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Title: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 05, 2010, 09:44 AM
http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/05/sean-penn-tells-cbs-sunday-morning-he-wants-his-critics-to-die-screaming-of-rectal-cancer/     I REALLY like his movies...At Close Range,Sweet and Lowdown,Bad Boys,etc.     but c'mon dude. get over yourself..live by the sword and die by the sword.....you are a C-E-L-E-B-R-I-T-Y...no matter how many good things you do people will always be critical. For this my good man I nominate you my daily Butt-Hole. Do you have one ?
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Ruckus on Mar 05, 2010, 10:04 AM
I don't want to jump to any conclusions because the good details of this story have yet to be confirmed but I gotta go with good 'ole Roy Ashburn.

I say bravo!  

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/04/anti-gay-lawmaker-reportedly-gay-club-dui-arrest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fpolitics+%2528Text+-+Politics%2529
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 05, 2010, 10:28 AM
here's Roy ! http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/03/05/anti-gay-politician-roy-ashburn-catches-dui-leaving-gay-club/   Roy looks a little loaded
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: pawpaw on Mar 05, 2010, 11:23 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XIpHeSG-lCQ/SXja1iayHUI/AAAAAAAAAx8/gJuIJRsb5_8/s400/asterisk.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 05, 2010, 11:33 AM
Quote(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XIpHeSG-lCQ/SXja1iayHUI/AAAAAAAAAx8/gJuIJRsb5_8/s400/asterisk.jpg)
so now you have the sun and the moon....don't hijack this thread bbill >:( ;D
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: pawpaw on Mar 05, 2010, 11:46 AM
OK, OK, sorry man. ;D It's just, whenever I see the word butthole I think of that funny little Vonnegut sketch.

My REAL butthole of the day is Anthem Blue Cross of CA.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14501370
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: AlwxanderD10 on Mar 05, 2010, 03:10 PM
I coulda swore this was gonna be one of sticky's threads before I read it ;D
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: jones on Mar 05, 2010, 03:21 PM
QuoteI coulda swore this was gonna be one of sticky's threads before I read it ;D

You just made me crack up!  The title does have kind of a Sticky vibe to it.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: BH on Mar 05, 2010, 11:12 PM
sticky vibes and buttholes.  where am I?

;D
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 05, 2010, 11:46 PM
Quotehttp://dailycaller.com/2010/03/05/sean-penn-tells-cbs-sunday-morning-he-wants-his-critics-to-die-screaming-of-rectal-cancer/     I REALLY like his movies...At Close Range,Sweet and Lowdown,Bad Boys,etc.     but c'mon dude. get over yourself..live by the sword and die by the sword.....you are a C-E-L-E-B-R-I-T-Y...no matter how many good things you do people will always be critical. For this my good man I nominate you my daily Butt-Hole. Do you have one ?

;D Sean Penn is horrible.  I'll never forget him cruising in the aftermath of Katrina with a Gun and a Boat looking for survivors while getting followed by the paparazzi.  He's almost as bad as Bono or John Mayer.  But for me right now the ultimate loser is John Mayer and all that he stands for and I felt this way before he dropped the N bomb.  I don't even care about that to be honest, it just confirms how much he blows even more.  

John Mayer Takes It in the Butt-Hole.  If I were to describe him with adjectives Butthole would be a lead-in to something much much worse.  My hatred for this person is unhealthy.  I'm so diluted with hate that I believe John Mayer being famous is exactly what's wrong with music today.  The dudes a straight up sell out poser who sold his soul to ryan seacrest.  He's more emo than conor, or the emoest of the emo.  He's like the anti-musician.  His ego is sickening because he can't back it up.  oh fuck it.  God damn that fucking butt-hole ass fuck dick sucking piece of monkey shit that he eats daily while fucking himself in his own ass with a King Kong extra large black dildo, gritting and grinding his teeth while he takes it up his huge blown out sphincter crying and laughing as the ass blood drips onto to his 500,000dollar Persian rug.  "I had to make pop music so I could play the blues", me "but john you're a pussy" him "but I love the blues soo soo much, especially 12-bar blues", me "...(kneeling nut punch dropping John Mayer instantly)".

end scene.

thank you and may John Mayer burn in the 9th circle of hell that Dante describes, souls crying frozen tears as they eat eachothers skulls and brains.  May you rest there with Judas, John.  
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 05, 2010, 11:52 PM
QuoteI coulda swore this was gonna be one of sticky's threads before I read it ;D

HEY! what's that suppose to mean? are you saying I like buttholes?
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Crispy on Mar 06, 2010, 12:06 AM
Quote
Quotehttp://dailycaller.com/2010/03/05/sean-penn-tells-cbs-sunday-morning-he-wants-his-critics-to-die-screaming-of-rectal-cancer/     I REALLY like his movies...At Close Range,Sweet and Lowdown,Bad Boys,etc.     but c'mon dude. get over yourself..live by the sword and die by the sword.....you are a C-E-L-E-B-R-I-T-Y...no matter how many good things you do people will always be critical. For this my good man I nominate you my daily Butt-Hole. Do you have one ?

;D Sean Penn is horrible.  I'll never forget him cruising in the aftermath of Katrina with a Gun and a Boat looking for survivors while getting followed by the paparazzi.  He's almost as bad as Bono or John Mayer.  But for me right now the ultimate loser is John Mayer and all that he stands for and I felt this way before he dropped the N bomb.  I don't even care about that to be honest, it just confirms how much he blows even more.  

John Mayer Takes It in the Butt-Hole.  If I were to describe him with adjectives Butthole would be a lead-in to something much much worse.  My hatred for this person is unhealthy.  I'm so diluted with hate that I believe John Mayer being famous is exactly what's wrong with music today.  The dudes a straight up sell out poser who sold his soul to ryan seacrest.  He's more emo than conor, or the emoest of the emo.  He's like the anti-musician.  His ego is sickening because he can't back it up.  oh fuck it.  God damn that fucking butt-hole ass fuck dick sucking piece of monkey shit that he eats daily while fucking himself in his own ass with a King Kong extra large black dildo, gritting and grinding his teeth while he takes it up his huge blown out sphincter crying and laughing as the ass blood drips onto to his 500,000dollar Persian rug.  "I had to make pop music so I could play the blues", me "but john you're a pussy" him "but I love the blues soo soo much, especially 12-bar blues", me "...(kneeling nut punch dropping John Mayer instantly)".

end scene.

thank you and may John Mayer burn in the 9th circle of hell that Dante describes, souls crying frozen tears as they eat eachothers skulls and brains.  May you rest there with Judas, John.  
/uneasy, stunned laughter/
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 06, 2010, 12:20 AM
rock on CrispYY.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Crispy on Mar 06, 2010, 01:58 AM
Quoterock on CrispYY.
I think you may have been rocking something similar to what I've been rocking.

Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Ruckus on Mar 06, 2010, 10:03 AM
QuoteOK, OK, sorry man. ;D It's just, whenever I see the word butthole I think of that funny little Vonnegut sketch.

My REAL butthole of the day is Anthem Blue Cross of CA.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14501370

This class action may set an important precedent if it succeeds.  Sometimes class action lawyers do have good intentions. ::)
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: jones on Mar 11, 2010, 05:18 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0311101wyclef1.html
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Penny Lane on Mar 11, 2010, 05:34 PM
Quotehttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0311101wyclef1.html

..to be a fly on the wall at one of those board of directors' meetings
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: ALady on Mar 11, 2010, 06:00 PM
Ughhhhh.  That's terrible.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: jones on Mar 12, 2010, 09:02 AM
It's really surprising to see exactly where a lot of the well-known "good cause" money goes...
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 15, 2010, 01:07 PM
http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/15/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest/    it's everything that's wrong with this country. To quote the wise Dean Wormer , "fat and stupid is no way to go through life son"
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 25, 2010, 09:31 PM
I was just playing with my butt-hole so I figured I'd post in this thread.

Politics are pissing me off right now really bad.  They're a butt-hole but not as big of a butt-hole as all these negative crazies out there.  The repubs strategy this election is to spread fear to the weak minded, poor people and if you're rich or an elitist they appeal to your ego.  fuck the democrats to, what a bunch of pussies.  fuck the "news" networks.  fuck the tea parties.  man they are serious butt-holes.  

if we have to throw down against these psychos I will not hesitate, they remind me of zombies.  "we're turning into socalists! wah! I wish I was rich!! wah! I forgot our country elected bush/cheney for 8years and made us bankrupt it's obamas fault!! wAh wah fucking wah!!

pure butt-holes.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: johnnYYac on Mar 25, 2010, 10:00 PM
QuoteI was just playing with my butt-hole so I figured I'd post in this thread.

Politics are pissing me off right now really bad.  They're a butt-hole but not as big of a butt-hole as all these negative crazies out there.  The repubs strategy this election is to spread fear to the weak minded, poor people and if you're rich or an elitist they appeal to your ego.  fuck the democrats to, what a bunch of pussies.  fuck the "news" networks.  fuck the tea parties.  man they are serious butt-holes.  

if we have to throw down against these psychos I will not hesitate, they remind me of zombies.  "we're turning into socalists! wah! I wish I was rich!! wah! I forgot our country elected bush/cheney for 8years and made us bankrupt it's obamas fault!! wAh wah fucking wah!!

pure butt-holes.

[highlight]STICKY 2012[/highlight]
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 25, 2010, 11:04 PM
Quote
QuoteI was just playing with my butt-hole so I figured I'd post in this thread.

Politics are pissing me off right now really bad.  They're a butt-hole but not as big of a butt-hole as all these negative crazies out there.  The repubs strategy this election is to spread fear to the weak minded, poor people and if you're rich or an elitist they appeal to your ego.  fuck the democrats to, what a bunch of pussies.  fuck the "news" networks.  fuck the tea parties.  man they are serious butt-holes.  

if we have to throw down against these psychos I will not hesitate, they remind me of zombies.  "we're turning into socalists! wah! I wish I was rich!! wah! I forgot our country elected bush/cheney for 8years and made us bankrupt it's obamas fault!! wAh wah fucking wah!!

pure butt-holes.

[highlight]STICKY 2012[/highlight]
;D
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Mar 26, 2010, 08:02 AM
Man both parties suck major ass! You are right sticky- the problem with politics is that its barely about the issues anymore, its about us vs them, black vs white, up vs down, rep vs dem... its all so silly.  All the agendas, its impossible to unite our country. people are too different, and people hate other people who are different.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: ALady on Mar 26, 2010, 11:36 AM
I don't think people are that different at all.  That's just what we're being fed.  

At the end of the day we all pretty much want the same things for ourselves and our families.
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 26, 2010, 01:34 PM
you all should go to this forum and try having a rational debate with these psychos:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/03/26/10/pg1

there are some weird articles on the left that are interesting but the forum members themselves are lunatics.  you don't have to register to post either.  a lot of those people believe the end times are coming and it's obama's fault.  utter insanity.  talk to them though, it's extremely frustrating, yet fulfilling at the same time.  
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 26, 2010, 02:12 PM
Quoteyou all should go to this forum and try having a rational debate with these psychos:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/03/26/10/pg1

there are some weird articles on the left that are interesting but the forum members themselves are lunatics.  you don't have to register to post either.  a lot of those people believe the end times are coming and it's obama's fault.  utter insanity.  talk to them though, it's extremely frustrating, yet fulfilling at the same time.  
pretty weird cats :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Mar 26, 2010, 02:38 PM
Quote
Quoteyou all should go to this forum and try having a rational debate with these psychos:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/03/26/10/pg1

there are some weird articles on the left that are interesting but the forum members themselves are lunatics.  you don't have to register to post either.  a lot of those people believe the end times are coming and it's obama's fault.  utter insanity.  talk to them though, it's extremely frustrating, yet fulfilling at the same time.  
pretty weird cats :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

I used to post on there
started out as a joke but i totally got sucked in- conspiracy theorists and shit.  They can make you start to feel insane. some interesting things sometimes but a lot of just nut buckets!
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 26, 2010, 03:41 PM
Yeah i know what ya mean. The articles are interesting sometimes but some those people are fucking out there. 'repent your sins!!'
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: TheBigChicken on Mar 26, 2010, 10:23 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/25/world/europe/25vatican.html    really nothing to say about these assholes >:(
Title: Re: Your Daily Butt-Hole
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Mar 26, 2010, 10:52 PM
Quotehttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/25/world/europe/25vatican.html    really nothing to say about these assholes >:(

damn 200 deaf boys? that's fucked up.