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Title: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 04, 2007, 11:21 PM
Am I crazy or did we all just get the coolest new position names?  Seriously CC did you come up with these?  I love it!  

Big T-Hawk
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: dragonboy on Jan 04, 2007, 11:29 PM
So that's what Brian was talking about!
I totally missed these...
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jan 04, 2007, 11:33 PM
brave bear, eh? is this some reference to our night in prison, Riny?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: whothrewthecake on Jan 04, 2007, 11:34 PM
hahaha dancing cotton cub. wtf lolz. who made this.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 04, 2007, 11:37 PM
Is everyone different?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 04, 2007, 11:38 PM
QuoteIs everyone different?

Except me?  :P
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 04, 2007, 11:39 PM
I want a cool name!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 04, 2007, 11:47 PM
Very cool.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 04, 2007, 11:48 PM
QuoteI want a cool name!


You must first eat from this special plant and continue on a Vision Quest!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Peyote_Cactus.jpg/233px-Peyote_Cactus.jpg)

or just get to 500 posts....
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 04, 2007, 11:51 PM
Quote
QuoteI want a cool name!


You must first eat from this special plant and continue on a Vision Quest!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Peyote_Cactus.jpg/233px-Peyote_Cactus.jpg)

or just get to 500 posts....

Not everyone with over 500 has a cool name.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 04, 2007, 11:55 PM
Only a select few super cool people have unique titles... you gotta earn it, but it's got nothing to do with post counts... the easiest way is to send CC cookies or something, obviously.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 04, 2007, 11:55 PM
i think he's picking a special one for each of us. I can't wait for mine! Do I have to be over 500 posts? I'm so close.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: mmj37 on Jan 05, 2007, 12:09 AM
Man, do I have a ways to go then haha.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Tree on Jan 05, 2007, 07:39 AM
baron blue bear

:P
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Mr. T. on Jan 05, 2007, 07:56 AM
Bosco Bambara   ;D

8-)

This one's for CC

:-*
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 05, 2007, 07:56 AM
I love it!

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/dd/Cue_chalk.jpg)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 05, 2007, 08:14 AM
...oh hell yes.

(http://www.cinemascope.gr/starwars/encyclopedia/images/chief_chirpa.jpg)

Chirpa = the man.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Kory on Jan 05, 2007, 08:14 AM
Quote
QuoteI want a cool name!


You must first eat from this special plant and continue on a Vision Quest!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Peyote_Cactus.jpg/233px-Peyote_Cactus.jpg)

or just get to 500 posts....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Peyote_Cactus.jpg/233px-Peyote_Cactus.jpg)

I don't need a new name, I just want some of that peyote, anyone want to send me some?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Kory on Jan 05, 2007, 08:15 AM
Hey, I'm the data dawg... me likes!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 05, 2007, 08:22 AM
sorry guys, was kinda bored last night  :-*

if anyone ended up with the name of a serial killer i don't know about you're allowed to put in a request for a new one. beware though, you cannot choose yourself and the next one could be schmaltzy smellytoes.

oh, and mac marehootie... let's just forget about that one night...
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: SMc55 on Jan 05, 2007, 08:28 AM
This is cool! I like them :D
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 05, 2007, 09:35 AM
Quotesorry guys, was kinda bored last night  :-*

if anyone ended up with the name of a serial killer i don't know about you're allowed to put in a request for a new one. beware though, you cannot choose yourself and the next one could be schmaltzy smellytoes.

oh, and mac marehootie... let's just forget about that one night...


Riny, you rule.  Pure and simple.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 05, 2007, 10:32 AM
Wow.  
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 05, 2007, 10:36 AM
yay! I <3 my new name.

(http://static.flickr.com/49/142102993_172e1c17b0_m.jpg)

CC is the man.

8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 05, 2007, 10:39 AM
that looks kinda like:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Morphine_Good.jpg)

too bad your name isn't "Claire"...har har
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 05, 2007, 11:21 AM
stalking bobcat.


(http://www.tantraattahoe.com/images/shaktiawaybf45.jpg)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: JacketGal on Jan 05, 2007, 11:40 AM
heehee, I'm starbrite sleuth! I love it!! Thank you for making my day! :)

BB gots some karma sutra goin' on!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 05, 2007, 11:45 AM
Quotethat looks kinda like:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Morphine_Good.jpg)

too bad your name isn't "Claire"...har har

Nice catch John!  Just looking at that cover gives me the warm fuzzies.  Makes me want to "cough" and do the Stalking Bobcat. ;)  (The position, not Brian)  Although.....
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 05, 2007, 11:49 AM
Quotethat looks kinda like:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Morphine_Good.jpg)

too bad your name isn't "Claire"...har har

what if...

I were a "test tube baby?" ;)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 05, 2007, 11:53 AM
Just Make Damn Sure YOU DO NOT GO QUIETLY UTNO YOUR GRAVE!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Jan 05, 2007, 11:56 AM
Ha HA Ha! Class!

Cheers Mr. Baxter!  8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Jan 05, 2007, 12:15 PM
p.s. I love everybody's new "positions"! Great work CC!  :D
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 05, 2007, 12:19 PM
Quote
Quotethat looks kinda like:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Morphine_Good.jpg)

too bad your name isn't "Claire"...har har

what if...

I were a "test tube baby?" ;)

Do you start out clean every day?  Are we going to shoot a potsmoker down?   :D
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 05, 2007, 12:41 PM
So were these random?  Or am I really a gliding iguana?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 05, 2007, 12:49 PM
QuoteSo were these random?  Or am I really a gliding iguana?


(http://www.flyingiguanabvi.com/04aa0810.png)

;D
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 05, 2007, 12:50 PM
dj soul fox might be my favorite.  that is super cool.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 05, 2007, 02:26 PM
Nice BH!

8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: FarmerYoda on Jan 05, 2007, 03:52 PM
 8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 05, 2007, 03:56 PM
I would like to reccomend mine having something to do with art as well please.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jan 05, 2007, 04:30 PM
i was noticing an animal theme throughout them right at first and was hoping that there was some sort of Okonokos theme running around. I'm pretty glad to be the Brave Bear around these parts though!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ratsprayer on Jan 05, 2007, 04:54 PM
(http://www.cheetah.co.za/images/facts_angry.jpg)

don't fuck with me, i just might coil...
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Jan 05, 2007, 05:05 PM
(http://www.alaskaphotography.com/photos/wildlife/images/fox_neil.jpg)

;D  ;)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: aMD on Jan 05, 2007, 05:25 PM
murph definitely got the best one I've seen so far. I don't have the first clue what mine refers to but i kind of like it.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: JacketGal on Jan 05, 2007, 06:00 PM
I wonder if it refers to your tab site aMD? You are a tabba -wah wah Gawd of some sort!?  :D :D
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: aMD on Jan 05, 2007, 06:39 PM
aha!  I think you got it, jacketgirl!  I was thinking the glida radner skit, bahbah wahwah. But I can dig it.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: dragonboy on Jan 05, 2007, 07:27 PM
Sean is DJ Soul Fox!!!
These are so cool!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Dee. on Jan 05, 2007, 10:55 PM
Props to CC. Killer names all around. :)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 06, 2007, 02:10 AM
Clavius refers to a Christopher Clavius who has a crater on the moon named after him. And I'm a scorpio.
(http://www.gap-system.org/~history/BigPictures/Clavius.jpeg)
He apparantly does not have a neck.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: EC on Jan 06, 2007, 03:43 AM
sometimes i think that riny is omniscient and lives amongst us even when he is physically not so.
because the marigold reference, well...
you don't know.  and i know you don't.
therefore, i am screening all thoughts henceforth.;)
you're such a lovely presence, mr. baxter. xo
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: SMc55 on Jan 06, 2007, 04:17 AM
These are even cooler than I thought. Here's Karana:
(http://www.meyna.com/princes.gif)

The Chumash were a large, aristocratic nation living on the California coast stretching from the Channel Islands off Santa Barbara, inland to Bakersfield, and from Monterey Bay south to the Santa Monica Mountains. As the Spanish missions were built on Chumash land, the Natives were captured and moved onto mission ground. This round-up included those Chumash living on the Channel Islands in the Pacific Ocean.

When the Spanish arrived at San Nicholas Island to transport those living there, the seas were stormy and treacherous. One woman noticed that her young child had been left behind, and jumped overboard to return for it. The intense storm made it impossible for the ship to wait for the woman, or to return for her. Even though the priests offered a $200 reward for her safe removal from the island, the treacherous seas, tides and winds were too much for the bounty hunters. Even seal, otter and whale hunters who worked the island over the years were never able to find this lone woman.
(from http://www.meyna.com/chumash.html)

Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 06, 2007, 04:22 AM
Quotesometimes i think that riny is omniscient and lives amongst us even when he is physically not so.
because the marigold reference, well...
you don't know.  and i know you don't.
therefore, i am screening all thoughts henceforth.;)
you're such a lovely presence, mr. baxter. xo

and you are to lovely of a presence to be so seldomly found.


just had to add............

xoxoxxxooooxxxoooxoolittlexlittleoXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
;)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 06, 2007, 05:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcH2rxKJmU  
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 06, 2007, 05:57 AM
(http://www.mightytaco.com/images/goods/tv/STATIC.GIF)

The RADIO Will PLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: fitzcarraldo on Jan 06, 2007, 06:07 AM
 :o

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000CRR3JW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Chills on Jan 07, 2007, 03:19 PM
The species is monoecious, with pollen and seed cones on the same plant. Its genetic makeup is unusual among conifers, being a hexaploid (6n) and likely autoallopolyploid (AAAABB).

Now who's the coolest?





Ps: reproduces both sexually and asexually  8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ali on Jan 07, 2007, 04:38 PM
nice work cc...  :-*
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 09, 2007, 01:34 PM
Brian, can I trade names with you?  I think I'd rather be a stalking bobcat than a gliding iguana.  

I mean, it's not that I MIND the iguana, just so much as the fact that it is gliding.  Do iguanas glide?  It seems a bit far fetched.  Iguanas lurk I suppose.  Maybe I can get switched to lurking iguana.  CC?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 09, 2007, 02:47 PM
QuoteBrian, can I trade names with you?  I think I'd rather be a stalking bobcat than a gliding iguana.  

I mean, it's not that I MIND the iguana, just so much as the fact that it is gliding.  Do iguanas glide?  It seems a bit far fetched.  Iguanas lurk I suppose.  Maybe I can get switched to lurking iguana.  CC?


Watch out Triple G.  You are dangerously close to becoming schmaltzy smellytoes.   ;D

It's the fact that iguanas don't glide that makes you special.  Don' t you understand.  We are wonderous creatures.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 09, 2007, 02:49 PM
oh my!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 09, 2007, 02:59 PM
Quote
QuoteBrian, can I trade names with you?  I think I'd rather be a stalking bobcat than a gliding iguana.  

I mean, it's not that I MIND the iguana, just so much as the fact that it is gliding.  Do iguanas glide?  It seems a bit far fetched.  Iguanas lurk I suppose.  Maybe I can get switched to lurking iguana.  CC?


Watch out Triple G.  You are dangerously close to becoming schmaltzy smellytoes.   ;D

It's the fact that iguanas don't glide that makes you special.  Don' t you understand.  We are wonderous creatures.

I guess you're right BH.  Maybe I should just embrace the awesomeness of Gliding.  I'll see how it feels a week from now. :)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: ChiefOKONO on Jan 09, 2007, 03:11 PM
i love these new titles and i just now saw this thread!  good work!! :)


Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 09, 2007, 03:18 PM
QuoteBrian, can I trade names with you?  I think I'd rather be a stalking bobcat than a gliding iguana.  

I mean, it's not that I MIND the iguana, just so much as the fact that it is gliding.  Do iguanas glide?  It seems a bit far fetched.  Iguanas lurk I suppose.  Maybe I can get switched to lurking iguana.  CC?

impossible! there's only 2 G's in lurking iguana!

Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 09, 2007, 03:20 PM
Quote

impossible! there's only 2 G's in lurking iguana!


ah! your wit does not disappoint, sir.

:)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 09, 2007, 03:22 PM
Wow, I didn't realize that the 3 G's was a motivator.  I'll keep it!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 09, 2007, 03:28 PM
QuoteWow, I didn't realize that the 3 G's was a motivator.  I'll keep it!

you bet your ass! :)

besides, they won't last forever.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: aMD on Jan 09, 2007, 03:34 PM
Quote
QuoteWow, I didn't realize that the 3 G's was a motivator.  I'll keep it!

you bet your ass! :)

besides, they won't last forever.

they won't there's a shelf life on these bad boys?  What will they change to?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 09, 2007, 03:43 PM
Quote

they won't there's a shelf life on these bad boys?  What will they change to?

when they get old you'll get back that old...
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 09, 2007, 04:00 PM
Hey Riny, can you tell me what the inspirational motivation was behind "stalking bobcat", is it as cool as Greggs?  Thanks,

Brian
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Kory on Jan 09, 2007, 04:42 PM
QuoteHey Riny, can you tell me what the inspirational motivation was behind "stalking bobcat", is it as cool as Greggs?  Thanks,

Brian


I think your infatuation with Sasha woud ring the stalking bell for me, haah!

As far a tiger, well, you're probably just a bad motherfucker!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 09, 2007, 04:53 PM
you just look so badass together

(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4866/btsv6.jpg)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 09, 2007, 05:02 PM
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!  You are exactly right.  Thank You Riny, I knew you would not let me down.  
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Kory on Jan 09, 2007, 05:17 PM
Quoteyou just look so badass together

(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4866/btsv6.jpg)

better change that to kitten, haha!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 09, 2007, 06:20 PM
That is such a badass picture.  For real.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: EC on Jan 10, 2007, 02:24 AM
Quote
Quotesometimes i think that riny is omniscient and lives amongst us even when he is physically not so.
because the marigold reference, well...
you don't know.  and i know you don't.
therefore, i am screening all thoughts henceforth.;)
you're such a lovely presence, mr. baxter. xo

and you are to lovely of a presence to be so seldomly found.


just had to add............

xoxoxxxooooxxxoooxoolittlexlittleoXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
;)
yep, pretty much love you to eternity.  xoxoxoxoxo
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 10, 2007, 11:16 AM
Ok good, I was starting to think you were ignoring me.  :-*
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jan 10, 2007, 04:37 PM
Thanks a bunch Riny--I love the handle 8-)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 11, 2007, 12:17 AM
Yeah, you are doing some great work Riny.  Maybe when you get a second you could see what you could do about getting us a poster made similar to one of these that incorporates all of our personas.  Just some ideas to get you started.......

(http://hello.eboy.com/eboy/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/ECB_NY_89t.png)

(http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/11791_33957_9.jpg)

(http://www.coedliving.com/uploads/posters_wonderland_lg.jpg)

Thanks,

Stalking Bobcat
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: bug on Jan 11, 2007, 01:11 PM
awww man ... I want a new position!  Wait, that didn't sound right, ummm  ;D never mind.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: BH on Jan 30, 2007, 12:55 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 30, 2007, 08:35 AM
 :-/
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 30, 2007, 09:11 AM
(http://www.spreadshirt.com/shops/36000/35122/motives/35122_504509_big.gif)
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: dragonboy on Jan 30, 2007, 09:34 AM
Don't forget that CC is the 7th member of the Jacket.
It's all part of the masterplan...
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 30, 2007, 09:53 AM
it's like I'm not a person anymore!  damn it!  :'(
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: primushead on Jan 30, 2007, 10:47 AM
Ah!!  I don't want the old time feeling!  I want gliding iguana back!   :'(
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Tree on Jan 30, 2007, 02:59 PM
i have to change my avatar again...  :-[
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: CC on Jan 30, 2007, 06:32 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. What do you say we take a look at those videos I rented?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: red on Jan 30, 2007, 07:48 PM
Damn, I was getting so close.  Now what do I have to strive for?  What I ask?!!
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jan 30, 2007, 08:18 PM
If you're going to name us after movies you've rented...

I sure hope you rented the Ewok Adventures: Caravan of Courage, or Battle Over Endor...

Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: megisnotreal on Jan 30, 2007, 08:21 PM
QuoteI don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. What do you say we take a look at those videos I rented?


'On Golden Gun,' 'Peggy Sue Got Murdered,' 'The Way We Wounded... ' 'Home Video Target Range,' what'll they think of next?
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 31, 2007, 03:41 PM
are you going to name us after movies?  why not porno's instead?

Debbie does Dallas
Logjammin'
New Wave Hookers

etc.
Title: Re: New Positions!
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jan 31, 2007, 04:25 PM
"Boner Jams '03"