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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: Love Dogg on Jun 02, 2008, 11:25 PM

Title: Kimbo Slice
Post by: Love Dogg on Jun 02, 2008, 11:25 PM
I just want to say that every time I see Kimbo Slice on tv, I get scared.  I know that I will never run into him and that he is thousands of miles away from me on the other side of a camera somewhere, but it gives me chills how scary he is.  I usually can't watch for long.  I hate violence and he seems to be the epitome of violence.

***I also wanted to see if my status changed for my 100th post.  Cheesy, I know, but I am soooo close.   :-/
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: Love Dogg on Jun 02, 2008, 11:26 PM
And it did!  Three stars and officially Sr. Member Status.   :D
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Jun 02, 2008, 11:31 PM
Don't worry about Kimbo. He's a side-show and would get killed against real MMA contenders.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: red on Jun 02, 2008, 11:32 PM
I certainly wouldn't want to bump into him at a bar.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jun 02, 2008, 11:37 PM
I really don't watch any type of boxing or fighting but it was on at the bar. Kimbo nearly pummeled this guys ear off, it definitely was one of the craziest things i've seen on TV.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: SMc55 on Jun 03, 2008, 03:40 AM
QuoteAnd it did!  Three stars and officially Sr. Member Status.   :D
Congratulations!!
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jun 03, 2008, 06:21 AM
QuoteI know that I will never run into him and that he is thousands of miles away from me on the other side of a camera somewhere, but it gives me chills how scary he is.

Oh yeah, he's scary. Nothing a .45 couldn't handle, though. Maybe a 9mm if you're looking at a Browning HP, but I'm not so sure I'd want anything like a snub nosed if he had an erection and wanted my butt. He's a big boy, and the drugs he's on means his endurance and pain tolerance can be superhuman at times.

Against a true mixed martial artist, without the drugs to deaden his senses, he'd be tapping out or passing out in the first round. Simple as that. The dude is a coked up brawler.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: LEATHER KID on Jun 03, 2008, 10:23 AM
He needs to fight Rampage.
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: Love Dogg on Jun 03, 2008, 10:58 AM
QuoteOh yeah, he's scary. Nothing a .45 couldn't handle, though. Maybe a 9mm if you're looking at a Browning HP, but I'm not so sure I'd want anything like a snub nosed if he had an erection and wanted my butt.  

;D  You got that right!
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: capt. scotty on Jun 03, 2008, 06:10 PM
Yeah, top MMA guys would def beat him right now but he's still learning the sport and ground game tactics. Not to mention he's 34. You gotta give him some slack on that end. I expected him to pummel that dude and his 'alien lifeform' ear within the first 2 minutes, like most. Though he didn't, it made for a wildly entertaining fight.

So yeah, he's not in elite MMA status, yet, but to me at least his persona is entertaining and intriguing and I wanna see how this guys next fight goes.

Personally, I think he'd be better suited to try to be a heavyweight boxer with the lack of talent in that division right now. Klitschko would be a lower Top 10 HW if the division had the talent of say the welterweight division right now. That said, Kimbo's biggest strength is his punching ability and ridiculous power, so why not? He'd make a lot more money boxing too, I mean A LOT more.

Maybe boxing just isnt barbaric enough for him
Title: Re: Kimbo Slice
Post by: Coltrane on Jun 03, 2008, 09:26 PM
he would have absolutely NO chance against one George "The Animal" Steele......!





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