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Title: Epic Fail
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on May 14, 2008, 11:27 AM
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Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: mjkoehler on May 14, 2008, 01:58 PM
That's awesome.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: megalicious on May 14, 2008, 07:26 PM
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gotta love pundit kitchen
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: dragonboy on May 14, 2008, 07:32 PM
Did you see that Oliver Stone is making a Bush biog? John Brolin is George W!!!

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20198476,00.html

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Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: thatswhatshesaid on May 14, 2008, 07:36 PM
ahhhh man, i had a nice turd from this morning that i was going to audition. it would be perfect for the part..... about 18 courics.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Angry Ewok on May 14, 2008, 07:46 PM
I'm gonna be pissed if I'm drafted into the infantry... for a long time, I was considering going Airborne... I changed my mind because I knew the shit was going to hit the fan, soon.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on May 14, 2008, 07:52 PM
dude..DUDE.  i'll personally drive you to canada instead of seeing you drafted...if in fact that's a reality anytime soon.   ;)

fuck that man, just get a sweet job in louisville at ear xtacy or something  :D
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on May 14, 2008, 07:54 PM
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Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Angry Ewok on May 14, 2008, 08:11 PM
I don't think I would dodge the draft, but I can't honestly say for certain until we see the lottery resurrected (and it will happen, someday)... I spent three years in ROTC, was the leader of the Marksmanship Team, and I was honored to be trained at Fort McClellan by Rangers... that said, I would be better off volunteering in a worst case scenario - that's what I meant when I said I'd be pissed to be drafted into the infantry.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: ycartrob on May 14, 2008, 08:34 PM
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perhaps that guy was referencing Chrissy Moran and her family?
Maybe he has some sort of a beef with the Morans and thinks
their dumb? Who is Chrissy Moran? Funny you should ask...
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Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: primushead on May 14, 2008, 08:39 PM
Quoteahhhh man, i had a nice turd from this morning that i was going to audition. it would be perfect for the part..... about 18 courics.

You should first register the stool with the Fecal Standards Board in Zurich.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on May 15, 2008, 09:23 AM
Okay, if this thread were a formula, it would be...

Bush + Turds + Draft < hot chick in bikini
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: thatswhatshesaid on May 15, 2008, 09:43 AM
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Quoteahhhh man, i had a nice turd from this morning that i was going to audition. it would be perfect for the part..... about 18 courics.

You should first register the stool with the Fecal Standards Board in Zurich.
i already did, but it came in at # 2.  :(

Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: thatswhatshesaid on May 15, 2008, 09:44 AM
QuoteOkay, if this thread were a formula, it would be...

Bush + Turds + Draft < hot chick in bikini
sounds like a recipe for something in a german porno. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on May 15, 2008, 10:45 AM
Quote
QuoteOkay, if this thread were a formula, it would be...

Bush + Turds + Draft < hot chick in bikini
sounds like a recipe for something in a german porno. ;D ;D ;D

No way man, once ol W gets shitcanned as prez, he's retired...I'm not living in a universe that has Geo W Bungledorf in any kind of porno... ;)