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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: aMD on Feb 23, 2007, 06:56 AM

Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: aMD on Feb 23, 2007, 06:56 AM
No dude, don't run the risk, it's not worth two dollars!
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Feb 23, 2007, 07:52 AM
I say go for it, man... you only live once or twice.*




*yeah, I wouldn't do it.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: ycartrob on Feb 23, 2007, 11:03 AM
Quotemoney wise, its a no brainer

It's a no brainer to consume something that a company has warned you not to consume, so that you can sue them and act like you didn't know?

that's a no brainer, huh?

sure

Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: rugbird on Feb 23, 2007, 11:09 AM
Captain Tripps is the no brainer.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 23, 2007, 11:42 AM
I remember some dudes at your work  put Butter in your hair.
I think you should bring in some P.B.J.'s for your buddies at work.  ;)
Just kidding, Or you can better yet don't do it and  say you did. And show them the jar after they eat it, then run away run away.


I  just read your  Mayo-muffs post.  Friggin hilarious.  Even more reason to do it.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: BH on Feb 23, 2007, 11:45 AM
The first step in a plan like that would probably not be to tell as many people as possible that this is your plan.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: megisnotreal on Feb 23, 2007, 11:45 AM
go for it, dude. nothing says "i'm a real man!" quite like vomiting, diharrea, intense stomach camps, fever, nausea, and anal leakage.

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Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 23, 2007, 11:50 AM
Is it anal leakage or rectal drip ?  Is there a differance.
Thats how I feel the day after a good nite of partying.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: harristrensky on Feb 23, 2007, 12:19 PM
QuoteIs it anal leakage or rectal drip ?  Is there a differance.
Thats how I feel the day after a good nite of partying.

if symptoms occur i suggest you get a webcam and start a website.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: cmccubbin@work on Feb 23, 2007, 03:35 PM
i'll represent you in your lawsuit!!!
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: Chills on Feb 23, 2007, 03:46 PM
Quotei'll represent you in your lawsuit!!!

Good idea!

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Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: .Walt on Feb 23, 2007, 03:50 PM
QuoteI remember some dudes at your work  put Butter in your hair.
I think you should bring in some P.B.J.'s for your buddies at work.  ;)
Just kidding, Or you can better yet don't do it and  say you did. And show them the jar after they eat it, then run away run away.


I  just read your  Mayo-muffs post.  Friggin hilarious.  Even more reason to do it.


i like that idea.  :) i need to get them back.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: .Walt on Feb 23, 2007, 03:57 PM
the way i see it, its like Charlie and the Chocalote Factory.

the candy bar is the jar of peanut butter
the golden ticket is the salmonella.
the ending is the same. we both get the factory.  8-)
although there wouldn't be any slugworth  :'(


chances are i'm going with what tater said. the mayo muffs were over the top, and the butter in the hair crossed the line. i must get them back. i'll fake get them.
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 23, 2007, 04:08 PM
Good Call.  if you ate that you would probably be able to shit threw a screen door.
Unless you like a drippy rim.  :)
Title: Re: Do I do it?
Post by: .Walt on Feb 23, 2007, 04:12 PM
this thread is offically over, i'm not going to do it. i'm not a real man :'( cause a real man wouldn't cry either). :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[size=8]i don't need 7 replies saying that men can cry. it was a joke[/size]