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Title: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 01, 2010, 02:17 AM
Have you ever wanted to have sex with a vagina before?
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Post by: AMightyCaporal on Mar 01, 2010, 09:00 AM
you mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?
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Post by: Penny Lane on Mar 01, 2010, 09:04 AM
Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

;D

sticky, you were on a tear last night!
Title: Re: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: Ghosts_on_TV on Mar 01, 2010, 10:20 AM
You could always get like, a fleshlight or something. I read somewhere that you could buy a sex robot for like, 10 grand or so that actually talks to you and shit. I got to thinking that'd I'd probably pay more if it didn't talk to me...
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Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 01, 2010, 10:43 AM
wake up the gimp
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Post by: Penny Lane on Mar 01, 2010, 11:04 AM
reminds me of this episode of 30 Rock:

(http://www.ohlalamag.com/.a/6a00e54fb7301c88340120a79cc38b970b-800wi)
Title: Re: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: jones on Mar 01, 2010, 11:15 AM
allowed
Title: Re: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: jones on Mar 01, 2010, 11:15 AM
Quotereminds me of this episode of 30 Rock:

(http://www.ohlalamag.com/.a/6a00e54fb7301c88340120a79cc38b970b-800wi)


James Franco looked so messed up in that episode.  I want to go to there.
Title: Re: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: pawpaw on Mar 01, 2010, 12:23 PM
You mean coitus?
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Post by: Crispy on Mar 01, 2010, 12:40 PM
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Thanks for breaking the spelling nazi taboo there. I was going to ask sticky how the present tense of that word would be spelled...
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Post by: jones on Mar 01, 2010, 12:46 PM
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Thanks for breaking the spelling nazi taboo there. I was going to ask sticky how the present tense if that word would be spelled...

Something like this: alou.  I think that the word has french origins.
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Post by: jones on Mar 01, 2010, 12:47 PM
Sticky, you are quite entertaining. [smiley=beer.gif]
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Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 01, 2010, 01:14 PM
QuoteYou mean coitus?

I'm not sure maybe. is that the same thing as vaginal intercourse?
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Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 01, 2010, 01:15 PM
Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.
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Post by: capt. scotty on Mar 01, 2010, 01:17 PM
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
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Post by: Jon T. on Mar 01, 2010, 01:39 PM
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QuoteYou mean coitus?

I'm not sure maybe. is that the same thing as vaginal intercourse?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.   ;D
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Post by: AMightyCaporal on Mar 01, 2010, 03:06 PM
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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...
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Post by: jones on Mar 01, 2010, 03:46 PM
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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

The instant I read this post I starting hearing 'Eye Of Vagina' a la 'Eye Of The Tiger' in my head.  

This is one messed up thread.
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Post by: AMightyCaporal on Mar 01, 2010, 04:15 PM
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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

The instant I read this post I starting hearing 'Eye Of Vagina' a la 'Eye Of The Tiger' in my head.  

This is one messed up thread.
;D

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Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 01, 2010, 07:03 PM
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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

Vagina's are captivating creatures.  Their Frothy mouths dripping ooze into oblivion.  Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have a labia minora and majora.  But only sometimes.
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Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 01, 2010, 07:12 PM
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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

The instant I read this post I starting hearing 'Eye Of Vagina' a la 'Eye Of The Tiger' in my head.  

This is one messed up thread.

When I first read that I thought it said "Ear of the Vagina".
Title: Re: I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...
Post by: Murph on Mar 01, 2010, 11:23 PM
QuoteLook, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

Whats this from Capt??
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Post by: capt. scotty on Mar 02, 2010, 04:22 PM
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QuoteLook, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

Whats this from Capt??

1 minute in....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qocqqifz6_s&feature=related[/media]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qocqqifz6_s&feature=related
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Post by: Murph on Mar 02, 2010, 05:05 PM
YESSS!!! that was bothering me that i couldnt put my finger on it......

btw RIP Bernie Mac....he was the fucking man
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Post by: dcdub on Mar 04, 2010, 10:00 AM
"That's right, you ain't going to... s-h-i-t right for a month."
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