I have this habit of spitting before I pee, every time, no matter where I am. Anybody else do this, or for the ladies, have you ever heard of guys doing this? I was having a discussion with a friend and told her I thought it was pretty common, just one of those things guys do. Tell me I'm not crazy, people. Or let me know that I am, whatever.
I don't do that every time, but now that you say it, there does seem to be an odd urge to spit pre-pee.
yes.
Thank GOD I've gotten a tiny bit of affirmation on this!
With you two guys weighing in, now I'm wondering if this could be a Middle America thing, my friend being on the west coast.
Oh hell Dave, I've probably wrecked you...if you didn't before, from now on, you're going to spit before you pee every time and curse my name.
Sorry to say, I have no idea what you're talking about. Doesn't mean you're nuts or weird, just different from me. That's not necessarily a bad thing.
We have a very diverse group in my office. A few non natives and several left and right coasters. Everyone spits first it seems. Doesn't matter if it's the lowely mail guy or the #4 dude in the company. It's a guy thing. Not sure if we are marking the territory or giving ourselves a target. I know in Sweden (or maybe it's Finland), they have a tiny picture of a fly imbedded into urinals so guys have a target. it's instinct.
QuoteThank GOD I've gotten a tiny bit of affirmation on this!
With you two guys weighing in, now I'm wondering if this could be a Middle America thing, my friend being on the west coast.
Oh hell Dave, I've probably wrecked you...if you didn't before, from now on, you're going to spit before you pee every time and curse my name.
No problem, I was just thinking the other day, "I need to spit more often." :) The real problem is going to be when I'm 87 and I'm sitting on the couch when I pee. I'll have to wear depends AND carry a spit cup.
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No problem, I was just thinking the other day, "I need to spit more often." :) The real problem is going to be when I'm 87 and I'm sitting on the couch when I pee. I'll have to wear depends AND carry a spit cup.
Ha! I think at that age, you'll just dribble down your chest and call it good.
I think for those of us who do pre-pee spit, it seems like every guy does it. Those who don't never realized it's a thing. Women have no clue whatsoever, and don't notice when men do it...unless it aggravates the hell out of them, as it did my ex-wife.
I feel like I used to a lot more, maybe every time, but I still spit probably 25-35% of the time before I take a piss. More often at a toilet than urinals. It depends on if I'm in a hurry too...if I am, I probably won't spit, but if I've got time to enjoy the pressure relief and can step up casually, I'll almost always spit.
Oh, and I'm on the West Coast. Can't speak for the rest of the guys out here, but I do enjoy spitting, wherever.
This is hilarious. I've never even heard of such. I suck at being a dude.
there are 2 kinds of guys, ones that do and ones that lie about doing it. Err, wait wrong subject.
I'm betting the numbers are something like 90% of guys do it with a large portion oblivious to the fact they do the pre pee spit ritual.
Quotethere are 2 kinds of guys, ones that do and ones that lie about doing it. Err, wait wrong subject.
I'm betting the numbers are something like 90% of guys do it with a large portion oblivious to the fact they do the pre pee spit ritual.
Yeah, I get the idea that lots of guys do it without even knowing. Johnny and Jon T might learn something about themselves next time at the pisser... ;D
QuoteQuotethere are 2 kinds of guys, ones that do and ones that lie about doing it. Err, wait wrong subject.
I'm betting the numbers are something like 90% of guys do it with a large portion oblivious to the fact they do the pre pee spit ritual.
Yeah, I get the idea that lots of guys do it without even knowing. Johnny and Jon T might learn something about themselves next time at the pisser... ;D
You learn a lot about yourself at the pisser.
weirdos, do you spit in the urinals/toilets or the sink?
Count me in as a spitter at the urinals. Never thought about it much until now. And it got me thinking.........
Whenever I go to my kitchen sink to make a drink I always like to let the water run for a bit first so that it's nice and cold, and I always spit in the sink as the water is running! Also, I bath every morning before work. When I am getting out of the bath but still standing in it drying myself I spit into the bath at the opposite end to where I'm standing so that it goes down right above the plug hole. It's become a habit, I do it every time!
Back to the urinal theme however. When I'm at home I don't have a urinal, so generally I sit down to piss. It's much more comfortable and there's no splashback! I then tend to spit down the gap and wash that sucker away. The only downside to sitting down for a piss is if your dick dangles in the water. Some of you smaller guys won't know what I'm talking about..... ;)
Tell me I'm not alone guys!
Quoteweirdos, do you spit in the urinals/toilets or the sink?
Not the sink! Gross. ;D
I don't but I have noticed guys doing it before. I wonder what that's all about.
Not meaning to thread jack, but I always cough when I stick a q-tip in my left ear, not my right. Anybody else?
okay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.
do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)
Dylan--that's kinda weird, too...
QuoteCount me in as a spitter at the urinals. Never thought about it much until now. And it got me thinking.........
Whenever I go to my kitchen sink to make a drink I always like to let the water run for a bit first so that it's nice and cold, and I always spit in the sink as the water is running! Also, I bath every morning before work. When I am getting out of the bath but still standing in it drying myself I spit into the bath at the opposite end to where I'm standing so that it goes down right above the plug hole. It's become a habit, I do it every time!
Back to the urinal theme however. When I'm at home I don't have a urinal, so generally I sit down to piss. It's much more comfortable and there's no splashback! I then tend to spit down the gap and wash that sucker away. The only downside to sitting down for a piss is if your dick dangles in the water. Some of you smaller guys won't know what I'm talking about..... ;)
Tell me I'm not alone guys!
Ummm...not alone in sitting down to pee, or the dick-dangling far enough to get wet? I need clarification before I answer...
Thanks, Dylan, I knew you could be counted on to weird up this thread! (I fully expected other bodily-function oddities to show up here)
And yeah, Penny, into the urinal, toilet, tree, or wall...it never occurred to me to spit in the sink first. ;)
Um, no sitting to pee for guys. Absolutly NOT.
I wonder if this guys spit beforehand?
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QuoteCount me in as a spitter at the urinals. Never thought about it much until now. And it got me thinking.........
Whenever I go to my kitchen sink to make a drink I always like to let the water run for a bit first so that it's nice and cold, and I always spit in the sink as the water is running! Also, I bath every morning before work. When I am getting out of the bath but still standing in it drying myself I spit into the bath at the opposite end to where I'm standing so that it goes down right above the plug hole. It's become a habit, I do it every time!
Back to the urinal theme however. When I'm at home I don't have a urinal, so generally I sit down to piss. It's much more comfortable and there's no splashback! I then tend to spit down the gap and wash that sucker away. The only downside to sitting down for a piss is if your dick dangles in the water. Some of you smaller guys won't know what I'm talking about..... ;)
Tell me I'm not alone guys!
i had a feeling this would come up. i am piss sitter on occasion. ;D
I don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda related story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
QuoteI don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda realted story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
;D ;D ;D
Some immigrant Chinese women that I see in Toronto's biggest Chinatown spit on the sidewalk. It's a strange thing to see.
QuoteI don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda related story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
This just made me laugh out loud.
This thread is going to be a strong candidate for best thread ever.
QuoteI don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda related story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
Oh fuck, I lolled too. I love the 5-hole reference! And you take your shirt off to poop? Like, even at work? ;D
QuoteI don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda related story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
At least your wife believed you on where your "blister" came from.
I spit on occasion before I pee and I only sit to pee if I'm at work and I want to kill time by reading this thread on the shitter.
I also enjoy timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush. When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
Quoteokay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.
do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)
The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.
On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one." I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.
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I also enjoying timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush. When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
HAHA! I do this too. It's fantastic! Hilarious. ;D
QuoteQuoteThis thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
Fixed ;D :D ;) :)
oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...
QuoteQuoteokay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.
do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)
The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.
On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one." I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.
;D ;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteThis thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
Fixed ;D :D ;) :)
oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...
Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...
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I also enjoying timing my flush with the end of my piss so that I'm releasing my last drops as the toilet completes its flush. When perfectly timed, its a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
HAHA! I do this too. It's fantastic! Hilarious. ;D
Onion Headline: Cubbies and Cardinals fans share same shameless ritual. :)
I dont do it all the time, but I definitely spit before a piss, especially at the toilet as opposed to a urinal. I spit often in the first place though, so Im not suprised I do at in the BR
Dont sit when I piss, unless its the poop&piss combo, which happens on probably 80% of shits.
....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.
Some things we've learned today:
Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
Some guys take their shirts off to shat. Why? You working up a sweat or something? Try Fiber or something
Tater- I have no words for that. That is up there with the genetalia fritters from the Gold Bond club.
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Fixed ;D :D ;) :)
oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...
Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...
oh lord
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Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...
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Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...
I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.
QuoteSome things we've learned today:
Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
Some guys take their shirts off to shat. Why? You working up a sweat or something? Try Fiber or something
Tater- I have no words for that. That is up there with the genetalia fritters from the Gold Bond club.
I should clarify. I only take off dress shirts, when I sat down one time the back off my shirt rested on the back of the bowl and got wet from some kinda fluid.
I bet if I had Gold bond on that day the cherry wouldn't have stuck. It would of acted like a fire retardent
Ahem. This is probably the wrong thread in which to introduce myself, but I am CrispYY's incredulous West Coast-dwelling friend. After our conversation, I conducted my own informal spitting poll. The result? Only ONE person out of 10 polled had even HEARD of pre-pee expectoration, which leads me to hypothesize that there is a genetic link between this phenomenon and a love for MMJ.
I am sure the NIH will be thrilled to fund a study to investigate this. I'll keep you posted.
Also: HI, y'all.
pookabear, you picked a great place to introduce yourself! Nice to meet ya. :)
It is Friday...
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The only time I sit down to pee is when I wake up in the middle of the night and I don't want to turn the light on. I get the feeling that pee-sitting isn't as taboo in the UK...P_dub volunteered that info pretty freely! ;D
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....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.
I hear you on leaving the seat down. Although when my daughter was 5 she got up in the middle of the nite to go potty and I unfortunatly left the seat up and she fell into the toilet water. She was mad at me. Since then I put everything down.
Does anyone live by the credo " if it's yellow let it mellow...if it's brown flush it down " ? I don't.
And does anyone put shiity toilet paper in the garbage next to the toilet. Once when I was visting my family in Kentucky they had a septic tank and they DON'T flush the T.P..
I've often wondered about the seat responsibility logic. As women would have it, men must do all of the work, and they should never be troubled to touch the seat. I don't get it. However, even after eight years of being a single man again, the "conditioning" applied by my ex-wife STILL has me putting down the seat.
I have heard that credo, Tater, but would not live by it, unless I lived in a drought-stricken region.
Welcome, pooka! :)
QuoteAhem. This is probably the wrong thread in which to introduce myself, but I am CrispYY's incredulous West Coast-dwelling friend. After our conversation, I conducted my own informal spitting poll. The result? Only ONE person out of 10 polled had even HEARD of pre-pee expectoration, which leads me to hypothesize that there is a genetic link between this phenomenon and a love for MMJ.
I am sure the NIH will be thrilled to fund a study to investigate this. I'll keep you posted.
Also: HI, y'all.
Welcome Pookabear! I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.
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Welcome Pookabear! I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.
Very interesting, BH. What if a woman asked you, "Are you one of those fucking freaks who spits before he pees, or what?" Would that skew your response? ;)
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Welcome Pookabear! I will say that if a woman asked me if I spit before I pee my first reaction would probably be to say no whether I did or not.
Very interesting, BH. What if a woman asked you, "Are you one of those fucking freaks who spits before he pees, or what?" Would that skew your response? ;)
;D My answer would be, "NO! Who would do such a thing."
Nice loaded question, there, pooka. What are you, a Rasmussen pollster? How about, "If you had the urge to relieve yourself of excess fluid in your mouth while in the private act of relieving your bladder, would you take that opportunity?"
yep, this is the greatest thread ever.
QuoteI don't spit or sit. But I do drop my pants and underwear to floor like a little kid when I stand at the urinal ;)...just kidding. I also take my shirt off if I need to take a dump...for real.
kinda related story. After Illinois went NO SMOKING I was at work using the bathroom out in the shop ( sitting on the pot texting and whatnot) and decided to sneak a smoke. The door flew open and I tried to drop the smoke down the 5 hole ( between my legs ) and the cherry hit my tip and I let out a YELP and it stuck there until I smacked it off. It hurt like it got caught in my zipper x 10.
P.S. I had to show my blister to my wife. She laughed her ass off and was calling me frankenweenie until the scab fell off.
You would be very suprised how resilient the tip is.
I can't imagine how bad that must have hurt. Maybe it was karma for popping so many cherries when you were younger... the cherry popped back and burned your tip? fucked up.
before this thread I never thought about it. I know sometimes when I'm drunk as fuck and bored I'll spit in the toilet while I'm pissing to pass the time. further research is needed before a complete answer is known. This is quite an interesting social phenomenon.
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....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.
I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down. that would be an interesting spin off. What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down. hmm.
QuoteQuoteauthor=425348525158210 link=1275667545/30#31 date=1275680442]QuoteQuoteQuoteThis thread is a small victory in an otherwise boring day.
Fixed ;D :D ;) :)
oh goodness, can't wait till Sticky logs on...
Ah good...I didn't want to be the first to invoke his name...
oh lord
haha jesus christ, invoke my name? what am I some kind of demon? this thread is quite genius, bravo crispyy.
Maybe I should have capitalized "HIS", I had the divine meaning in mind, I assure you, not the demonic.
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I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down. that would be an interesting spin off. What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down. hmm.
I can't speak for other chicks, but this one prefers not to sit in a puddle of pee. However, the trend of women pissing all over public toilet seats—presumably because they are hovering above it instead of sitting on it because...why? they don't want to sit in piss? or they're afraid they'll get the clap?—seems to be spreading like wildfire, so I get an assful of urine on a regular basis. (You'd think I'd learn to check first or lay down one of those paper seat protectors or even hover myself, but this dog is apparently too old for new tricks.)
SO. I guess I would prefer the seat be left up, if I had to choose. But I'm pretty little, so I'd probably fall into the toilet and drown...and then you'd be sorry, wouldn't you? /cue sad violins/
QuoteQuoteokay hold the phone, this thread is getting good.
do other guys sit down to pee (like PW?)
The only guy I know that sits when he pees is my three your old son.
On a side note, as this seems to be a good place for it, my son, when he sees me going pee, points at "it" and says, "Daddy, you got a big one." I realize that it's relative, but it still makes my day.
;D
QuoteMaybe I should have capitalized "HIS", I had the divine meaning in mind, I assure you, not the demonic.
hahaha it's cool, I've been watching true blood all week. to be honest it made me feel like a witch or something. "INVOKE THE POWER OF SATAN!!!" (insert death metal growl).
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I don't even lift the seat anymore if it's down. that would be an interesting spin off. What do chicks prefer: When a dude leaves the toilet seat up or When he pee's on the seat itself, but leaves it down. hmm.
I can't speak for other chicks, but this one prefers not to sit in a puddle of pee. However, the trend of women pissing all over public toilet seats—presumably because they are hovering above it instead of sitting on it because...why? they don't want to sit in piss? or they're afraid they'll get the clap?—seems to be spreading like wildfire, so I get an assful of urine on a regular basis. (You'd think I'd learn to check first or lay down one of those paper seat protectors or even hover myself, but this dog is apparently too old for new tricks.)
SO. I guess I would prefer the seat be left up, if I had to choose. But I'm pretty little, so I'd probably fall into the toilet and drown...and then you'd be sorry, wouldn't you? /cue sad violins/
wait, what?! the clap? girls piss on the seat? wtf? girls sit down when they piss? wtf. I mean I get hovering over a toilet in a bi-sexual bathroom but fuckin a, what happen to the hidden treasure that is a ladies room? I thought there was suppose to be flowers and music in there? It's hard to get over the fact that girls are pissing on the seat. maybe it's the shemales? mind blowing stuff.
The one thing that I can't figure out is the plethora of boogers on the tile walls above the urinals in the boys' bathroom on my hallway in the high school where I teach. I'm trying not to imagine some 16 year old NH redneck kid diggin' it out while he's pissin' and just tagging the wall. What the fuck!
I once had a mystery student at an alternative school where I was director smear feces on the wall. Me and the psychologist had a field day with that one. I wonder what Dr. Brooks would make of all of your crazy ass stories and habits.
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I must say, I'm blown away with how this thread has exploded. At lunch time, I chimed in with the third reply. 12 hours later we're on page 4. What does this tell us? Hmmmm....
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Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...
I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.
Oh please, y'all act like it's a bad thing. Good 'ole Tater can smoke and text on the pot w/o backsplash from you but Ruckus can't look at his phone?
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The only time I sit down to pee is when I wake up in the middle of the night and I don't want to turn the light on. I get the feeling that pee-sitting isn't as taboo in the UK...P_dub volunteered that info pretty freely! ;D
Nice that you brought this up BB. ;D I hate that helpless feeling when you try to pee in the dark and you expect the sound of the stream hitting the ocean in an appropriate amount of time but instead:
1) the sound of contact arrives much sooner than expected, at which point you pray that you don't catch the rebound off the rim in the shin or
2) the sound of contact arrives much later than expected, at which point you are going to have to wash your feet in the bathtub.
And that is why you do the knee bend hover. It's all about mitigating damage.
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QuoteI dont do it all the time, but I definitely spit before a piss, especially at the toilet as opposed to a urinal. I spit often in the first place though, so Im not suprised I do at in the BR
Dont sit when I piss, unless its the poop&piss combo, which happens on probably 80% of shits.
....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.
When I used to travel abroad with some work colleagues there were six of us sharing a big house with 3 bathrooms. Out of the six of us there was only one woman and her bathroom was the closest to the barbecue area and the tv room, hence it was the closest one to pop into for a quick piss! Anyway, she made the schoolboy error of saying to us one day, "I don't mind you using the bathroom at all but could you all make sure you put the toilet seat down?" Needless to say it became a matter of male honour to hoist that toilet seat at every opportunity! She never mentioned it again but she must have had to put that seat down hundreds of times over those two weeks!
Glad I'm not alone with the sitting down to pee at home strategy. It's so much easier and you can even read a page of a book if you've been holding it in for a while!
Another question.......when you've had a bath or shower and you've dried yourself off with a towel, does anyone else use a hairdryer to dry your balls and ass crack? My wife tipped me off to the idea a few years ago and I haven't looked back since. [I don't mean my wife has balls or anything, she's not one of those shemales someone mentioned!] What I mean is that those areas you can never get completely dry and the hair dryer option is fantastic, and you don't get the mess of talcum powder everywhere.
I'd like to conduct a poll. If you've never tried it give it a go after your next bath or shower. Trust me....you won't look back ;)
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....Slightly off topic, but does anyone else get pissed off when women complain about leaving the seat up? I mean, Im being nice and lifting it in the first place so you dont sit on a piss-splattered seat, so why dont you just put the seat back down instead of bitching about it being left up?! This seems like a very easy and conflict free resolution to me.
you're single, right?
Trust me, you LEARN to put the seat down once you get married.... trust me :)
Tracy is the wise sage like one. Yes, when married, you learn to put that damn seat down.
Paulie- WTF?!?!?!?!? Umm no. Granted I do tend to fan that area with my boxers before putting them own to help evaporate whatever moisture is left after towling.
Jesus, you guys are making being a guy too fucking complicated. Sitting to pee? Blow drying your balls (blowing on balls should NOT be from an appliance), Taking shirts off to pinch a loaf. What.The.Hell?!?!? Whats next, manscaping your genetalia? Oh wait, ignore that, nevermind. :-[
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Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...
I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.
Oh please, y'all act like it's a bad thing. Good 'ole Tater can smoke and text on the pot w/o backsplash from you but Ruckus can't look at his phone?
Oh we still love you man. Don't worry, a little scat between buds ain't nothing.
So this thread has evolved from a lowly question of pee habits to discussion of male grooming behavior? Okay, that's cool, but I'm with Mike...pee sitting and hairdryer use like that seem to be flirting with stepping over the line of being a dude. Although I view the use of Gold Bond on the boys as more of a required maintenance practice than grooming...and manscaping? That just makes good sense, especially when it's hot, like it is now...
I guess I need to tally some answers for my spitting poll, but a few have yet to actually respond on that topic. I'd like to get some more female input, to see if they've witnessed such behavior.
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Never respond to Ruckus on here. He's probably dropping a duece and surfing at the same time. That just seems wrong.
exactly..i will always picture Ruckus reading this forum doing THAT at the same time...
I seriously hope he's not responding to the Foodie thread from the commode.
Oh please, y'all act like it's a bad thing. Good 'ole Tater can smoke and text on the pot w/o backsplash from you but Ruckus can't look at his phone?
Oh we still love you man. Don't worry, a little scat between buds ain't nothing.
I'm just playin'. I better put that winky guy in there. I'm deucing now. Cheers
QuoteTracy is the wise sage like one. Yes, when married, you learn to put that damn seat down.
Paulie- WTF?!?!?!?!? Umm no. Granted I do tend to fan that area with my boxers before putting them own to help evaporate whatever moisture is left after towling.
Jesus, you guys are making being a guy too fucking complicated. Sitting to pee? Blow drying your balls (blowing on balls should NOT be from an appliance), Taking shirts off to pinch a loaf. What.The.Hell?!?!? Whats next, manscaping your genetalia? Oh wait, ignore that, nevermind. :-[
So you fan the area with your boxers to evaporate the moisture? You're doing the job....but with inferior equipment! This is 2010 man! Technology is the way forward.
Try it the once.....you've got nothing to lose and a whole world of satisfaction to gain! ;)
QuoteQuoteTracy is the wise sage like one. Yes, when married, you learn to put that damn seat down.
Paulie- WTF?!?!?!?!? Umm no. Granted I do tend to fan that area with my boxers before putting them own to help evaporate whatever moisture is left after towling.
Jesus, you guys are making being a guy too fucking complicated. Sitting to pee? Blow drying your balls (blowing on balls should NOT be from an appliance), Taking shirts off to pinch a loaf. What.The.Hell?!?!? Whats next, manscaping your genetalia? Oh wait, ignore that, nevermind. :-[
So you fan the area with your boxers to evaporate the moisture? You're doing the job....but with inferior equipment! This is 2010 man! Technology is the way forward.
Try it the once.....you've got nothing to lose and a whole world of satisfaction to gain! ;)
I guess you need to keep the dryer a safe distance from "the boys" :-?
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The only time I sit down to pee is when I wake up in the middle of the night and I don't want to turn the light on. I get the feeling that pee-sitting isn't as taboo in the UK...P_dub volunteered that info pretty freely! ;D
Nice that you brought this up BB. ;D I hate that helpless feeling when you try to pee in the dark and you expect the sound of the stream hitting the ocean in an appropriate amount of time but instead:
1) the sound of contact arrives much sooner than expected, at which point you pray that you don't catch the rebound off the rim in the shin or
2) the sound of contact arrives much later than expected, at which point you are going to have to wash your feet in the bathtub.
3) if it is determined that you are off target, adjust accordingly and hope that your redirected stream is now in the bowl
If 3 doesnt work, I usually go for the lightswitch as a last resort so there arent puddles everywhere
QuoteSo this thread has evolved from a lowly question of pee habits to discussion of male grooming behavior? Okay, that's cool, but I'm with Mike...pee sitting and hairdryer use like that seem to be flirting with stepping over the line of being a dude. Although I view the use of Gold Bond on the boys as more of a required maintenance practice than grooming...and manscaping? That just makes good sense, especially when it's hot, like it is now...
I guess I need to tally some answers for my spitting poll, but a few have yet to actually respond on that topic. I'd like to get some more female input, to see if they've witnessed such behavior.
never been a fan of gold bond, or any kind of product like that. balls occasionally stink/sweat, it's natural. powdering your balls to me is about as girlie as sitting down to pee.
I was looking for a scientific study or something on google but the most reasonable answer I could find was that males spit before we piss occasionally once the smell of pee reaches our noses as a cleansing method of sorts... who knows.
QuoteQuoteQuoteTracy is the wise sage like one. Yes, when married, you learn to put that damn seat down.
Paulie- WTF?!?!?!?!? Umm no. Granted I do tend to fan that area with my boxers before putting them own to help evaporate whatever moisture is left after towling.
Jesus, you guys are making being a guy too fucking complicated. Sitting to pee? Blow drying your balls (blowing on balls should NOT be from an appliance), Taking shirts off to pinch a loaf. What.The.Hell?!?!? Whats next, manscaping your genetalia? Oh wait, ignore that, nevermind. :-[
So you fan the area with your boxers to evaporate the moisture? You're doing the job....but with inferior equipment! This is 2010 man! Technology is the way forward.
Try it the once.....you've got nothing to lose and a whole world of satisfaction to gain! ;)
I guess you need to keep the dryer a safe distance from "the boys" :-?
This is one reason I wouldn't use a blower on the boys, cept most have a "cool" setting. But then, the cold air hitting the water on the old todger may result in some shrinkage issues, especially in winter.
Yes Crisp, manscaping is a good thing. I mean we kind of expect the ladies to keep certain areas trimmed up so why shouldn't we. I'm sure they appreciate it.
Wow, I have some catching up to do.
I never spit before I pee.
I always stand.
I often take the shirt off before a deuce. I think I do that because I don't like the shirt-under-chin move, and I feel I need to change my shirt if my chin loses grab. I usually take a shower after a deuce, so the shirt has to go off sooner or later.
I used to do the blow dryer to the junk, and yes it works, because (like Paulie said) even if you do the manscaping, it never gets fully dry. Not a fan of swack or swalls. Told an old roomate about it, and he was a believer.
If there's a clock with moving hands in the bathroom I like to time my piss.
I also try to time the piss ending while the toilet is flushing ;D
Not sure about manscaping. I think trimming the length all over is acceptable, but surely not not some form of pubic topiary!!? That's just wrong!
And complete removal is reserved for gays and guys with piercings isn't it?
QuoteNot sure about manscaping. I think trimming the length all over is acceptable, but surely not not some form of pubic topiary!!? That's just wrong!
And complete removal is reserved for gays and guys with piercings isn't it?
Correct. Just a little trimming here and there so its not like the Amazon.
GOD told me he put hair on our balls so they wouldn't stick to our inner thighs to avoid getting bat wings.
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I often take the shirt off before a deuce. I think I do that because I don't like the shirt-under-chin move, and I feel I need to change my shirt if my chin loses grab.
What is this shirt chin move you speak of?
QuoteNot sure about manscaping. I think trimming the length all over is acceptable, but surely not not some form of pubic topiary!!? That's just wrong!
And complete removal is reserved for gays and guys with piercings isn't it?
Not sure about manscaping, says the guy who blow drys his balls ::)
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I often take the shirt off before a deuce. I think I do that because I don't like the shirt-under-chin move, and I feel I need to change my shirt if my chin loses grab.
What is this shirt chin move you speak of?
Pull your shirt up, pretend you are wiping, and think of how you have to hold the shirt up. Your chin of course.
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I often take the shirt off before a deuce. I think I do that because I don't like the shirt-under-chin move, and I feel I need to change my shirt if my chin loses grab.
What is this shirt chin move you speak of?
Pull your shirt up, pretend you are wiping, and think of how you have to hold the shirt up. Your chin of course.
why do you need to pull your shirt up in the first place? ive never had to pull my shirt up while wiping, but maybe I just never realized how excellent of a wiper I am
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I often take the shirt off before a deuce. I think I do that because I don't like the shirt-under-chin move, and I feel I need to change my shirt if my chin loses grab.
What is this shirt chin move you speak of?
Pull your shirt up, pretend you are wiping, and think of how you have to hold the shirt up. Your chin of course.
why do you need to pull your shirt up in the first place? ive never had to pull my shirt up while wiping, but maybe I just never realized how excellent of a wiper I am
I'm talking buisness/work shirts. Ones long enough you have to tuck in. Shirts long enough they could potentially get in the way.
QuoteQuoteNot sure about manscaping. I think trimming the length all over is acceptable, but surely not not some form of pubic topiary!!? That's just wrong!
And complete removal is reserved for gays and guys with piercings isn't it?
Not sure about manscaping, says the guy who blow drys his balls ::)
trimming my pubes is necessary but sometimes I let them grow long so I can dread them out. I like my balls to be as hairy and stinky as possible. I've been thinking about growing out my pubes and braiding them. maybe a cornrow type design. I hate taint hair, well, it's not even taint hair it borders between taint and butthole hair. right at the crease. fuck that shit, what is the point of that little piece of patchwork? I don't usually manscape but after reading this thread it's seriously tempting.
QuoteQuoteQuoteNot sure about manscaping. I think trimming the length all over is acceptable, but surely not not some form of pubic topiary!!? That's just wrong!
And complete removal is reserved for gays and guys with piercings isn't it?
Not sure about manscaping, says the guy who blow drys his balls ::)
trimming my pubes is necessary but sometimes I let them grow long so I can dread them out. I like my balls to be as hairy and stinky as possible. I've been thinking about growing out my pubes and braiding them. maybe a cornrow type design. I hate taint hair, well, it's not even taint hair it borders between taint and butthole hair. right at the crease. fuck that shit, what is the point of that little piece of patchwork? I don't usually manscape but after reading this thread it's seriously tempting.
D-U-C-T-A-P-E ::)
I can never unlearn all that I have just read.
Don't spit, don't sit.
QuoteI can never unlearn all that I have just read.
Don't spit, don't sit.
Howboutthat flyguy, I figured you for a spitter.
QuoteQuoteI can never unlearn all that I have just read.
Don't spit, don't sit.
Howboutthat flyguy, [highlight]I figured you for a spitter.[/highlight]
Hmmm.... There's a joke in there somewhere.
The only spitting habit I can think of is when I used to smoke regularly. If I was smoking outside, I would spit like crazy and I don't know why. If I was indoors, I didn't even think about it.
QuoteQuoteQuoteI can never unlearn all that I have just read.
Don't spit, don't sit.
Howboutthat flyguy, [highlight]I figured you for a spitter.[/highlight]
Hmmm.... There's a joke in there somewhere.
The only spitting habit I can think of is when I used to smoke regularly. If I was smoking outside, I would spit like crazy and I don't know why. If I was indoors, I didn't even think about it.
Oh shit, there's an awful joke there, and I apologize for that, I didn't even notice it. ;D
When I smoke the rare cigar, I want to spit like crazy. Weird how it's acceptable to fulfill the urge to spit at certain times and so we go ahead and indulge, but when we can't, like when indoors, it doesn't even occur to (most of) us to.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI can never unlearn all that I have just read.
Don't spit, don't sit.
Howboutthat flyguy, [highlight]I figured you for a spitter.[/highlight]
Hmmm.... There's a joke in there somewhere.
The only spitting habit I can think of is when I used to smoke regularly. If I was smoking outside, I would spit like crazy and I don't know why. If I was indoors, I didn't even think about it.
Oh shit, there's an awful joke there, and I apologize for that, I didn't even notice it. ;D
When I smoke the rare cigar, I want to spit like crazy. Weird how it's acceptable to fulfill the urge to spit at certain times and so we go ahead and indulge, but when we can't, like when indoors, it doesn't even occur to (most of) us to.
I just wanted to out that before someone else did. :-*
It's all good in the hood.
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lost art form
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lost art form
Nice.
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