Man, I didn't realize how flippin' awesome this guy really was till I saw this!! :D
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/newsletter/issue22/georgewashington.html
Enjoy!!!
"i heard that mother fucker had like thirty god damn dicks"
thats was funny as hell.
i cant wait for presidents day
My favorite line.........
"Got a wig for his hair and a brian for his heart"
and oh yeah
"pocket full of horses....fucked the shit out of bears"
there are a whole bunch more.
Thanks for this. ;D