!!
holy. shit.
did you just come from a game of raquetball?
QuoteMy handlebar from about a year ago (after shaving off the beard)...I think it's gonna make its triumphant return very soon 8)
That mustache RULES and ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8) :-* 8) :-* 8) :-* 8) :-* 8) :-* 8)
I say BRING IT ON BACK!!!! It's WAY WAY SMOKIN!!
I forgot to add the picture!
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I've been rocking the hair-shorter-than-the-beard look lately. It suits my particular headshape.
(http://lostinlouisville.com/albums/2006_April_SanFrancisco/res_1247310758.sized.jpg)
I don't think I'll ever go with the mustache-only arrangement. There's just something inherently wrong about that. If I'm going to go to the trouble of shaving, I'm not going to stop at the upper lip.
And on the other end of the spectrum, we have my main man!
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(http://www.odenkirk.com/bob.jpg)
QuoteDon't fuck with ME!!!!!
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Very strong....very,very strong.
10!
Niiiiiice! Those guys are hilarious! I love Mr. Show - the ex took the dvd's I used to own....grrrrrrrr
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QuoteNiiiiiice! Those guys are hilarious! I love Mr. Show - the ex took the dvd's I used to own....grrrrrrrr
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Maybe this will tide you over until you get those Mr. Show DVD's again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCfMgqnq2uo
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Maybe this will tide you over until you get those Mr. Show DVD's again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCfMgqnq2uo
AWESOME!!!!!!! That just made up my mind to buy the dvd's!! Thanks, Meg!
They are totally worth the investment.