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Title: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 08, 2009, 04:10 PM
Blow Job.


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Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: el_chode on Nov 08, 2009, 04:16 PM
Monsters of Folk


[size=8]/more like Masters of Folk[/size]
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 08, 2009, 05:08 PM
Football
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 08, 2009, 05:19 PM
QuoteFootball


(http://www.sacbee.com/static/live/user_photo/lg_high_school_football_6571.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: sweatboard on Nov 08, 2009, 05:20 PM
QuoteMonsters of Folk


[size=8]/more like Masters of Folk[/size]



(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sUtyx4_Y8PM/Ssu4aTmg_GI/AAAAAAAACmo/dlXAH41Amo4/s400/monsters-of-folk-2009.jpg)

(http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/images/album-Kiss-Dynasty.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 08, 2009, 05:51 PM
killer whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: The DARK on Nov 08, 2009, 10:37 PM
QuoteBlow Job.


(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/b/e/bbe852b35b30020eba108436a556cdfc.jpg)


Suddenly I get the first post in the other thread  ;D
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 09, 2009, 03:11 AM
Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: Paulie_Walnuts on Nov 09, 2009, 06:48 AM
I was in a shop the other day and there was a special edition "bookazine" for some shitty boy band being advertised.

What the fuck is a bookazine? Is it too many pages for a magazine, but not enough for a book?
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: jones on Nov 09, 2009, 08:52 AM
- Apartment; they are actually quite close together.
- Driveway; you park on this.
- Parkway; you drive on this.  Although I haved been parked on this when I lived in Atlanta.
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: el_chode on Nov 09, 2009, 08:59 AM
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Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 09, 2009, 09:30 AM
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Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)
My bad  :-[

Sincerely, Sigourney Weaver (the inferior host of the US version of Planet Earth)

(http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sigourney-weaver.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: el_chode on Nov 09, 2009, 09:35 AM
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Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)
My bad  :-[

Sincerely, Sigourney Weaver (the inferior host of the US version of Planet Earth)

(http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sigourney-weaver.jpg)

Don't apologize, it wasn't a correction so much as supplementary information.

Sincerely, Choder, the guy who wishes he was on a submarine in blue planet

(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs263.snc1/9018_134504664876_683139876_2574272_5628053_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: Paulie_Walnuts on Nov 09, 2009, 10:14 AM
I like the way you set us up there Choder. Just so you could impart your knowledge of cetaceans.

Nice work  ;D
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: el_chode on Nov 09, 2009, 10:22 AM
QuoteI like the way you set us up there Choder. Just so you could impart your knowledge of cetaceans.

Nice work  ;D

I was a oceanology major for a semester
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: dragonboy on Nov 09, 2009, 11:11 AM
The False Killer Whale - that's a name that has always made me smile.
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 09, 2009, 11:17 AM
(http://www.tcnj.edu/~pa/news/2009/images/bluesmartcarJPG.jpg)

nothing smart about driving a golf cart on the NJ parkway

EDIT:
maybe i stand corrected?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJHpUO-S0i8[/media]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJHpUO-S0i8
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: Ruckus on Nov 09, 2009, 11:36 AM
Indian

(http://www.old-picture.com/indians/pictures/Crow-Indian.jpg)

Taco

(http://www.canyoninnsportsbar.com/attachments/Image/taco.jpg)

Guinea PIG  ;)

(http://latinopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/guinea-pig-sports-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Nov 09, 2009, 04:51 PM
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Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)

Killer whales aren't really whales?
Sincerely,
Steve Zissou, superior host of the Steve Zissou Show.

(http://www.abc.net.au/tasmania/stories/m1055872.jpg)


Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Nov 09, 2009, 05:26 PM
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Quote
Quote
Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)

Killer whales aren't really whales?
Sincerely,
Steve Zissou, superior host of the Steve Zissou Show.

(http://www.abc.net.au/tasmania/stories/m1055872.jpg)



bill murray was at the united palace theater MOF show on friday  :)
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: el_chode on Nov 09, 2009, 06:58 PM
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Quote
Quote
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Quotekiller whales


(http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/shamu_tom.jpg)

Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/A/htmlA/attenborough/attenboroughIMAGE/attenborough.jpg)

Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg)

Killer whales aren't really whales?
Sincerely,
Steve Zissou, superior host of the Steve Zissou Show.

(http://www.abc.net.au/tasmania/stories/m1055872.jpg)



bill murray was at the united palace theater MOF show on friday  :)

We call them "pirates" out here
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 10, 2009, 09:45 AM
Intercourse, PA
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: capt. scotty on Nov 10, 2009, 01:01 PM
Blow

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Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: capt. scotty on Nov 10, 2009, 01:01 PM
QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: jones on Nov 10, 2009, 02:08 PM
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QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: capt. scotty on Nov 10, 2009, 02:27 PM
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QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?

How could I forget Middlesex, PA?!
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 10, 2009, 03:24 PM
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QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?

How could I forget Middlesex, PA?!

HA! I chose only one to give others a chance to contribute. My brother owns a hat that says in HUGE letters:

I <3 INTERCOURSEPA
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: pawpaw on Nov 10, 2009, 06:58 PM
There's nothing 'Country Club' about a 40 of malt liquor...I think their target customers changed over the years! ;D

(http://www.taverntrove.com/beerpics/Goetz-Country-Club-Malt-Liquor-Paper-Ads-M-K-Goetz-Brewing-Company_14759-1.jpg)

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Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: mjkoehler on Nov 10, 2009, 08:22 PM
Nothing that costs $2.19 is "country club".  
Title: Re: Inappropriately named things….
Post by: kydiddle on Nov 10, 2009, 10:01 PM
QuoteNothing that costs $2.19 is "country club".  

Laugh out loud!  ;D