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I don't know what this means!
QuoteI don't know what this means!
Hey, Girl!
my wag can find the sloshiest tooter through the thickest of thickets
Quotemy wag can find the sloshiest tooter through the thickest of thickets
Great! I'm glad for you!
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Great! I'm glad for you!
thats a great post right there that you just put up on the internet, girl!
Quotemy wag can find the sloshiest tooter through the thickest of thickets
I hope to experience Pantkeepountslawnge.
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thats a great post right there that you just put up on the internet, girl!
You are all so supportive!
Thank you!
My sister had a roommate in college named Ophelia
QuoteMy sister had a roommate in college named Ophelia
Maybe I'll see you in January, pal. :-/
QuoteMy sister had a roommate in college named Ophelia
Was she ugly?
Hey Ophelia, is that a Waterhouse? :)
QuoteHey Ophelia, is that a Waterhouse? :)
Great guess!
It's actually Paul Albert Steck
i want to get real sloppy with my girl Ophelia
Quotei want to get real sloppy with my girl Ophelia
What do you mean by this?
You should use a napkin!
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You should use a napkin!
Oh, He will don't worry.
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What do you mean by this?
You should use a napkin!
what do you want me to mean?
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what do you want me to mean?
That you want to eat spaghetti and get it all over your face with me!
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That you want to eat spaghetti and get it all over your face with me!
yes. tell me more
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yes. tell me more
And pour beer on our faces!
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And pour beer on our faces!
OH! So sloppy. we'd be a mess!
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OH! So sloppy. we'd be a mess!
I know!
Ophelia,
I think it should go like this:
Inbetween the mattress layers there stands an egg, within that egg, in teh egg shells I mean, you know the white, hard part that makes in difficult to penetrate teh egg, there's this milky, clear liquid, similar to a starch-water mixture, or globulal, which accordign to Dr. S is teh fourth element to inhabit the earth, he others being liquid (water, milk, other viscous fluids), solids, which are, you know, solid objects like tables or chairs or frozen liquids, perhaps, and gases, these being teh most free flowing of all teh elements, as the atoms bombard each other with no abandon, but globulals are a little bit of each of these elements, free-flowing adn solid and able to mold into any shaped container you insert them into, so when opening an egg, by cracking it against teh side of a metal bowl or orange juice pitcher, as my mother did when making scrambled eggs or buttermilk pancakes, which she cooked on a frying pan made of solid metal that heated pretty good, be sure to get all the egg out of there.
I like my eggs over easy!
QuoteI like my eggs over easy!
OMG GIRL!
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OMG GIRL!
Why do I feel like you are making fun of me?
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Why do I feel like you are making fun of me?
Please don't feel that way. :-/
I have been told you are one of the mean ones.
*struts*
QuoteI have been told you are one of the mean ones.
:-/
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:-/
You should prove them wrong!
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You should prove them wrong!
;D
That's a great way to start!
I would like to thank everyone for making me feel so welcome here. This is a wonderful community and I have seen arguments resolved and people become happy in the short time I have been here. Thank you again!
Things I associate with the name Ophelia (other than the old dude's play):
1) Opheeeellllliaaaaa, where have you gone?
Was it something that somebody said
Momma, you know we broke the rules
Was somebody up against the wall?
Honey, you know I die for youuuu!!!
Ashes of laughter, the coast is clear
Why do the best things always disappear
Like Opheeeelllliaaaaa
Please knock om my door
2) This little girl I know who's in the first grade and speaks three languages, two of them fluently.
3) Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead
I love that song!
me, too. And I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day thanks to you! :D
Quoteme, too. And I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day thanks to you! :D
This is not a bad thing!
*jello wrestles with ophelia*
Quote*jello wrestles with ophelia*
Oh my goodness!
This is so funny!
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Oh my goodness!
This is so funny!
it is hey!
i lovin this
People should ask questions in here since it already has my name!
QuotePeople should ask questions in here since it already has my name!
ok.
do you play the guitar? or any instruments?
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ok.
do you play the guitar? or any instruments?
I play guitar very badly! I only play for myself! I played voilin in grade school.
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I play guitar very badly! I only play for myself! I played voilin in grade school.
same here!
except for the violin part
ok.
next question
were you a cheer leader in HS?
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same here!
except for the violin part
ok.
next question
were you a cheer leader in HS?
I wanted to be one, but there were complicated reasons that I could not be.
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I wanted to be one, but there were complicated reasons that I could not be.
ok. didn't mean to pry
next
do you smoke pot?
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ok. didn't mean to pry
next
do you smoke pot?
No, I have never tried that.
How come you are the only one asking questions? Everyone seemed so curious about me!
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No, I have never tried that.
How come you are the only one asking questions? Everyone seemed so curious about me!
okay, I'm in. Are you greek?
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okay, I'm in. Are you greek?
No. I am American now. But I was not Greek before either.
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No. I am American now. But I was not Greek before either.
what were you before? Before what?
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what were you before? Before what?
I am Czech. Before I became a citizen I was not Greek.
Okay I'll jump in...
What's your favorite kind of cheese?
What is your most reliable news source?
If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind and why?
QuoteOkay I'll jump in...
What's your favorite kind of cheese?
What is your most reliable news source?
If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind and why?
It used to be Olomouc cheese, but now I love Colby.
I do not watch the news very much but sometimes I watch CNN.
I would rather be deaf I think. I would not want to miss visual beauty.
favorite sport?
Do you buy antiques?
describe your favorite pair of pants.
how long are your fingernails?
good at Math?
what do you think of bald guys with mustaches?
are you an artist?
i just realized i should have made my username Zspot
Quotei just realized i should have made my username Zspot
sweet.
you are naughty, zgirl!
Maybe you should start a thread where we ask you questions.
Quotefavorite sport?
Do you buy antiques?
describe your favorite pair of pants.
how long are your fingernails?
good at Math?
what do you think of bald guys with mustaches?
I do not like sports.
I do not buy antiques, but I have some from my family. They are very old ones brought down from generations.
I have some tan capri pants that I love to wear when it's not too cold.
They are medium length I suppose. I try to keep them polished nicely.
I am good at math! I love to do algebra!
Some of the men who are bald with mustaches are good looking. Most of them are not.
Quoteare you an artist?
I do some doodle work!
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sweet.
you are naughty, zgirl!
Maybe you should start a thread where we ask you questions.
that would be epic
but, i don't want to interrupt ophelia
DO you have a hand?
Open-faced or hoggie?
Do you own a BIKE?
How far have you traveled?
QuoteDO you have a hand?
Open-faced or hoggie?
Do you own a BIKE?
How far have you traveled?
I have two hands!
I do not understand this question? Open-faced sandwich?
I do own a bike. I ride it everywhere!
I have travelled thousands of miles!
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I have two hands!
:o
how long has the jacket rocked your world?
Quotehow long has the jacket rocked your world?
Only for around one year.
This is fun! You were right Golden Shores!
I put Golden Showers, this made me laugh hard.
where abouts are you from?
What do you call home?
Where do you hang your hat?
QuoteThis is fun! You were right Golden Shores!
I put Golden Showers, this made me laugh hard.
;)
What do you think of clowns? Birds?
Favorite smell.
Quotewhere abouts are you from?
What do you call home?
Where do you hang your hat?
My family is from Prague
I am now living in California.
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;)
What do you think of clowns? Birds?
Favorite smell.
I do not like clowns so much. Sometimes the dolls are nice but not often. Birds are alright sometimes too. It depends on what bird.
My favorite smells are from perfumes or cologne. They can remind you of people you love and might miss.
what's your middle name?
Quotewhat's your middle name?
Eliska
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Eliska
that's sexy. What else about you is sexy?
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that's sexy. What else about you is sexy?
This is a funny question! I am not qualified to say!
do you like bob dylan?
what is your favorite band other than mmj?
Quotedo you like bob dylan?
what is your favorite band other than mmj?
I love Bob Dylan very much!
There are many, but I would say Talking Heads!
OLD SCHOOL! Nice pic! Very unconventional.
aMillionDreams is doing some "internet scouting", folks.
;D
QuoteaMillionDreams is doing some "internet scouting", folks.
;D
;D
Anyone who digs Dylan is alright by me!
do you like to cook?
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I love Bob Dylan very much!
There are many, but I would say Talking Heads!
would you wear a big suit?
Quotedo you like to cook?
Cooking is fun. Do you like to clean?
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would you wear a big suit?
No, they are not very complementing!
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No, they are not very complementing!
this answer disappoints me. :-/
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this answer disappoints me. :-/
I am not David Byrne and I would never dare try to fit in his shoes!
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Cooking is fun. Do you like to clean?
you've read my mind. What's on tonight?
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you've read my mind. What's on tonight?
I don't know yet! I may have to go shopping.
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I am not David Byrne and I would never dare try to fit in his shoes!
thats acceptable, you should wear a big suit at least once, though.
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thats acceptable, you should wear a big suit at least once, though.
O.K. maybe just once!
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O.K. maybe just once!
take pictures!
ok
do you like pudding?
is prague a fun city to visit?
did you ever think youd get this much attention on a MMJ board?
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My family is from Prague
I Love Prague!
I love the whole Czech Republic! Cesky Krumlov is just about heaven!
I had 2 girlfriends from Czech, one named Blanka, one named Lenka ;D
Quoteok
do you like pudding?
I do love chocolate pudding!
Quoteis prague a fun city to visit?
Yes, very much. I have not been there in many years, but I remember it very fondly. Especially when the seasons and colors change! I'm hopefully going back for a visit next year to see my grandmother.
Quotedid you ever think youd get this much attention on a MMJ board?
No! I am quite surprised!
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I Love Prague!
I love the whole Czech Republic! Cesky Krumlov is just about heaven!
I had 2 girlfriends from Czech, one named Blanka, one named Lenka ;D
My grandmother lives very close to there!
haha, you haven't even been registered 24 hours and you've almost got a hundred posts
you're almost a senior member sr.
your member is growing.
Quotehaha, you haven't even been registered 24 hours and you've almost got a hundred posts
you're almost a senior member sr.
your member is growing.
My member is growing! Oh my!
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My member is growing! Oh my!
LOL!
bump!
Quotebump!
Are these necroposts part of your Halloween mood?