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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 11, 2010, 12:03 AM

Title: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 11, 2010, 12:03 AM
Is it just me or is there ever occasions when you can't help but feel like a monkey?

right now I sort of feel like a monkey, it's hot so I'm not wearing my shirt.  it'd probably cool down if I put my shirt back on but this monkey thing is really workin for me.

anybody else ever feel that primal instinct set in during your everyday life?  I heard way back when we had balls of iron in our forehead.  It was holy we found our way around, like a built in compass and it knew exactly which way magnetic north was.  balling ass shit right there.  

man we're monkeys and we boned neanderthals like no other, we're like hybrids of monkey's.  It sort of blows being a monkey.  At least I'm not humanzee.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: johnnYYac on May 11, 2010, 12:28 PM
QuoteIs it just me or is there ever occasions when you can't help but feel like a monkey?

right now I sort of feel like a monkey, it's hot so I'm not wearing my shirt.  it'd probably cool down if I put my shirt back on but this monkey thing is really workin for me.

anybody else ever feel that primal instinct set in during your everyday life?  I heard way back when we had balls of iron in our forehead.  It was holy we found our way around, like a built in compass and it knew exactly which way magnetic north was.  balling ass shit right there.  

man we're monkeys and we boned neanderthals like no other, we're like hybrids of monkey's.  It sort of blows being a monkey.  At least I'm not humanzee.

I'm not sure if this counts, but sometimes I feel like throwing feces at my students.  But I hate bananas!
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Bob Loblaw on May 11, 2010, 12:33 PM
This post makes me think about those closed circuit videos you see in an office when there's a minor earthquake caught on tape.

Pre-EQ, people are all busy and shit.  Holding on to folders and walking all fast like they're important and really need to get somewhere.

Then the EQ happens and everybody reverts back to monkey.  People dashing for door jams looking for security, herky jerky bouncing around a bit.  Eyes darting in all directions.  Hilarious when it's a minor EQ and nobody gets hurt.  

We should quit acting like we're not monkeys when the earth is not quaking.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: ALady on May 11, 2010, 01:02 PM
I feel like a monkey a good deal of the time.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 11, 2010, 01:14 PM
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QuoteIs it just me or is there ever occasions when you can't help but feel like a monkey?

right now I sort of feel like a monkey, it's hot so I'm not wearing my shirt.  it'd probably cool down if I put my shirt back on but this monkey thing is really workin for me.

anybody else ever feel that primal instinct set in during your everyday life?  I heard way back when we had balls of iron in our forehead.  It was holy we found our way around, like a built in compass and it knew exactly which way magnetic north was.  balling ass shit right there.  

man we're monkeys and we boned neanderthals like no other, we're like hybrids of monkey's.  It sort of blows being a monkey.  At least I'm not humanzee.

I'm not sure if this counts, but sometimes I feel like throwing feces at my students.  But I hate bananas!

That would be pretty awesome if you could throw feces at your students.  and i also agree that bananas are nasty.   one of my least favorite fruits of all time.   fuck potassium.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 11, 2010, 01:15 PM
QuoteI feel like a monkey a good deal of the time.

you and me both sister.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on May 11, 2010, 01:15 PM
QuoteThis post makes me think about those closed circuit videos you see in an office when there's a minor earthquake caught on tape.

Pre-EQ, people are all busy and shit.  Holding on to folders and walking all fast like they're important and really need to get somewhere.

Then the EQ happens and everybody reverts back to monkey.  People dashing for door jams looking for security, herky jerky bouncing around a bit.  Eyes darting in all directions.  Hilarious when it's a minor EQ and nobody gets hurt.  

We should quit acting like we're not monkeys when the earth is not quaking.

exactly.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: johnnYYac on May 11, 2010, 03:31 PM
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QuoteIs it just me or is there ever occasions when you can't help but feel like a monkey?

right now I sort of feel like a monkey, it's hot so I'm not wearing my shirt.  it'd probably cool down if I put my shirt back on but this monkey thing is really workin for me.

anybody else ever feel that primal instinct set in during your everyday life?  I heard way back when we had balls of iron in our forehead.  It was holy we found our way around, like a built in compass and it knew exactly which way magnetic north was.  balling ass shit right there.  

man we're monkeys and we boned neanderthals like no other, we're like hybrids of monkey's.  It sort of blows being a monkey.  At least I'm not humanzee.

I'm not sure if this counts, but sometimes I feel like throwing feces at my students.  But I hate bananas!

That would be pretty awesome if you could throw feces at your students.  and i also agree that bananas are nasty.   one of my least favorite fruits of all time.   [highlight]fuck potassium[/highlight].

;D ;D ;D I might need to make me another T-shirt  ;D ;D ;D

Would anybody get this?  
FUC[size=36]K[/size]

(http://i2.bebo.com/021b/1/mediuml/2006/10/15/14/1014247288a2268535492b911646360ml.jpg)

there's more...

http://www.antibanana.org/
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: SaraBananaBear on May 12, 2010, 01:48 PM
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QuoteIs it just me or is there ever occasions when you can't help but feel like a monkey?

right now I sort of feel like a monkey, it's hot so I'm not wearing my shirt.  it'd probably cool down if I put my shirt back on but this monkey thing is really workin for me.

anybody else ever feel that primal instinct set in during your everyday life?  I heard way back when we had balls of iron in our forehead.  It was holy we found our way around, like a built in compass and it knew exactly which way magnetic north was.  balling ass shit right there.  

man we're monkeys and we boned neanderthals like no other, we're like hybrids of monkey's.  It sort of blows being a monkey.  At least I'm not humanzee.

I'm not sure if this counts, but sometimes I feel like throwing feces at my students.  But I hate bananas!

That would be pretty awesome if you could throw feces at your students.  and i also agree that bananas are nasty.   one of my least favorite fruits of all time.   [highlight]fuck potassium[/highlight].

;D ;D ;D I might need to make me another T-shirt  ;D ;D ;D

Would anybody get this?  
FUC[size=36]K[/size]

(http://i2.bebo.com/021b/1/mediuml/2006/10/15/14/1014247288a2268535492b911646360ml.jpg)

there's more...

http://www.antibanana.org/

Whaaaat!?  :o As a BananaBear, I take this as a personal insult... May the bananas continue to prosper!  8-)
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: FiddleCastro on May 12, 2010, 01:56 PM
(http://nancyjpants.com/Images/colbert-bears1.gif)

Bananas? Bears? Hmm......  ;D
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: Crispy on May 12, 2010, 01:58 PM
JohnnYY: as a guy who works in agriculture and fertilizer, I get that.

Also, I am allergic to bananas, but I love them.
Title: Re: This may belong in the current complaints thread..
Post by: SaraBananaBear on May 16, 2010, 04:20 PM
Quote(http://nancyjpants.com/Images/colbert-bears1.gif)

Bananas? Bears? Hmm......  ;D

Mhm, I'm coming for you America, rawr!
8-)