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Title: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 07, 2008, 11:14 AM
[link=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/debates/3394545/Oxford-compiles-list-of-top-ten-irritating-phrases.html]Oxford compiles list of top ten irritating phrases...[/link]

1 - At the end of the day

2 - Fairly unique

3 - I personally

4 - At this moment in time

5 - With all due respect

6 - Absolutely

7 - It's a nightmare

8 - Shouldn't of

9 - 24/7

10 - It's not rocket science
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 07, 2008, 11:22 AM
And putting this at the end of a sentence should have been retired 10 years ago: "Not."

Here's another one: "To be perfectly honest with you."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: purvis9876 on Nov 07, 2008, 11:29 AM
Either of these:

needless to say

it goes without saying
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: easy way on Nov 07, 2008, 11:33 AM
QuoteAnd putting this at the end of a sentence should have been retired 10 years ago: "Not."

Here's another one: "To be perfectly honest with you."

Yeah. If now you're trying to be 'perfectly honest with me', then the rest of the time you're completely full of shit?

....that has always bugged me too.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 07, 2008, 11:37 AM
Quote
QuoteAnd putting this at the end of a sentence should have been retired 10 years ago: "Not."

Here's another one: "To be perfectly honest with you."

Yeah. If now you're trying to be 'perfectly honest with me', then the rest of the time you're completely full of shit?

....that has always bugged me too.

Exactly.

And here's another one: "To tell you the truth."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Crispy on Nov 07, 2008, 11:44 AM
"I hate to tell you this, but..."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 07, 2008, 11:50 AM
" trust me "

" I love you "    when it's over used.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: mjkoehler on Nov 07, 2008, 12:48 PM
Wow, I hear all of those at work, multiple times a day...including the I love you.  :-/
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 07, 2008, 01:06 PM
As grossly over-used music related phrases go, these two bug me the most:

"I was blown away" or "They blew me away".
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Nov 07, 2008, 01:16 PM
in other words...
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 07, 2008, 01:19 PM
My boss' favorite phrase is "very obviously"...
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 07, 2008, 01:27 PM
Another one:

"That's the way I roll."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Coltrane on Nov 07, 2008, 01:43 PM
QuoteEither of these:

needless to say

it goes without saying

Holy shit, those drive me crazy!!!!!!!


if it's needless to say, then why the hell are you saying it!!!

Confound this language!!!
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 07, 2008, 01:45 PM
 hypothetically speaking

your cancer is terminal

my face melted

Baby Daddy or Baby Mama

It's my way or the highway



Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Nov 07, 2008, 02:11 PM
 I fucked your wife.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: purvis9876 on Nov 07, 2008, 02:29 PM
QuoteI fucked your wife.

Quite irritating.  ;D
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Nov 07, 2008, 02:32 PM
I love/hate when someone wants to sound intelligent but they say "irregardless" without even comprehending it isn't even a word.  But I digress in this "buzz word bingo" thread.

"Where the rubber meets the road"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: TheBigChicken on Nov 07, 2008, 04:36 PM
can we still be friends....ouch
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Taterbug on Nov 07, 2008, 05:00 PM
Oops... my rubber broke.

I'm 2 weeks late.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Angry Ewok on Nov 07, 2008, 05:09 PM
Woah.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: BH on Nov 07, 2008, 05:17 PM
QuoteI fucked your wife.

;D  I'm so tired of hearing that!   ;D



The other night on 2-1/2 men the kid, can't remember his name, said "31" instead of 24/7.   As in 24+7.   I thought that was funny...
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: tenn on Nov 07, 2008, 05:47 PM
110%
or
200%

pretty much any # that's not 100%.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: TheBigChicken on Nov 07, 2008, 06:52 PM
QuoteOops... my rubber broke.

I'm 2 weeks late.
have to admit...those suck :-[
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 07, 2008, 08:34 PM
My boss loves to say, 'It shouldn't take you too long to finish this.'

>:(
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: easy way on Nov 07, 2008, 10:17 PM
Quote

" I love you "    when it's over used.

"Ain't it strange
How everbody says I love you
Ain't it a shame
How a word can't tell you more than words can say"...dr. dog
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Penny Lane on Nov 08, 2008, 12:03 AM
QuoteI love/hate when someone wants to sound intelligent but they say "irregardless" without even comprehending it isn't even a word.  But I digress in this "buzz word bingo" thread.

"Where the rubber meets the road"


MMJF--i've posted on here before, "irregardless" is such a pet peeve!!

also, "get home safe" or "drive home safe!" -----!!! it's SAFELY!!!!!!

also, lately someone's been saying 'be well' to me over email--WTF--that is NOT an expression!??
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Penny Lane on Nov 08, 2008, 12:04 AM
QuoteMy boss loves to say, 'It shouldn't take you too long to finish this.'

>:(

yours too? that is when they drop a sh*tload of work on you, too!! "this shouldn't take you long"  or they say on their way out "don't stay here all night" (it's like, gee, why didn't i think of that?)
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 08, 2008, 09:18 AM
Quote
QuoteMy boss loves to say, 'It shouldn't take you too long to finish this.'

>:(

yours too? that is when they drop a sh*tload of work on you, too!! "this shouldn't take you long"  or they say on their way out "don't stay here all night" (it's like, gee, why didn't i think of that?)

Ouch, I've never received the 'don't stay here all night' line. There should be some kind of alarm that sounds when people use certain phrases too much.  :)
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 08, 2008, 09:24 AM
Let's retire this one too: "Blah blah blah..."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: mjkoehler on Nov 08, 2008, 09:53 AM
Quote
Quote
QuoteMy boss loves to say, 'It shouldn't take you too long to finish this.'

>:(

yours too? that is when they drop a sh*tload of work on you, too!! "this shouldn't take you long"  or they say on their way out "don't stay here all night" (it's like, gee, why didn't i think of that?)

Ouch, I've never received the 'don't stay here all night' line. There should be some kind of alarm that sounds when people use certain phrases too much.  :)
My boss does this too :-[
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ItStillJaimoe on Nov 08, 2008, 10:02 AM
"You know what I mean?"
"You know what I'm saying?"

A couple of Americanisms: "I tell you what" - although I like it when Hank Hill says it.

"Where's that at?"

One (of many) Canadian phrases I want retired: "No doubt about it."
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: The DARK on Nov 08, 2008, 11:12 AM
"Its complicated"  really gets on my nerves, especially considering how much I hear it at school. >:(
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: purvis9876 on Nov 08, 2008, 06:38 PM
"Your credit card has been declined".... It's up in the air as to what that really means anyway.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Nov 08, 2008, 08:07 PM
[size=24]YOUR MOM[/size]
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: megalicious on Nov 09, 2008, 11:33 AM
same difference
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Penny Lane on Nov 09, 2008, 12:41 PM
people in the northeast say "Get ON line" instead of saying "Get in line"

..also when people use "literally" in front of every sentence when they don't mean it literally...



Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Grateful Chabo on Nov 19, 2008, 10:47 PM
"pimpin aint easy" which the occupation probably is but i hate this fuckin saying
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: FACE on Nov 20, 2008, 03:51 PM
QuoteLet's retire this one too: "Blah blah blah..."

i like that one most hahaha
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: FACE on Nov 20, 2008, 03:51 PM
"like"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: The DARK on Nov 20, 2008, 03:59 PM
"I forget"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Nov 20, 2008, 04:36 PM
I think my least favorite "phrase" is the misuse of whenever in place of when. "Whenever" is a recurring or non-specific temporal reference. "When" has specifics involved. If you're telling me about your sister visiting you that one particular time last week, it is not "Whenever my sister came over last weekend." This one seriously drives me batshit crazy.

Also, when I moved to Chicago, I had never heard "I know, right?" before. It got me into a tizzy for a while.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: purvis9876 on Nov 20, 2008, 07:18 PM
QuoteI think my least favorite "phrase" is the misuse of whenever in place of when. "Whenever" is a recurring or non-specific temporal reference. "When" has specifics involved. If you're telling me about your sister visiting you that one particular time last week, it is not "Whenever my sister came over last weekend." This one seriously drives me batshit crazy.

Also, when I moved to Chicago, I had never heard "I know, right?" before. It got me into a tizzy for a while.

I always have trouble when it comes to knowing which instances use "farther" and which use "further".  :-/
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: mjkoehler on Nov 20, 2008, 08:42 PM
"I'm Late"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: kyjed48 on Nov 20, 2008, 08:55 PM
I hate when people speak in questions and then answer themselves.  I've noticed a lot of commentators doing this on the news lately.

Example: "Is the financial bailout really going to stimulate the economy?  Of course it is." "But, does anyone know the answer? Not particularly"

Damn that gets annoying!

Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 23, 2008, 03:39 PM
I'm a cook and so I hate the phrase "their food was ice cold" witch is pretty much impossible. Ice cold is the most exaggerated phrase.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: mjkoehler on Dec 03, 2008, 10:51 PM
"throwing (insert someones name here) under the bus"

I fucking here this all the time at work.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Jon T. on Dec 03, 2008, 11:22 PM
"Row Tad"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Dec 05, 2008, 01:18 PM
"Cheatriots"
"Patsies"
and all the other jealous, fallacious bile spewed by haters of the New England Patriots--THE TEAM OF THE 21ST CENTURY--because they can't accept how dominant they've been!
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: purvis9876 on Dec 05, 2008, 01:26 PM
"So on and so forth"
I would rather people just say etcetera.
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Taterbug on Dec 05, 2008, 03:09 PM
" your services are no longer needed"  
" bail out "

Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Crispy on Dec 05, 2008, 03:17 PM
"Have a seat"
Title: Re: Top Ten Irritating Phrases
Post by: Taterbug on Dec 05, 2008, 04:02 PM
" punchin the clown "   aka - jerkin off