I will adapt a new name. Say goodbye to The DARK as you know him!
Hint: Think exotic birds. ;)
Dude, you're not going all Jimmy Buffet on us are you? :D :D :D
Wait, wait...I have another guess, a proper one: ALBATROSS!!
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2007/12/albatross/safina-text.html
Nooooope!
Cockatoo?
(http://www.danielgundlach.com/blog/uploaded_images/cockatoo-741936.jpg)
How about the Dodo?You could be the only one
(http://www.loonietimes.com/gallery/toucansam.jpg)
?