My Morning Jacket

Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 08:32 PM

Title: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 08:32 PM
Grits, abs, and choc. chip speedo shloong.

This is the thread where you can congratulate me for being the most perfect human being to ever swim out of a vagina.




(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d2faq86Oq3ag/610x.jpg%20)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 08:42 PM
(http://www.mokers.org/blog/images/2008/02/sports/michael-phelps-speedo.png)

Check out my......Shl...eedo.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 08:52 PM
This is Hey Girls new album cover.....

Front:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/15832790_ccb04317f9.jpg?v=0)

Album Title:  A. Perfect!!!...Shleedo (2400).

Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 09:19 PM
Back:

(http://inventorspot.com/files/images/mushroom_cloud.img_assist_custom.jpg)




ooopps!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 09:38 PM
Michael Phelps BLEEDS jack and coke....then he drips it on his Choc. Chip Pancakes for syrup.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 10:15 PM
piece of cake.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: Penny Lane on Aug 15, 2008, 10:18 PM
congrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: BH on Aug 15, 2008, 10:19 PM
Unbelievable finish.  That last quick stroke was brilliant.  Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 10:27 PM
QuoteUnbelievable finish.  That last quick stroke was brilliant.  Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?


That's what she said!   ;D
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 10:28 PM
Quotecongrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.

Yeah, your body is a little wierd.....but you don't have any gold medals.

....enjoy my abs.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 10:31 PM
and enjoy my Shl...eedo.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 15, 2008, 10:40 PM
If you delete my shleedo.....
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: BH on Aug 15, 2008, 10:48 PM
How come you can't do the 50 meters?  
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: DavidCrosby on Aug 16, 2008, 05:15 PM
QuoteHow come you can't do the 50 meters?  


...I thought that too...
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: megalicious on Aug 18, 2008, 09:16 AM
so, michael phelps... what's this i hear about your being double-jointed?

;)
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: SomethingCreative on Aug 18, 2008, 04:21 PM
is it true that you're 1/4 Dolphin???
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: Jenny on Aug 20, 2008, 12:45 AM
michael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!

http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1

just sayin'.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: red on Aug 20, 2008, 01:08 AM
I think we need a Usain Bolt thread.  
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 20, 2008, 07:58 AM
Quotemichael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!

http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1

just sayin'.

this was my favorite....

"Michael Phelps once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

;D
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: Jenny on Aug 20, 2008, 11:08 AM
QuoteI think we need a Usain Bolt thread.  
even just for his name.
Title: Re: Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......
Post by: sweatboard on Aug 20, 2008, 07:04 PM
Quote
QuoteI think we need a Usain Bolt thread.  
even just for his name.

I don't like that idea, his name translates to...

U Sin A-lot B.  :o