They don't release the live shows they play. Everyone knows how great they are live, so why aren't the live shows recorded and released to the public??????
Instead, all we get is a few live shows available for dl and A LOT of shitty recordings from the fans on archive.org. I mean, Come On.
PLEASE, please, please record and release the 5 day/album run in NYC! I cant afford to go but i want to hear it so bad..
they could record from the soundboard, mix it a little, then sell on the website for $5 a show or $.25 per song. Metallica does it (and I have many of their shows) and it works really well.
Maybe MMJ will do it someday. It'd be a success.
You know what I hate?
I hate how MMJ broke the Foghat Rule:
THE FOURTH ALBUM MUST BE DOUBLE LIVE
hate is such a strong word.
they record all their shows. the band has an archive. they could easily start releasing shows right now but financially it is probably better for them to hold out a couple years and release another album or two. the demand will increase and the variety of what they have to choose from will as well. you also have to keep in mind a lot of the jacket's sets are very similar when they're on tour so releasing every show is sorta pointless. I'd rather just wait until they play a killer show that is undeniably great. And yes, I agree the Terminal Shows need to be released as a box set for sure.
I loved the live at the palms thing, okonokos, the evil urges comp thing. Plenty more I'm sure will makes it way to the surface in the years to come.
i would rather the Terminal 5 be released as a DVD/CD boxset.
Psh, no hate, just love! ;) What I love about MMJ = everything! :D
I think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
QuoteI think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
^this is bs.
QuoteQuoteI think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
^this is bs.
Was just speculation as I stated, but if you know it to be untrue, please enlighten us...
What I hate about MMJ?
Some of their whiney fans who want it all and continue to compare them to Dave Matthews.
Give me a break people. Start your own band, mix your own cd's from the board, and sell your own music. In the meantime, enjoy the magic while you can and quit complaining!
(http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/stop_complaining.jpg)
I have about as much interest in DMB as I have in World Cup Soccer, which is none. Did I whine? They are on the same label, that was the only reference I made, therefore I would have imagined that they had similar business practices.
You know what I hate about MMJ, snobby fans who gloat cause they were around longer than others.
QuoteI have about as much interest in DMB as I have in World Cup Soccer, which is none. Did I whine? They are on the same label, that was the only reference I made, therefore I would have imagined that they had similar business practices.
You know what I hate about MMJ, snobby fans who gloat cause they were around longer than others.
sorry, I really didn't read the posts very carefully
I hate how I don't hate anything about teh MMJ..... it makes my Jacketitis act upp severe.... and forces me to filter how much MMJ-talk I expose all of the people in my life to... (except you loves)
Aw hell who am I kidding, I don't even hate that I don't hate it, which, mathemagically speaking, does indeed equate to LOVE
(Not Hate + Not Hate = <3) = (less than 3) x³
:-* [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]
QuoteI hate how I don't hate anything about teh MMJ..... it makes my Jacketitis act upp severe.... and forces me to filter how much MMJ-talk I expose all of the people in my life to... (except you loves)
Aw hell who am I kidding, I don't even hate that I don't hate it, which, mathemagically speaking, does indeed equate to LOVE
(Not Hate + Not Hate = <3) = (less than 3) x³
:-* [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]
I agree with this! More love! :)
Am I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Hahahahahahahahah "Not Hate + Not Hate = Balls," yes, that's the correct solution. It was supposed to be a heart, yesh. There are no heart and/or lovey smilies on this piece! So I tried to make love and all I got was balls, isn't that life! ::)
I can't find any better way to show the love that I have to share! Maybe I oughta read up on the ASCII making thread......
QuoteQuoteQuoteI think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
^this is bs.
Was just speculation as I stated, but if you know it to be untrue, please enlighten us...
This would definitely be incorrect. Dave Matthews has a whole archive live series they release. Not to mention, Gov't Mule was still on ATO when they started doing their " Mule Tracks" and every live show they have done since 2004 is available for download and this policy was never in conflict with anyone at ATO.
QuoteQuoteQuoteI think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
^this is bs.
Was just speculation as I stated, but if you know it to be untrue, please enlighten us...
sorry I didn't mean to come off like a dickbag. just did some quick checking at their webpage and they have a bunch of stuff. they aren't releasing every show of the tour like phish or pearl jam but I'd say the selection looks quite vast. It's even divided into categories.
http://davematthewsband.shop.musictoday.com/Dept.aspx?cp=1_5575_15755&page=0
I feel your pain tho, honest I do. I'd love to be able to get my hands on a couple specific shows.
I have to say I agree with Tracy wrt the complaining. I'm sorry, but hate is a pretty strong word and I would have a very hard time finding anything that I 'hate' about this band.
Enjoy what we've got with this band and hopefully we will get to enjoy it for a loooong while!
Also, while the recordings may not be SBD quality, you can still find plenty of quality live recordings on archive. At least the boys have been open enough to allow the tapers to share their live recordings on archive. More than you can say for other bands that charge you to download live recordings.
Also, I download a lot of Dead shows off of archive and I almost like some of the AUD recordings better than SBD's because you can hear the crowd interaction better in AUD recordings. Makes you feel more like you were actually there. Maybe that's just me though... 8-)
QuoteI have to say I agree with Tracy wrt the complaining. I'm sorry, but hate is a pretty strong word and I would have a very hard time finding anything that I 'hate' about this band.
Enjoy what we've got with this band and hopefully we will get to enjoy it for a loooong while!
Also, while the recordings may not be SBD quality, you can still find plenty of quality live recordings on archive. At least the boys have been open enough to allow the tapers to share their live recordings on archive. More than you can say for other bands that charge you to download live recordings.
Also, I download a lot of Dead shows off of archive and I almost like some of the AUD recordings better than SBD's because you can hear the crowd interaction better in AUD recordings. Makes you feel more like you were actually there. Maybe that's just me though... 8-)
I also think the boys are being really careful not to look at every performing moment as another opportunity to make a buck. And I think they're doing a good job of breaking free of the "jam band" label b/c there's not a cult following and people paying top dollar for that recording of Jim at the Shell station on Wilson Pike East whistling Gideon as he pumps 89 grade chewing on a Rolo.
i've actually come across quite a few decent recordings on archive, especially some of their more recent shows. this one from 2004 is a fav:
http://www.archive.org/details/mmj2004-05-16.mc012.16bit
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI think it has to do with the ATO records, Dave Matthews doesn't release his shows as far as I know either, and since Dave owns it, he gets the final say I would imagine.
^this is bs.
Was just speculation as I stated, but if you know it to be untrue, please enlighten us...
sorry I didn't mean to come off like a dickbag. just did some quick checking at their webpage and they have a bunch of stuff. they aren't releasing every show of the tour like phish or pearl jam but I'd say the selection looks quite vast. It's even divided into categories.
http://davematthewsband.shop.musictoday.com/Dept.aspx?cp=1_5575_15755&page=0
I feel your pain tho, honest I do. I'd love to be able to get my hands on a couple specific shows.
I guess I should've researched it a bit. I completely forgot about Mule Tracks. How did I do that, I just saw Mule last week.
QuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
What do you see here?
(. )( .)
:o
QuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
What do you see here?
(. )( .)
:o
a butterfly?
QuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
What do you see here?
(. )( .)
:o
a butterfly?
;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
What do you see here?
(. )( .)
:o
a butterfly?
;D
Is ASCII the new Rorschach? ;D
QuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
QuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
are there any other kind?
QuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
are there any other kind?
cold water balls.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
are there any other kind?
cold water balls.
"are there any other kind" your funny PL ;D
But in all seriousness...
[size=24]This thread has been highjacked[/size]; with the new subject being What I hate about balls. Lets start a list of types...
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. ?
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
Wow, I'm 11 today.
hairy balls?
Quotehairy balls?
And so we're on to manscaping again?
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)
WHAT HAVE I DONE? :-[
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)
7. hairy balls (sticky)
8. level balls
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
Now, how can we hate both level and unlevel balls? That includes ALL balls! Is the problem here that unlevel balls are disturbingly unsymmetrical, while level balls are more likely to uncomfortably bump into each other?
QuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
Now, how can we hate both level and unlevel balls? That includes ALL balls! Is the problem here that unlevel balls are disturbingly unsymmetrical, while level balls are more likely to uncomfortably bump into each other?
also, so there is a distinct difference between old balls and saggy balls? can you have NEW, young, saggy balls?
It's good to see that this thread has taken a better direction than it's intended one. Sometimes things just work themselves out.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVChao15oDw&feature=related[/media]
QuoteIt's good to see that this thread has taken a better direction than it's intended one. Sometimes things just work themselves out.
I figured that's exactly what Johnny was shooting for.
And yes, Virginia, saggy balls can be independent of old balls, and vice versa.
or we could play six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon's balls...
Yeah, I'd like to think we can better come up with a list of "Balls of the World" than "What I hate about MMJ".
Thinking outside the sack...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRshCAlJVPo[/media]
For Christ's sake peoples, you pathetic thread bullies. I love butterflies :)
Oh yeah may I add
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
it's very telling that the ball thread has taken precedent over the Terminal 5 opener thread.....i like it...
Swaggy balls are also a combo of saggy and swamp, they're not my favorite..
[size=22]And now a quick musical interlude from the boys down under[/size]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY[/media]
Penny Lane...you seem to know a lot about balls... ;) ;D
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
QuotePenny Lane...you seem to know a lot about balls... ;) ;D
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
i minored in it
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
14)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wb7gmBhM3z4/Sa2Lo6V2ufI/AAAAAAAABbo/AxiPkA2ZWTc/s400/neutered.jpg)
(http://www.absurdintellectual.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/truck20balls20dt.jpg)
http://www.bullsballs.com/
From their website: "Select them by color, size, style, weight, and / or price. All our fine products are listed right here."
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. three balls
18. women's basketball
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
QuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
QuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Some combination of apologies and restitution is in order.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How about uniball? Or half-sack or half-a-sack, if you will. (My buddy only has one nut).
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzE-grs_CWc&feature=related[/media]
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls
Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls
Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?
BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.
PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls
Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, [highlight]what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?[/highlight]
BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.
PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
I have no idea, but it sure would be an honor to be a part of a record like that. Bulls Ball's will be presented to all participants.
Quote
PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
Page 4
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
you forgot the best one!!
SCHWEDDY BALLS
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/308372_f520.jpg)
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls/2846/
Hey, Penny. What am I, chopped liver? Check page 3.
Seriously :-X I figured I'd leave it up to you FG
I have never been so hurt in all of my life.
Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
I'm actually into that sort of thing.
How did i miss that!? Man, Flyguy, mea copa! My humble apologies. Why didn't they make the list? Maybe it deserved to be said twice, anyway. Friends again?
EDITED: i can't view that stuff at work so indeed i did NOT see the Schweddy balls skit you posted. (it appears blank here) However, I should have picked up on it in the Virginia comment later. It's no excuse.
I just can't stay mad at you. Please accept this keychain as a token of my commitment to our friendship.
(http://www.petepaulsen.com/accessories/pics/bull%20balls%20key%20chain%20sm.jpg)
i absolutely accept your gift...they're beautiful..i mean IT's beautiful.
;D You is two funny.
should those be added to the list? Saggy Silver Balls
Since we're talking about what I hate about MMJ, [highlight]what's the forum record for number of quote boxes used in a single post?[/highlight]
BH check your stats you little excel DIVA.
PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
I have no idea, but it sure would be an honor to be a part of a record like that. Bulls Ball's will be presented to all participants.
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
QuoteQuote
PS someone post the AC/DC Ball song...i won't be able to view it, but at least it'll be out there.
Page 4
Doh..Fail again. Thanks, Tracy. ;D
The Wall St Bull is right outside my office
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7f/5b/0c/grabbed-the-bull-by-the.jpg)
QuoteThe Wall St Bull is right outside my office
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7f/5b/0c/grabbed-the-bull-by-the.jpg)
Honestly, shouldn't they have replaced that with a bear by now?
QuoteHow about uniball? Or half-sack or half-a-sack, if you will. (My buddy only has one nut).
Uniballer was going to be my addition but you stole my thunder
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWg2yaePvVw[/media]
Quote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)
youre doing it wrong
QuoteQuoteThe Wall St Bull is right outside my office
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7f/5b/0c/grabbed-the-bull-by-the.jpg)
Honestly, shouldn't they have replaced that with a bear by now?
You said bear. ;)
Quote
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
19. Uniball (credit goes to Hawkeye)
20. Undescended balls
21. Bat wing balls
Did whats his name get at you?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMx8fGc0w0[/media]
QuoteDid whats his name get at you?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMx8fGc0w0[/media]
I was waiting for that one. Deeeeezzzz nuuuuuttzzz......
cd's or tapes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxU7tgEhsA
can't forget about the ballChinnian.
(http://www.disclose.tv/files/photos/fae0b27c451c728L.jpg)
Let's not forget.
(http://www.inf.ethz.ch/personal/hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg)
No, no. Not that.
(http://image51.webshots.com/151/5/16/18/408451618bmjsDW_ph.jpg)
Still not quite right.
(http://ares.perfectlytimedphotos.com/content/7468/resized/perfect-timing-sports-pictures25.jpg?)
That's close enough!
QuoteQuote1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. your balls (in my face)
youre doing it wrong
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc307/jk0z021/teabag.jpg)
Oh my god I blinked and missed the full evolution of the ball-type compilation. I like to think I may've had somewhat a hand in the balls. I mean re-direction of thread purpose, toward said balls.
May I add Balls-to-the Walls?
Used In A Sentence: Reply #72 is "balls-to-the-walls" with quotation boxes.
You guys are awesome [size=18]<3<3<3[/size]
This thread gets 3 out of 4 saggy balls says woodnymph!
....kind of ironic this thread was started by mymorningwood as well.
QuoteThis thread gets 3 out of 4 saggy balls says the woodnymph!
Hahahaha 3 out of 4.... wouldn't that be like a uniball and some variation of two? (be they saggy, swaggy, schweddy, etc...) Don't make me try to forum-ulate a uniball on here!! (aka of course I'm going to try to now!)
<o
There you have it
[size=18]<3<o[/size]
3 out of 4, only cause the title still says "hate" and "MMJ" in one breath
Oh my god, my morning wood DID start it. Well it's on now.... this was just the direction things were SUPPOSED to go
Oh and shouldn't that prehistoric -escuse me- ancient dildo be somehow intertwined while we're all so vigilantly at it? "Ancient Balls" added to the list? I know we covered 'old,' but the ancient dildo is beyond just 'old' Just a thought
balls are funny
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
are there any other kind?
cold water balls.
"are there any other kind" your funny PL ;D
But in all seriousness...
[size=24]This thread has been highjacked[/size]; with the new subject being What I hate about balls. Lets start a list of types...
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. ?
BigSky, I award you a full [size=12]
<3<3<3<3[/size] for executing the single greatest thread counter maneuver I've ever witnessed.
This thread made a lot more sense in "The Music" category. I just can't understand why it was moved.
Well, this is disappointing.
Balls.
I hate everything about balls.
Balls are a necessary component of our existence. Respect.
So I was thinking:
They don't release the live shows they play. Everyone knows how great they are live, so why aren't the live shows recorded and released to the public??????
Instead, all we get is a few live shows available for dl and A LOT of shitty recordings from the fans on archive.org. I mean, Come On.
PLEASE, please, please record and release the 5 day/album run in NYC! I cant afford to go but i want to hear it so bad..
QuoteSo I was thinking:
They don't release the live shows they play. Everyone knows how great they are live, so why aren't the live shows recorded and released to the public??????
Instead, all we get is a few live shows available for dl and A LOT of shitty recordings from the fans on archive.org. I mean, Come On.
PLEASE, please, please record and release the 5 day/album run in NYC! I cant afford to go but i want to hear it so bad..
Ruckus, if you're out there, you need to know that someone has hacked your forum account, but I haven't figured out who yet. They are posing as you and posting thier opionins. They must be stopped.
This is getting wierd.
QuoteQuoteSo I was thinking:
They don't release the live shows they play. Everyone knows how great they are live, so why aren't the live shows recorded and released to the public??????
Instead, all we get is a few live shows available for dl and A LOT of shitty recordings from the fans on archive.org. I mean, Come On.
PLEASE, please, please record and release the 5 day/album run in NYC! I cant afford to go but i want to hear it so bad..
Ruckus, if you're out there, you need to know that someone has hacked your forum account, but I haven't figured out who yet. They are posing as you and posting thier opionins. They must be stopped.
This is getting wierd.
I don't get it.
This is getting weird :-?
OK, let me get us back on topic,
What I hate about butts:
1. Monkey butt
2. Biffle butt
QuoteOK, let me get us back on topic,
What I hate about butts:
1. Monkey butt
2. Biffle butt
I'm gonna have to look up biffle butt
Ohhh, I got it ;D ;D ;D I figured it out once I waded through all this NASCAR Greg Biffle nonsense.
You guys are getting off topic...
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
19. Uniball (credit goes to Hawkeye)
20. Undescended balls
21. Bat wing balls
22. boiled balls
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteAm I the only one who sees
<3
as balls?
If so, what does that say about me?
Its supposed to represent a heart, yes?
Maybe saggy balls...
are there any other kind?
cold water balls.
"are there any other kind" your funny PL ;D
But in all seriousness...
[size=24]This thread has been highjacked[/size]; with the new subject being What I hate about balls. Lets start a list of types...
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. ?
BigSky, I award you a full [size=12]<3<3<3<3[/size] for executing the single greatest thread counter maneuver I've ever witnessed.
I accept this award with honor and grace...
QuoteYou guys are getting off topic...
1. saggy balls
2. cold water balls (shrinkage)
3. blue balls
4. swamp balls
5. old balls
6. cockin balls
7. your balls (in my face)
8. hairy balls (sticky)
9. level balls
10. unlevel balls
11. enormo elephantitis balls
12. bb pellet embedded silicon how to learn to check yourself for testicular cancer health class balls
13. swaggy balls (when it's hot n' saggy)
14. no balls
15. Bull's balls
16. Chocolate Salty Balls (I actually might like those...)
17. SCHWEDDY BALLS
18. Saggy Silver Bull Balls
19. Uniball (credit goes to Hawkeye)
20. Undescended balls
21. Bat wing balls
22. boiled balls
23. Ball State
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no[/media]
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/4841573648_f187a0728d.jpg)
What about these things? We used to call them "Monkey Balls" as kids. My disdain for these friggin things knows no limits. I'm pretty sure they exist just to shred bare feet >:(
Baby Balls
Big Black Salty Balls
Old Shriveled Balls
Toxic Balls
Stank Balls
Bouncing Balls
Meatballs
Meaty Balls
Sour Balls
Twisted Balls (Testicular Torsion)
Lumpy Balls
Traumatized Balls
Nice Balls
QuoteBaby Balls
Big Black Salty Balls
Old Shriveled Balls
Toxic Balls
Stank Balls
Bouncing Balls
Meatballs
Meaty Balls
Sour Balls
Twisted Balls (Testicular Torsion)
Lumpy Balls
Traumatized Balls
Nice Balls
Joocy ballz
Brett Favre's lack of balls