Grits, abs, and choc. chip speedo shloong.
This is the thread where you can congratulate me for being the most perfect human being to ever swim out of a vagina.
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d2faq86Oq3ag/610x.jpg%20)
(http://www.mokers.org/blog/images/2008/02/sports/michael-phelps-speedo.png)
Check out my......Shl...eedo.
This is Hey Girls new album cover.....
Front:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/15832790_ccb04317f9.jpg?v=0)
Album Title: A. Perfect!!!...Shleedo (2400).
Back:
(http://inventorspot.com/files/images/mushroom_cloud.img_assist_custom.jpg)
ooopps!!!!!!!!
Michael Phelps BLEEDS jack and coke....then he drips it on his Choc. Chip Pancakes for syrup.
piece of cake.
congrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.
Unbelievable finish. That last quick stroke was brilliant. Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?
QuoteUnbelievable finish. That last quick stroke was brilliant. Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?
That's what she said! ;D
Quotecongrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.
Yeah, your body is a little wierd.....but you don't have any gold medals.
....enjoy my abs.
and enjoy my Shl...eedo.
If you delete my shleedo.....
How come you can't do the 50 meters?
QuoteHow come you can't do the 50 meters?
...I thought that too...
so, michael phelps... what's this i hear about your being double-jointed?
;)
is it true that you're 1/4 Dolphin???
michael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!
http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1
just sayin'.
I think we need a Usain Bolt thread.
Quotemichael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!
http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1
just sayin'.
this was my favorite....
"Michael Phelps once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
;D
QuoteI think we need a Usain Bolt thread.
even just for his name.
QuoteQuoteI think we need a Usain Bolt thread.
even just for his name.
I don't like that idea, his name translates to...
U Sin A-lot B. :o