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Title: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Nov 24, 2006, 07:22 AM
Let's all join the fun: It's for world peace!!!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth's energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

We hope the results will register on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.

The Event

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/demo.html

Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: EC on Nov 24, 2006, 09:09 AM
This is a GREAT idea!!!
I'll do it for peace. ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 24, 2006, 04:46 PM
peace is so damn sexy.

i'm going to have such wicked thoughts.  

 ;D
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: BH on Nov 24, 2006, 06:58 PM
Kind of like a bunch of little explosions to stop one big one?

Get a piece for peace!

Going down to sink submariines!

A party for peace and everyone's coming!

I'm here all week....
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 24, 2006, 11:35 PM
Thats the dumbest shit I ever heard
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: primushead on Nov 25, 2006, 12:50 AM
Quotepeace is so damn sexy.

i'm going to have such wicked thoughts.  

;D

Please.  Just leave meth out of the equation.  

Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: EC on Nov 25, 2006, 01:24 AM
QuoteThats the dumbest shit I ever heard

hm.  very sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 25, 2006, 03:20 AM
Quote

hm.  very sorry to hear that.

Maybe I was a little harsh, maybe that has a bit to due with my sex-depraved life. But do you really think that its gonna save the world or something? BTW I added you as a friend.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Chills on Nov 25, 2006, 05:48 AM
Quote

But do you really think that its gonna save the world or something?

I don't think anyone thinks that. It's just funny.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Nov 25, 2006, 06:36 AM
Quote

But do you really think that its gonna save the world or something?

We'll never know for sure unless we all give it a go
 :)

I'm so curious about the result, I can't hardly control myself..
 ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: evilPaauwe on Nov 25, 2006, 08:09 PM
i didn't read anything about it but its gotta be cool with the name "Global Orgasm"
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: evilPaauwe on Nov 25, 2006, 08:10 PM
i didn't read anything about it but its gotta be cool with the name "Global Orgasm"
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 26, 2006, 12:27 AM
i didn't read anything about it but its gotta be cool with the name "Global Orgasm"
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Jaimoe on Nov 26, 2006, 01:28 AM
I fake all my orgasms.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: EC on Nov 27, 2006, 02:29 PM
Quote

Maybe I was a little harsh, maybe that has a bit to due with my sex-depraved life. But do you really think that its gonna save the world or something? BTW I added you as a friend.
i believe in the power of a lot of people thinking good thoughts and feeling good all at the same time.  for sure.

and thanks for adding me. ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Dee. on Nov 27, 2006, 02:48 PM
Quotepeace is so damn sexy.

I want this as a bumper sticker.  :)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 27, 2006, 03:47 PM
Quotepeace is so damn sexy.

i'm going to have such wicked thoughts.  

;D

DITTO.   Who can resist an orgasm, I mean, er, um... when it's all about peace and that... :-* :-* :-* :-* :o :o :o :o :o :o
(ya gotta love that O smiley face!)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 27, 2006, 03:49 PM
QuoteI fake all my orgasms.

LIAR!! >:(
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 27, 2006, 10:51 PM
Do I need a witness ?    Or should  I use my cow bell when I'm done, or something.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 28, 2006, 10:03 AM
Just don't concentrate too hard - I've heard something like this is what happened to the city of Atlantis.

Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Nov 28, 2006, 02:39 PM
QuoteDo I need a witness ?    Or should  I use my cow bell when I'm done, or something.

You can confess here my son...

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sbo0799l.jpg)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 28, 2006, 03:23 PM
That looks like a bathroom at a truck stop., Except there is no hole in the stall wall.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 28, 2006, 05:55 PM
QuoteExcept there is no hole in the stall wall.

*snickers*

I get it.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 29, 2006, 03:16 PM
Quote

*snickers*

I get it.

I don't..... ???

*butterfinger*  ?
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:17 PM
nope...."gloryhole"
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 29, 2006, 03:17 PM
QuoteThat looks like a bathroom at a truck stop., Except there is no hole in the stall wall.

does it have anything to do with candybars or butterfingers?
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 29, 2006, 03:17 PM
Quotenope...."gloryhole"

I've never heard of a gloryhole - is that a new Nestle product?
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:23 PM
Quote

I've never heard of a gloryhole - is that a new Nestle product?


LOL...no, unfortunately not.  (or fortunately, however you look at it)

a gloryhole is a hole in the wall of a bathroom stall of a strip club or pornography store, where a man is to insert his member through the hole, and whomever is on the other side services said man's member.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: colleen on Nov 29, 2006, 03:26 PM
speaking of truckstops, i am in the middle of doing my laundry at the one next to my building (now). i just saw a really drunk man dressed in a very dirty santa costume stroll into the truck stop. not sure if he's headed for the glory hole or not, but something tells me his aim wouldn't be so good.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:28 PM
Quotespeaking of truckstops, i am in the middle of doing my laundry at the one next to my building (now). i just saw a really drunk man dressed in a very dirty santa costume stroll into the truck stop. not sure if he's headed for the glory hole or not, but something tells me his aim wouldn't be so good.

Oh, I'd venture a guess if he's drunk and in a dirty Santa outfit at this time of the day, he's definitely headed for the glory hole...and you're right, his aim will be suspect.  Avoid at all costs!!
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: colleen on Nov 29, 2006, 03:33 PM
yeah, i think i'll hang with the shrivelled and surly waitresses instead. one of them reminds me a lot of marge's sister selma (simpsons). now i am getting far away from all things orgasmic.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 29, 2006, 03:50 PM
Quote
a gloryhole is a hole in the wall of a bathroom stall of a strip club or pornography store, where a man is to insert his member through the hole, and whomever is on the other side services said man's member.

WTF?!?!?  WHAT SANE MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND (a little redundant, but HEY! I'm upset!....) WOULD PUT THEIR MOST IMPORTANT APPENDAGE INTO A HOLE NOT KNOWING WTF IS ON THE OTHER SIDE????????????????????????
GOD HELP ME!  I'm just about to faint in my cubicle..... :o :'( :o :'( :o :'(
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:58 PM
Quoteyeah, i think i'll hang with the shrivelled and surly waitresses instead. one of them reminds me a lot of marge's sister selma (simpsons). now i am getting far away from all things orgasmic.

well, different strokes to move the world.... ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:59 PM
Quote

WTF?!?!?  WHAT SANE MAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND (a little redundant, but HEY! I'm upset!....) WOULD PUT THEIR MOST IMPORTANT APPENDAGE INTO A HOLE NOT KNOWING WTF IS ON THE OTHER SIDE????????????????????????
GOD HELP ME!  I'm just about to faint in my cubicle..... :o :'( :o :'( :o :'(


yes, this is the typical response to these things...if I had not seen it with my own two eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.

This is not to be confused with urban legends such as:

-Dirty Sanchez
-Donkey Punch
-Louisville Slugger

etc.  it's for real!
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Nov 29, 2006, 03:59 PM
oh, and I did NOT utilize the glory hole.  just looked at it and shook my head...
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ratsprayer on Nov 29, 2006, 05:12 PM
the dirty sanchez is very real.

 :-/
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 29, 2006, 05:16 PM
Have you ever played the game whackamole? it is a good skill to remeber if ever confronted with an appendage.
by the way John you forgot Rusty Trombone.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 29, 2006, 05:22 PM
I also have NOT utilized said hole.  Never look into the hole or put your finger in it or around it.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Hawkeye on Nov 29, 2006, 05:28 PM
Also the Steam Cleaner, basically a Cleveland Steamer/Golden Shower combo...or the Strawberry Swirl, but that one's just wrong  ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 29, 2006, 10:21 PM
I think I'll go with the virgin-doesn't-get-it card for the rest of this conversation.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: suebeeboo on Nov 30, 2006, 05:53 PM
QuoteAlso the Steam Cleaner, basically a Cleveland Steamer/Golden Shower combo...or the Strawberry Swirl, but that one's just wrong  ;)

I'm with EWOK!  That sounds like a real HURL-FEST!
 :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X :P :-X
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 01, 2006, 01:45 PM
I don't understand a thing from what you are saying!

And that in my own thread!  >:(

 :)

Please explain yourself people!

what is a whackamole? or a Steam Cleaner? or the Strawberry Swirl?
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: EC on Dec 01, 2006, 01:48 PM
seriously, mr. t.  generally i believe that knowledge is power, but in this case, you might appreciate living in the dark. :)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: megisnotreal on Dec 01, 2006, 01:53 PM
so, um, anyone wanna "hang out" on december 22nd? ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 01, 2006, 01:53 PM
I've already made an appointement, sorry  :-*
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Dec 01, 2006, 03:21 PM
Quoteso, um, anyone wanna "hang out" on december 22nd? ;)

I do. I can wear the beard if you want me to.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Dec 01, 2006, 03:31 PM
oh my
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 01, 2006, 03:35 PM
Quoteseriously, mr. t.  generally i believe that knowledge is power, but in this case, you might appreciate living in the dark. :)

The dark?

you mean a "Dark Room"?  :o

 ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Dec 01, 2006, 03:47 PM
Quote

The dark?

you mean a "Dark Room"?  :o

;)

no, like ignorance man....ignorance is bliss...

just don't google any of the above referenced terms....

you may be permamently damaged.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: EC on Dec 01, 2006, 03:53 PM
Quote

The dark?

you mean a "Dark Room"?  :o

;)
seriously, you're a button.  :)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 01, 2006, 04:02 PM
this one?

(http://www.stylicioustees.ca/assets/Design_27.jpg)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: megisnotreal on Dec 01, 2006, 04:09 PM
Quotethis one?

(http://www.stylicioustees.ca/assets/Design_27.jpg)

 :) (and lonely!)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Dec 02, 2006, 02:10 AM
I guess thats a no on the beard.
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: megisnotreal on Dec 02, 2006, 10:58 AM
QuoteI guess thats a no on the beard.

I'm a fan of the real beards. I'm afraid the beard mask would make me feel like a traitor ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 21, 2006, 05:08 PM
It's coming closer peeps!

Are you feeling it ...?

I know I am

:-*
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 22, 2006, 03:25 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/45/140918042_8013466c84_o.jpg)

If you do it, do it for world peace!
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: sweatboard on Dec 22, 2006, 03:41 AM
All you need is Love, Love, Love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all........

or just spank it  ;)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: BH on Dec 22, 2006, 10:25 AM
There is going to be Pearl Jam all over the place! :'(  <-(Those aren't tears! :o)
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: TEO on Dec 22, 2006, 04:15 PM
.......AHHH!  :)      
Title: Re: Global Orgasm
Post by: Mr. T. on Dec 23, 2006, 03:21 AM
Thanks everybody:

Sudan agrees to U.N. peacekeeping plan

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/12/22/sudan.un.ap/index.html

KHARTOUM, Sudan (AP) -- The Sudanese government has accepted the U.N. package for Darfur, including the deployment of what is called a "hybrid" peacekeeping operation of U.N. and African Union troops, a Foreign Ministry spokesman said Friday.

Spokesman Sadeq al-Magli said the number of troops in the hybrid force "would be decided by the commander and his committee, and we have to state clearly that the entire command would be from the African Union."

The comment reflected his government's long-standing opposition to the deployment of 20,000 U.N. troops in Darfur, as proposed by the U.N. Security Council.

In deference to Khartoum's opposition, the U.N. scaled back its plans to replace the African Union force of 7,000 troops in Darfur with the much bigger U.N. operation and, since early November, has been pushing to reinforce the existing peacekeepers with smaller numbers of U.N. personnel as well as technical and financial assistance.

Speaking Thursday -- before the government's assent was announced -- al-Magli said a Darfur peacekeeping mission would be "a hybrid operation and not international or joint forces."

He said Friday that the peacekeeping troops would come mainly from African Union countries, but the U.N. would provide technical assistance, consultants and military and police experts.

Earlier Friday, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said he believed the Sudan government had also agreed to make renewed efforts to enforce a cease-fire and negotiate peace with those Darfur rebels who rejected the peace agreement of May. Annan said he had heard that President Omar al-Bashir would approve "a full cease-fire, a renewed effort to bring all parties into (the) political process, and deployment of the proposed African Union-United Nations hybrid force."

Al-Magli said his government had not yet seen Annan's statement, but it was true that "Sudan has confirmed to the [U.N.] envoy that it would sit down for peace talks with the rebel factions any time, any where."

"In fact, a government delegation went to Asmara, Eritrea, on Thursday to look into the possibility of talking to those groups that did not sign the Abuja peace agreement," al-Magli said, referring to the May accord between the government and one Darfur rebel group.

The world "should pressurize the other factions which are attacking the government, humanitarian and civilian communities, to come to cease-fire talks and to stop attacking. But for us in the government, yes, we have confirmed our commitment to the cease-fire," al-Magli said.