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Title: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jun 25, 2008, 12:08 AM
Gold Bond Body Powder...

(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/14164/200.jpg)

...how incredible is this stuff!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 12:16 AM
I feel like I should be raising an eyebrow...?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jun 25, 2008, 12:17 AM
I like it for my feets, it makes them tingle.

but for my whole body...  I dunno  :-/
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 12:20 AM
I've heard that the Bond + the underoos feels like "A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"? Can I even say that on this board anymore? Haven't tried it, but I hear good things...
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jun 25, 2008, 12:22 AM
hey it's Tom! that guy who was with me when we sacrificed all those goats, drank their blood, and listened to Led Zeppelin IV backwards.

How's your walk with satan?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 12:43 AM
Oh it was okay. He was sort of boring though. We only ripped out like 13 virgins' hearts. I was thinking the powers of evil worked more in powers of thirteen. I was hoping for at least a hundred or so more than that.

Plus he looked like a carrot in his suit. Seriously. More orange than red, oddly enough.

But shit dude, Plant had to have been tripping on soooooo many shrooms when they were recording IV, because those backtracked Satan messages are ridiculous!

Dark Lord's blessings!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: The DARK on Jun 25, 2008, 01:18 AM
Yeah, I'd be disappointed with thirteen also. 13 to the power of 13 is 302875106592253.  :D

I love internet calculator. ;)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 01:22 AM
Now THAT's the kind of numbers I was hoping for!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: capt. scotty on Jun 25, 2008, 01:28 AM
I go for Ammens bc its cheaper, but whatever keeps my boys fresh and dry works for me

Keep it medicated
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: The DARK on Jun 25, 2008, 01:29 AM
Did the Dark Lord give you any good advice? I'm curious about his opinions on politics.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 01:31 AM
He was a little bummed because he'd put his chips in on Hillary...

:-/


Also, something about, "He who smelt it, dealt it"...?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: The DARK on Jun 25, 2008, 01:35 AM
Really...who was he betting with? Jesus? Buddha?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 01:40 AM
Well he was up against Odin and Zeus. Jesus dropped by afterward, since he doesn't gamble. Somebody brought up Benny Hill and the whole room was in tears laughing for about thirty minutes. Frickin' weird crowd, man.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: The DARK on Jun 25, 2008, 01:53 AM
Strange. Very strange. I wouldn't think that Buddha would be one for that kind of humor, he seems the more enlightened type.

I'm guessing that Odin is for McCain and Zeus is for Obama. Zeus is relatively young in deity years, so it would be a perfect fit. I can totally picture Obama striking down Iran with lightning.  ;D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 08:41 AM
i love this stuff, too (what? girls sweat!)  the foot powder is great for runners, too ;-)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: joey_rogo on Jun 25, 2008, 08:46 AM
After a long hard day, there is nothing better than grabbing a cold one, applying some GB to the nut region, and watching some Charles Bronson.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: mjkoehler on Jun 25, 2008, 09:31 AM
Penny's right. This stuff kicks ass on runners feet.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 09:54 AM
guys do NOT put the foot powder anywhere else if you know what i mean...i once made a guy cry, i told him the foot powder could probably go anywhere--(blue bottle) there is a distinct difference--that is the only time i ever saw my ex boyfriend cry and run for the shower 3 times in a row.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: mjkoehler on Jun 25, 2008, 09:58 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: corey on Jun 25, 2008, 10:17 AM
The Blue bottle don't play around. I made that mistake once.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jun 25, 2008, 10:42 AM
Yeah, I've never tried the blue bottle, but I've heard some serious war stories from guys who went a tad too liberal on the unmentionables.

Gold Bond is incredible, though... this is probably the best thread on the entire forum if we manage to introduce the miracle powder to at least one person who hasn't touched it, yet.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Jun 25, 2008, 10:57 AM
I also am a HUGE fan,  My wife has the dubious honor of walking in on me in the bathroom applying it to my lower region and made a comment that it looked like I was making fritters  :).  We had a good laugh.  It does feel refreshing.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jun 25, 2008, 10:58 AM
Wow, I am so not ready for marriage.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 11:02 AM
no kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: joey_rogo on Jun 25, 2008, 11:11 AM
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: mjkoehler on Jun 25, 2008, 11:27 AM
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)
taint the hmmm and it taint the hmmm.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIf4HNi-x3A[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Jun 25, 2008, 01:12 PM
Quote"A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"?

One of the best quotes of recent time...
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jun 25, 2008, 03:12 PM
Quote
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Hahahaha!

I love that there is absolutely NOTHING feminine about the Grundle.

(That and I laughed out loud when I read that!)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 03:33 PM
Quote
Quote
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Hahahaha!

I love that there is absolutely NOTHING feminine about the Grundle.

(That and I laughed out loud when I read that!)

that is an even grosser word---does The David have a grundle showing? can someone research that? chop chop
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: .Walt on Jun 25, 2008, 03:50 PM
the blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Jun 25, 2008, 04:59 PM
Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

Quick story, I was walking thru the garage of someone I know and noticed hair blowing around in the wake of my steps,   So I had to ask if he just shaved is dog or something,  his honest answer was that he shaves his body  in his garage so he doesn't clog his shower drain.  he then proceeded to get out his leaf blower and blow it into  his yard    ( bad idea ),  it created a pubic hair tornado that just about made me gag.  I no longer go into his house thru his garage.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 05:05 PM
Quote
Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

are you sure? i witnessed a very manly man break down in tears due to the BLUE bottle down THERE....i guess you are tougher than most!! lol
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: .Walt on Jun 25, 2008, 05:19 PM
Quote
Quote
Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

are you sure? i witnessed a very manly man break down in tears due to the BLUE bottle down THERE....i guess you are tougher than most!! lol

you're right, it wasn't the blue.
(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/14162/200.jpg)

I once had a body powder problem. it dried my skin up so bad, and then i thought the answer was to use more. it was horrible. that's all i can say without grossing everyone out.

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jun 25, 2008, 07:02 PM
This is so weird!  I don't know a sole who uses powder and you all are raving about this stuff!  Is it because I'm on the west coast where we don't have a clue about humidity?  I feel like I'm missing out on sumthin' good.  What's the difference between the blue vs. yellow?  Though I certainly could have used this info in NYC!! ::)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jun 25, 2008, 10:24 PM
This is all new to me as well.  I feel like I have been missing out.  Should I apologize to my boys?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jun 25, 2008, 10:43 PM
Ya'll should buy some regular gold brand, then take a mile walk. When you get home, powder the appropriate regions. Seriously, it's a treat. You'll be glad you had this stuff in the cabinet if you ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw, this stuff really helps you sleep at night.

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Jun 25, 2008, 11:18 PM
I don't think it's recommended for people of the opposite sex to use it on their kibbles & bits for fear of a yeast infection.  I would HIGHLY advise reading the directions first ladies before you powder.  Toms analogy of the tiny blowing fairies is spot on. ;D  
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jun 25, 2008, 11:22 PM
you can put it everywhere on the OUTSIDE if ya know what i mean..but you're right, never wanna put powder down there ;-) ---this stuff is a lifesaver! ever so refreshing...
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jun 25, 2008, 11:35 PM
Quoteyou ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw.

(http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/72900_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jun 25, 2008, 11:42 PM
This thread really got going!

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jun 25, 2008, 11:53 PM
so far, this thread has given my the joy of:

A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls

After a long hard day, there is nothing better than grabbing a cold one, applying some GB to the nut region, and watching some Charles Bronson.

guys do NOT put the foot powder anywhere else if you know what i mean

My wife has the dubious honor of walking in on me in the bathroom applying it to my lower region and made a comment that it looked like I was making fritters

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping

it created a pubic hair tornado that just about made me gag.

What's the difference between the blue vs. yellow?  

I don't think it's recommended for people of the opposite sex to use it on their kibbles & bits for fear of a yeast infection.

You'll be glad you had this stuff in the cabinet if you ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw, this stuff really helps you sleep at night.

Good work, I think we're getting back to what we were all called here to do in the first place. Nice work Brad. (and I swear to God I am buying the yellow bottle next time I go shopping)

(http://www.teamrt.com/images/TN11456_birleanu.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jun 26, 2008, 12:00 AM
QuoteI think we're getting back to what we were all called here to do in the first place.

;D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jun 26, 2008, 03:39 PM
I don't know what I'd do without Gold Bond. I have dry skin, so I use the lotion (white bottle).
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 01, 2008, 12:15 PM
Can somebody please tell me what section of the drug store they hide the Gold Bond?  I wandered all up and down the aisles yesterday and couldn't find any.  Though I was on valium at the time (I HAD TO GET MY WISDOM TOOTH PULLED!)... :-/
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Penny Lane on Jul 01, 2008, 12:48 PM
it was in aisle 3! w/the lotions and the bucket!!

nah, no clue...remember, the YELLOW bottle.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jul 03, 2008, 12:36 AM
see you on the other side

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f296/ycartrob/IMG_0601-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 03, 2008, 12:43 AM
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/okonokos/GoldBond003a_edited-1a.jpg)

Ha Ha Tracy, "Old Bond"!! I'm with you.  :D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Jul 03, 2008, 09:16 AM
So have you guys released the fairies yet  ;D...  
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: the_wizzard on Jul 03, 2008, 08:37 PM
QuoteI've heard that the Bond + the underoos feels like "A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"? Can I even say that on this board anymore? Haven't tried it, but I hear good things...
Truly some funny stuff!!!!  Me and the hub's got a very detailed and passionate lecture on the virtues of Gold Bond from our friend in SF....on our walk back from the haight to get ready for the Fillmore 12/31/06 shows.  We have stocked the gold bond since then!  Gold bond, MMJ, tiny fairies blowing balls.....what more does a man (and shit, his wife) need?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 03, 2008, 08:46 PM
Ooh, first-timin' it here. It's incredible.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/goldbond.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/eiseyrokker/DSC03207.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 03, 2008, 09:15 PM
Both of these are available as fine art prints. Autographed with a gold pen.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/ContemplativeGB.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/GBMan.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: the_wizzard on Jul 03, 2008, 09:33 PM
QuoteBoth of these are available as fine art prints. Autographed with a gold pen.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/ContemplativeGB.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/GBMan.jpg)

So here is the million dollar question...
what are you listening to while you ruminate on the power of gold bond?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 03, 2008, 09:46 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v290/81/81/27434558/n27434558_37903281_9827.jpg)

QuoteSo here is the million dollar question...
what are you listening to while you ruminate on the power of gold bond?

Excellent question! I was hoping someone would ask,  :)...

Tonight I have been listening to what I call my "Golden Record"... the record I would shoot into space to communicate with another race exactly how beautiful and creative us humans are... the playlist is broken into three parts, the first of which was the inspiration behind these beautiful self portraits. Bach, Beethoven, Amadeus...

Prelude 1 C Major BWV 870
Well-Tempered Clavier Book 1, #1 In C, c - Prelude
Prelude For Lute In C Minor, BWV 999
Cantata #147, BWV 147, Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring
Für Elise
Serenata No.13 ''Eine Kleine Nachtmusik''
Symphony #40 In G Minor, K 550 - Molto Allegro
Requiem
Moonlight Sonata: Adagio Sostenuto
Symphony No. 5 In C minor
Violin Romance No. 2
Air On G. String
Two-Part Invention In B-Flat Major
Chorale Prelude "Wachet Auf"

...the last few couple of tracks are covers by people such as Wendy Carlos and Willie Nelson... they help blend the classics into the second part of the playlist. The third part is where you would find My Morning Jacket.

Obviously the Golden Record is included with the purchase of my Gold Bond self portraits.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: mjkoehler on Jul 03, 2008, 10:55 PM
uhhh, you're not droppin a duece in that pic are you?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 03, 2008, 11:00 PM
Now that you mention it...
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 03, 2008, 11:18 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/JimsGoldbond.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jul 03, 2008, 11:28 PM
 ;D :'( ;D :'( ;D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 03, 2008, 11:43 PM
Quote(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/JimsGoldbond.jpg)

I love this damn board.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 03, 2008, 11:58 PM
Quote(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/JimsGoldbond.jpg)
Well done, sir, well done!!! ;D
Me thinks I'm gonna make me a new t-shirt!!!!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jul 04, 2008, 01:09 AM
haven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 01:47 AM
Quotehaven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx

Obviously your not a gol... err... guy who has felt the cooling and liberating effects of Gold Bond Triple Strength Body Powder?

C'mon, you know you've got an extra four bucks laying around with Gold Bond's name on it... ;)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jul 04, 2008, 01:53 AM
Quote
Quotehaven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx

Obviously your not a gol... err... guy who has felt the cooling and liberating effects of Gold Bond Triple Strength Body Powder?

C'mon, you know you've got an extra four bucks laying around with Gold Bond's name on it... ;)

I just don't see monkeys putting powder on their balls.  it makes your balls feel weird... so its fucking with your balls... I don't know.  I'm an organic man myself, not much for trips to the bathroom to powder my balls
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: .Walt on Jul 04, 2008, 02:03 AM
again for the new fans of the powder, be careful. do not over use, your area will not look right for months.

but some people just don't get it. at bonnaroo some chick was selling gold band. my buddy said no thanks, i have my own. she said something like, you're smart, and a lot of people don't think about their feet during the weekend. He got this confused look on his face, and said, my feet?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 02:14 AM
Quoteagain for the new fans of the powder, be careful. do not over use, your area will not look right for months.

but some people just don't get it. at bonnaroo some chick was selling gold band. my buddy said no thanks, i have my own. she said something like, you're smart, and a lot of people don't think about their feet during the weekend. He got this confused look on his face, and said, my feet?

Dear Walts,

How much overuse will chemically burns your balls? Is a relatively light powdering twice in one evening going to do it, or are we talking liberal helpings for a few days in a row?

Signed,
Slightly Worried in Athens, Georgia
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: .Walt on Jul 04, 2008, 02:36 AM
Quote
Dear Walts,

How much overuse will chemically burns your balls? Is a relatively light powdering twice in one evening going to do it, or are we talking liberal helpings for a few days in a row?

Signed,
Slightly Worried in Athens, Georgia

Dear Slightly Worried,

         During the time that this happened I was working in a very sweaty and hot kitchen. If I was working a 5 hour shift I probably powdered up a couple times, and once before at home. This was a daily routine that went on for weeks. There were warning signs, but I stupidly thought the answer was to use more. It just dried my skin up really bad and became very itchy. It was more the inner thighs, not so much the balls. It was a scary time for me. Everything went back to normal, but it took a couple months. Rule of thumb, just use it when you know there will be a chance of swalls happening.

Hope that helps
Walts
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 02:57 AM
Swalls = sweaty + balls, no?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: .Walt on Jul 04, 2008, 03:08 AM
QuoteSwalls = sweaty + balls, no?

yup!

I made the mistake of  telling my buddies about this problem. They called me Swalts for a while, but it didn't stick.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 03:23 AM
Haha! That's brilliant! I'm glad we can so openly share our swalls around here.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 04, 2008, 03:26 AM
Quote
Quote
Quotehaven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx

Obviously your not a gol... err... guy who has felt the cooling and liberating effects of Gold Bond Triple Strength Body Powder?

C'mon, you know you've got an extra four bucks laying around with Gold Bond's name on it... ;)

I just don't see monkeys putting powder on their balls.  it makes your balls feel weird... so its fucking with your balls... I don't know.  I'm an organic man myself, not much for trips to the bathroom to powder my balls

Blunty Phriend, you are so all over the board with what you will or will not do, what you do and do not appreciate.  I don't get it.  My suggestion: Go smoke a bowl or eat some lasagne (or both), take a 90 minute walk and then apply the Bond to the thighs.  Report back later.  And please, for the love of jebus, post a pic.   ;)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 03:49 AM
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quotehaven't read the thread by why one about dudes who put powder on their balls?  iffy? can we lock this thread plz? thx

Obviously your not a gol... err... guy who has felt the cooling and liberating effects of Gold Bond Triple Strength Body Powder?

C'mon, you know you've got an extra four bucks laying around with Gold Bond's name on it... ;)

I just don't see monkeys putting powder on their balls.  it makes your balls feel weird... so its fucking with your balls... I don't know.  I'm an organic man myself, not much for trips to the bathroom to powder my balls

Blunty Phriend, you are so all over the board with what you will or will not do, what you do and do not appreciate.  I don't get it.  My suggestion: Go smoke a bowl or eat some lasagne (or both), take a 90 minute walk and then apply the Bond to the thighs.  Report back later.  And please, for the love of jebus, post a pic.   ;)

And by God, man: Make sure there's a thumbs up in there!

Also, can we please take the Jim James Gold Bond picture to a t-shirt guy and get these out across the nation? Id mail a good $10 or $15 to whoever spearheaded that movement.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 04, 2008, 04:10 AM
Seriously.
:o(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/okonokos/GoldBond008.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 04, 2008, 04:22 AM
Holy Shit, I love you.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 04, 2008, 04:25 AM
 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 04, 2008, 12:22 PM
Damnit, that is a thing of beauty.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: TheBigChicken on Jul 04, 2008, 12:37 PM
Quotehey it's Tom! that guy who was with me when we sacrificed all those goats, drank their blood, and listened to Led Zeppelin IV backwards.

How's your walk with satan?
now that was funny ;D
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: mjkoehler on Jul 04, 2008, 01:10 PM
Will you marry me Vespa. That is a thing of sure genius and pure beauty. I am in awe of your awesomeness.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: dasmondhaschen on Jul 04, 2008, 01:48 PM
Quote(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/JimsGoldbond.jpg)

Did you take that photo of Jim?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 01:52 PM
there's so many marriage proposals around here lately
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: D. Sinclair on Jul 04, 2008, 01:56 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0PsB8HuRLiA[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 02:03 PM
does any man need further proof of the dangers of public proposals? fav part, that dude walking off with a giant beer, 1st of many to come.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: D. Sinclair on Jul 04, 2008, 02:06 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=mNBwocVfhXI[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 02:13 PM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3TSn1NRAFQ[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: dasmondhaschen on Jul 04, 2008, 02:17 PM
Dang. Asians be kooky and stuff.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: D. Sinclair on Jul 04, 2008, 02:19 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-AIDdi1BFQ4[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: whothrewthecake on Jul 04, 2008, 02:19 PM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaIOWZJqr10[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jul 04, 2008, 02:20 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Jul 04, 2008, 02:23 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 04, 2008, 02:25 PM
Quote
Quote(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/CorvusTortus/JimsGoldbond.jpg)

Did you take that photo of Jim?

No, these are credited to "yellowchevyluv"... I have no clue who the photographer is, but he/she has took this and several other iconic photos at the [link=http://www.mymorningjacket.com/gogo/gallery/2002/07192002-galaxy-club-dallas-tx/]Galaxy Club, 2002 Performance[/link]...
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: D. Sinclair on Jul 04, 2008, 02:25 PM
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oqtso4bgrp8[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 04, 2008, 02:28 PM
GOLD BOND FAN CLUB

FACEBOOK = http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24409458572

MYSPACE = http://myspace.com/tripleactionrelief

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 02:37 PM
PANTY LINER FAN CLUB, LINE UP BEHIND ME
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: whothrewthecake on Jul 04, 2008, 02:37 PM
i'm a fan of those.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 02:39 PM
QuoteI know I wouldn't appreciate it, but maybe that's just me.

yeah, I wish that someone at Filter Magazine would've heeded those words when it came to my photos.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ms. yvon on Jul 04, 2008, 02:53 PM
gold bond has been an advertiser on san francisco giants games for years.  i had NO idea what it's applications were.

who knew?!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 04, 2008, 02:55 PM
my Filter CD used to sit right next to my Vertical Horizon cd.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tenn on Jul 04, 2008, 03:22 PM
QuoteGOLD BOND FAN CLUB

FACEBOOK = http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24409458572

MYSPACE = http://myspace.com/tripleactionrelief


Have you seen this?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=138003201

They're Team Gold Bond and it looks to me like someone used too much.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f379/myownicon/teamgoldbond.jpg)

They roll in this

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f379/myownicon/teamgoldbondvan.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 06, 2008, 04:59 AM
QuoteWill you marry me Vespa. That is a thing of sure genius and pure beauty. I am in awe of your awesomeness.
:-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: vespachick on Jul 06, 2008, 05:45 AM
F Facebook. The end.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 07, 2008, 12:35 AM
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QuoteI know I wouldn't appreciate it, but maybe that's just me.

yeah, I wish that someone at Filter Magazine would've heeded those words when it came to my photos.

what happened here?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 07, 2008, 12:38 AM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4m8zejakjk[/media]
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 07, 2008, 09:06 AM
Those guys "dance" like zombies. They need Gold Bond.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 07, 2008, 11:24 AM
Quote
Quote
QuoteI know I wouldn't appreciate it, but maybe that's just me.

yeah, I wish that someone at Filter Magazine would've heeded those words when it came to my photos.

what happened here?

Filter stole this photo of mine and published it:

(http://webspace.utexas.edu/ace67/jim.jpg)

it's not even that great of a photo (i'm sure there are better) but they should always ask. also, if they had just printed that photo and written "MY MORNING JACKET IS BADASS x 120,000,000," I would've been okay with it, but instead it was some lame article about musicians with beards, which is ridiculous. How refreshing, writing about the influence of Samuel Beam's beard on music.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: whothrewthecake on Jul 07, 2008, 02:09 PM
that foto is tight. that was a fun night. la zona rosa has the lowest ceilings in the universe though.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 07, 2008, 02:12 PM
yeah i remember thinking about that, but then i was distracted when i literally had to rest my forehead on the stage, then find my box of kleenex, all because it was the first time i'd ever heard At Dawn played live. kind of like the time i cried into my chips and salsa when we saw wall-e
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jul 07, 2008, 03:10 PM
Not to get to far off topic here, but the subject of using other peoples photos has always interested me.  What is proper protocol here?  I always thought if it was for personal, not for profit in any form, kind of way, that it was cool, but obviously not huh?

In other words, I agree that Filter magazine's use was wrong, printing it on a t-shirt and selling it, very wrong, but printing it on something for your own use, no big deal.  
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Dorothy_Mantooth on Jul 07, 2008, 03:21 PM
Quote
Quotethat foto is tight. that was a fun night. la zona rosa has the lowest ceilings in the universe though.

was that the night they did "beth"?  low ceilings?!  try emo's!

boy, emo's has more problems than just low ceilings. starting with the name. i guess you're thinking of a different night... this was in 2005 i think. whothrewthecake can back me up on that.

on copyright: every artist is different. If you're say, andy warhol, your goal would be to see people printing your work on their own shirts. it's true that if no profit is being made, it's legal to use the work. but that doesn't mean it's always ethical. me giving out free copies of Evil Urges on the street to strangers isn't illegal, but might not seem fair to the creators. i'm sure everyone has a different stance on this.

if i saw one of my photographs or prints printed up on a stranger's t-shirt, i would be flattered but also a little frustrated.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Angry Ewok on Jul 07, 2008, 03:49 PM
I've only made one MMJ t-shirt before... and I designed it from top to bottom... and I didn't make a dime off of the project (I did it for fun, and to help spread word about the band).

I'd be pissed if someone used my artwork.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jul 07, 2008, 04:38 PM
I do a lot of picture links from one website to this forum.  Is that uncool?  I'm seriously trying to get a better understanding of this because I respect the artist opinion on the subject.  Just trying to be more respectful if I can.  I sometimes will use band pics and concert posters to make CD artwork for my live shows, but I'm not sure if anyone besides me will ever even see them!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: BH on Jul 07, 2008, 11:08 PM
Hey, I'm sorry if I derailed this thread.  Please continue all ball fairy dust discussion immediately.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 07, 2008, 11:38 PM
I'd say the picture links are probably fine, as long as you aren't taking credit for the work done. Personal use a beautiful thing, and you may even shoot the photographer a note and let them know that you appreciated their work so much that you featured it in a CD for yourself and you see that picture every day and it reminds you of how great the music is. Appreciation is really the biggest thing in art (besides not dying of starvation) and it's so cool to hear that something you've done has made for a cool experience for someone you've never met before. Resonance is a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Jul 07, 2008, 11:39 PM
Quote
Then there's this...

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=OI31dYnN1nA&feature=related[/media]


Holy shit.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: harpua51 on Jul 08, 2008, 05:06 PM
Im so sorry that I missed out on the ball dust fairly like goodness that is GOLD BOND.....but I am glad to be hearing about what is good and bad about borrowing other peoples pictures....my myspace page is full of other peoples photos....maybe I should ask from now on?????

I love Gold Bond foot powder....i use it daily!!!

Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 18, 2009, 05:22 PM
Bump...  I see a lot of new folks that may not know about the pleasure of the powder.  This thread is probably in my top 10. I found it after muddling thru about 10 pages of political banter.

(http://www.jewcy.com/files/GOLD_BOND.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: primushead on Feb 18, 2009, 05:28 PM
I put Gold Bond on my junk directly after getting out of the shower and it made my balls feel like they were going to freeze off.  DO NOT mix this with water!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Taterbug on Feb 18, 2009, 05:37 PM
QuoteI put Gold Bond on my junk directly after getting out of the shower and it made my balls feel like they were going to freeze off.  DO NOT mix this with water!

Did your balls look like they were made out of paper mache  ;) ?
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: primushead on Feb 18, 2009, 06:00 PM
Yes!  It looked like someone poured baking soda all over a hickory farms appetizer.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: ycartrob on Feb 18, 2009, 10:27 PM
QuoteI also am a HUGE fan,  My wife has the dubious honor of walking in on me in the bathroom applying it to my lower region and made a comment that it looked like I was making fritters  :).  We had a good laugh.  It does feel refreshing.

that there is my favorite
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Soulshine on Feb 18, 2009, 10:31 PM
 ;D
I have tears in my eyes....

Some time ago circa 2004 (?) I was sitting at a winery with a couple of dude friends on a hot summer day and the subject of Gold Bond came up. They were trading success stories. One dude fondly says "the yellow bottle feels like a thousand little fairies tickling your balls" then he goes on to talk about another kind not so fondly stating it feels like "a thousand little gremlins tackling your balls" now it all makes sense...he must have been referring to the blue bottle.
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: primushead on Feb 19, 2009, 09:33 AM
Quote;D
I have tears in my eyes....

Some time ago circa 2004 (?) I was sitting at a winery with a couple of dude friends on a hot summer day and the subject of Gold Bond came up. They were trading success stories. One dude fondly says "the yellow bottle feels like a thousand little fairies tickling your balls" then he goes on to talk about another kind not so fondly stating it feels like "a thousand little gremlins tackling your balls" now it all makes sense...he must have been referring to the blue bottle.

Hahahahahhaah!!! So true...it actually does feel like gremlins come to think of it.  Damn you blue bottle!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Tracy 3000 on Apr 21, 2010, 06:14 PM
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/19268/original/bump.jpg)
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Apr 21, 2010, 07:16 PM
Quote;D
says "the yellow bottle feels like a thousand little fairies tickling your balls"  

Stolen directly from Tom Eisenbraun of the MMJ forum
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: Ruckus on Jun 08, 2011, 10:06 PM
Ask and you shall receive.

All I know is I tried the menthol once and I was unprepared for that special feeling.  Stick to the yellow!
Title: Re: Gold Bond Fan Club
Post by: wolof7 on Jun 08, 2011, 10:13 PM
Hoooo man it's like a rushing river cascading between my legs!

TMI? yup TMI