Anyone have anything good to share from today?
My mom is convinced my fiance is preggers
QuoteAnyone have anything good to share from today?
My mom is convinced my fiance is preggers
Does it make her happy or not?
Nothing has happened to me all day, but I'm kinda glad
love dog told me a hilarious tale; i'm still MFROFLOL.
Quotelove dog told me a hilarious tale; i'm still MFROFLOL.
You're GDRYAYMFBA!
This one time my kids shook up a can of beer so much that when I had finally opened it a it exploded in my face. I spent several months in the hospital in a coma.
Oh wait, that was Homer Simpson. my bad!
I don't have one from this year. A fews years back I told my mom that I had been lying to her. I told her I had flunked out of school and I didn't have a job lined up when I got done. I had just got done being on "Retirement." She was walking through Target and had to stop because she was about to faint. I then threw out the April fool's and she was about ready to kick my ass.
I rearranged my roommate's room with a friend and our other roommate. We moved everything counter-clockwise. And I was the one who stayed up late enough to hear her reaction of : YOU BITCH! I just laughed in her face.
:D