A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and
clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something,
anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he
throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
The coffin stops.
hey, I said it was goofy
Made me smile, cheers Fanatic :)
We used to have a joke thread somewhere...
I smiled. :)