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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: ycartrob on Oct 31, 2007, 07:17 PM

Title: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: ycartrob on Oct 31, 2007, 07:17 PM
-feral cats, understanding distance divided by sin, sift through apron stringed mournings. A heaping helping holding hindering highsteps, night wash and aloof tacky stripes, bend towards an ear but not another. Bleeding hooves of monkeys with the jangle and shoe shined eyes, rise and above not to fall but to sullen praise of noteworthy sameness. Billowing bugles blundering bright blue bleached experts believe that it is prohibitively difficult if not often impossible. Nesting on the island for 100's of years,  attacking with 10,000 horsemen, numerous houses were destroyed, with the stones used in their construction falling in streets.

Feral Cats! of men being swallowed by holes opening in the ground and this process can cause particularly strong aurora and cause damage to satellites and electrical transmission lines. The right hand side is a low order polynomial; The left, a piece of pork shoulder, dry-cured whole, crippled because it was merely descriptive and did not carry connotations of limiting one's capability. Vomit.

(http://www.bluewaterbiggame.com/game/nai/pig/images/feral_boar.jpg)
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Nov 01, 2007, 12:52 AM
sweet mercy. was this spam? i love spam when it's like this.
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: primushead on Nov 01, 2007, 12:44 PM
HAH!  

On a side note, though, I've never eaten spam in my life.  For real.

That's a hell of a feral cat though.
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: LizKing531 on Nov 01, 2007, 01:46 PM
Whats the pig got to do with it?
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: kymoose on Nov 01, 2007, 04:08 PM
Tracy, is this a first hand account of the great New Madrid earthquakes of 1811 and 1812?  
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: MarkW on Nov 01, 2007, 05:35 PM
Bollocks.  Now I know what happened to my peyote stash...
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: bowl of soup on Nov 01, 2007, 06:01 PM
This is almost as good as that fake macaroni art thread; and very similar.
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: ycartrob on Nov 01, 2007, 06:53 PM
Apparently, a parent named Leigh, could not substantiate the rumor, that a Stan she ate did deliver, a liverless deer, unbeknowing to 1 bee knowing, the ruthless state of a role without a Ruth, and a dilapidated lap he dated, hated, waited, and grated, wherebeknownstetuitively regurgitated gurt, dost agitated placeth too and from elevated beachcombers trophy.

(http://wombania.com/wombat-pictures/southern-hairy-nosed-wombat-photograph.jpg)
(http://www.tvrobot.com/images/flava-flav-knicks.jpg)
Title: Re: Knee Deep Near the Mississippi
Post by: ycartrob on Nov 01, 2007, 07:00 PM
(http://www.tvrobot.com/images/flava-flav-knicks.jpg)