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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: dragonboy on Oct 05, 2007, 01:13 AM

Title: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: dragonboy on Oct 05, 2007, 01:13 AM
...because you can never be too careful out there, right?

I'll start us off:

Avoid throwing cans of tinned food at your friends heads.
As funny as it might seem at the time head wounds can be very nasty & a trip to the hospital is no laughing matter these days.
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Oct 05, 2007, 02:57 AM
don't whiz on the electric fence
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: aMD on Oct 05, 2007, 08:44 AM
from bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: Chills on Oct 05, 2007, 09:03 AM
Enjoy every sandwich
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: LizKing531 on Oct 05, 2007, 09:23 AM
Quotefrom bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow


The yellow snow from where the huskies go?
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: aMD on Oct 05, 2007, 09:25 AM
Quote
Quotefrom bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow


The yellow snow from where the huskies go?

the same.

Good one, Serg. Z-E-V-O-N  ;)
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: dragonboy on Oct 05, 2007, 09:46 AM
Watch ya step around that Serg...he's a mean bastard & won't cut nobody no slack fo' nothing  ;)
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: MarkW on Oct 05, 2007, 01:30 PM
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Don't mess around with Jim.
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: JacketGal on Oct 05, 2007, 01:43 PM
You can lead a horse to water
But faith is another matter
So don't you surrender
Cause sometimes salvation
In the eye of the storm

Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: LizKing531 on Oct 05, 2007, 01:58 PM
QuoteDon't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Don't mess around with Jim.

I thought it was "don't mess with Bill.  No no no no - dont mess with bill"


don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen
People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships
a penny saved is worth two in the bush


8-)
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: aMD on Oct 05, 2007, 07:18 PM
a couple from daniel johnston:

don't be sad, i know you will
but don't give up until
true will find you in the end

do yourself a favor favor:
become your own savior
and don't let the sun go down on your grievances
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: megisnotreal on Oct 05, 2007, 11:18 PM
the best advice:

no one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Title: Re: The 'Sound Advice' Thread...
Post by: TEO on Oct 06, 2007, 07:33 AM
Never let the alcohol evaporate while your glass is soaking in it.