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Title: Death Row Dinner
Post by: Paulie_Walnuts on Jan 24, 2009, 02:49 PM
It's your last night on Death Row. You can have one last meal before you are executed. You can have one starter, one main course, one dessert, and one drink to wash it all down with.

What's it going to be?

Dressed crab

English Roast dinner - chicken, potatoes, parsnips, carrots, cabbage, gravy (cooked by my mother-in-law)

Tarte Tatin with single cream

1 litre of Hoegaarden beer
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: goose on Jan 24, 2009, 02:59 PM
Arugula Salad with Balsamic Dressing

manicotti with handmade noodles (Stuffed with shrimp and crab)

Chocolate molten lava cake

Wash it down with a great italian red
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: capt. scotty on Jan 24, 2009, 04:26 PM
cajun grilled jumbo shrimp

chicken parmigiana with angel hair pasta in a pomodoro sauce

double fudge brownies

750 mL bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: mjkoehler on Jan 24, 2009, 06:13 PM
Beef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: capt. scotty on Jan 24, 2009, 06:31 PM
QuoteBeef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert

Ive never heard of your Canadian potatoes or the other ones....duck fat?  :-?
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: mjkoehler on Jan 24, 2009, 06:40 PM
Quote
QuoteBeef Wellington
Mashed Yukon potatos or potatos roasted in duck fat
Spicy Glazed Carrots
a bottle of a strong zesty red like a shiraz
a pint or 3 of Guinness
Pastel Tres con Leches for dessert

Ive never heard of your Canadian potatoes or the other ones....duck fat?  :-?
Never heard of Yukon Gold's? So tasty. Yeah duck fat is almost a seperate food group along with pork/bacon fat. Seriously, potatoes in duck fat is DY-NO-MITE. There is a resturant not to far from my work that has frites made in duck fat. Talk about decadent.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: capt. scotty on Jan 24, 2009, 09:44 PM
Oh...so youre just saying a certain type of potato, just mashed....gotcha...I thought it was like mashed potatoes with Molson and ham or something
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: Penny Lane on Jan 25, 2009, 01:00 AM
all you can eat buffet that way you'd never have to die as long as you're eating (didn't you see this on comedy central? they did a whole skit about it---i can't remember the name of that show)
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: xmascriminal on Jan 25, 2009, 01:38 AM
Mac and Cheese
BBQ Ribs
Pork Chops
Fried Chicken Livers (from The Praline Connection in New Orleans)
Mashed Potatoes w/ Blue Cheese
Virgil's Root Beer (Many cases)
Big pitcher of Toasted Almonds (Kahlua, Disaronno, cream and ice)
Cannolis (Ricotta, not whipped cream damn it)
Key Lime Pie

And a pardon, immediate release and apology.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: el_chode on Jan 25, 2009, 11:40 AM
i don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: goose on Jan 25, 2009, 03:18 PM
That site is hilarious man.  They even have Merch.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: chuckooo on Jan 29, 2009, 07:27 PM
Do you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: mjkoehler on Jan 29, 2009, 07:31 PM
QuoteDo you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?
or order up hash brownies.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: xmascriminal on Jan 29, 2009, 07:34 PM
QuoteDo you think you could ask to take a couple hits before you get executed?

If they did, where do you think would they get it? Evidence room?
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: aMillionDreams on Jan 30, 2009, 08:04 AM
Country Fried Steak
Mashed Potatoes with the skins on
Country Green Beans
Cornbread (from the cast iron skillet)
Fresh Corn on the Cob
White Sausage Gravy all over the steak and potatoes
Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: searchinbig on Jan 30, 2009, 08:06 AM

Hot Dog and a  [smiley=beer.gif]    ;D

I think I've eaten enough of those two to already put me on Death Row!
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: pawpaw on Jan 30, 2009, 01:32 PM
Carnitas, extra roasty, extra crackly
2 pastor tacos, topped with cilantro and diced onion
Refried beans topped with cheese and mexican style rice
Pico de Gallo and guacamole
Fresh corn tortillas
Fresh, sliced avacodo and tomato
Grilled green onions
Fresh watermelon and peaches

2 bottles of Bohemia
2 shots of Agave Dos Mil Reposado
Coffee, black
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: TEO on Jan 30, 2009, 01:50 PM
shrimp cocktail
chopped salad
beef steak/venison chops
corn on cob
cantaloupe
vanilla ice cream on top of warm brownie
IPA's
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: LEATHER KID on Jan 30, 2009, 04:47 PM
Quotei don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.
How about that guy down the page that ordered Kraft Mac and Chee and beef flavored Rice a Roni .   What the hell was he thinkin'?  I'm guessing he should have plead insanity at the trial.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: el_chode on Jan 30, 2009, 10:44 PM
Quote
Quotei don't know if this site is still updated, butt...

//www.deadmaneating.com

it's a list of real-world last meals.

i'd probably go with something full of cheese, milk, broccoli, and onions, that way as they fry me/incapacitate my muscles i'd leave them one last crime against humanity.
How about that guy down the page that ordered Kraft Mac and Chee and beef flavored Rice a Roni .   What the hell was he thinkin'?  I'm guessing he should have plead insanity at the trial.

My favorite is the gay dude who stabbed his lover in the throat with a screwdriver and ordered the most meticulous meal ever, something like filet mignon wrapped in bacon with scallions and braised shrimp and all the fixins, all cooked medium rare
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: Ruckus on Feb 03, 2009, 12:07 AM
Whatever Grant Achatz would make me
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: Dudley on Feb 03, 2009, 01:41 PM
This topic is fucked up but, I love my food..
16 oz Delmonico steak medium rare
Bakers potatoes
Seared Foie Gras w/ brandy currant sauce
Grilled asparagus
Greek salad
Creme Brule'
Faygo Rock n Rye
Pack of Newports
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: mjkoehler on Feb 03, 2009, 08:19 PM
QuoteThis topic is fucked up but, I love my food..
16 oz Delmonico steak medium rare
Bakers potatoes
Seared Foie Gras w/ brandy currant sauce
Grilled asparagus
Greek salad
Creme Brule'
Faygo Rock n Rye
Pack of Newports
I like the way you roll!
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: kydiddle on Feb 03, 2009, 10:32 PM
Forget the last meal, I'd find someone to have sex with. Or maybe sex and a sandwich like George Costanza.
Title: Re: Death Row Dinner
Post by: capt. scotty on Feb 03, 2009, 11:01 PM
QuoteForget the last meal, I'd find someone to have sex with. Or maybe sex and a sandwich like George Costanza.

Pastrami is easily the most sensuous of all the cured meats  :-*