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My Morning Jacket => The Band => Topic started by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 09, 2008, 12:42 AM

Title: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 09, 2008, 12:42 AM
We all have learned over the past years how you are some what.. magical.  Use your healing abilities and heal Jim James.  The world depends on your band.  Don't be afraid, heal him.  

sincerely,
pimp juice

ps. you ripped it in d-town, all of you did.  heal that mf'er we must rock. sorry if you can't actually heal people I heard you're a wizard.
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 09, 2008, 01:13 AM
I found this picture while i was traveling around the world.  I don't know what to make of it.  you be the judge.

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh189/greengrow2008/Healer.jpg)
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 10, 2008, 12:07 AM
the native I spoke to about this photo described Bo emerging from the shaman healers body as "a caterpillar turning into a butterfly", those were the only english words he ever learned.  That is what was capture in this photo, the emergence of a higher Bo.  a magical Bo. He knew people would come and find out about Bo, where he really came from, what his purpose is.  well, none of us are sure of his true purpose other than melting face, alas he must heal Jim.  At least try Bo, I know you're ready this.  you have to remember those old shaman chants again, you have to!
alright dude, heal that mf.  
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: axround3r on Oct 10, 2008, 11:32 PM
yeah heal that mofucka real nice
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 12, 2008, 12:51 AM
rumors are Bo has been in a deep meditative state for the last two days.  after he saw this post he got into the zone and hasn't quite come out of it yet.  he keeps mumbling weird jibberish.  it's scary.  he's barfing up Jim's negative energy.  keep your fingers crossed this works.  

Jim needs to start wearing safety gear on stage, he's a fuckin lunatic once he's got his electric geetar.  
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: RockNRollJunkie on Oct 12, 2008, 11:05 AM
Let's all chip in. Jim James Safety Gear Fund.
Our safety gear purchase objectives:
one wrestling helmet.
one reflector vest
guard rails for the stage
one rape whistle
knee pads
and last but not least  a fire blanket. Cause you never know.
Any one want to add to the list?


Quoterumors are Bo has been in a deep meditative state for the last two days.  after he saw this post he got into the zone and hasn't quite come out of it yet.  he keeps mumbling weird jibberish.  it's scary.  he's barfing up Jim's negative energy.  keep your fingers crossed this works.  

Jim needs to start wearing safety gear on stage, he's a fuckin lunatic once he's got his electric geetar.  
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Janet on Oct 12, 2008, 01:46 PM
A nerf stage...
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 12, 2008, 03:21 PM
quality list so far everyone.  lets keep this mofo safe.  he definitely needs a rape whistle, at least for after the shows.
Title: Re: Bo, Jim needs your help...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Oct 12, 2008, 03:24 PM
he needs a taser too.

ya never know when you're goin to need to zap the fuck out of someone, it could save his life.

(http://stumptowngirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/taser.jpg)