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Title: WTF?
Post by: BH on Dec 22, 2009, 05:49 PM
I thought we could use a WTF? topic and what better way to start it off than this.....

http://jalopnik.com/5432212/video-man-tackles-emu-in-roadside-wrestling-match

Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Dec 22, 2009, 07:24 PM
WTF: Owl City... is it allowed to be a blatant rip off of Postal Service and not give 100% of proceeds to the Postal Service?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ruckus on Dec 22, 2009, 07:43 PM
Nice thread BH!

I got nieces, nephews... ;D

In other news

http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091219/NEWS/912190327/-1/NEWS
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Dec 22, 2009, 10:08 PM
QuoteI thought we could use a WTF? topic and what better way to start it off than this.....

http://jalopnik.com/5432212/video-man-tackles-emu-in-roadside-wrestling-match


haha only in texas.  awesome thread bh.

Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Dec 22, 2009, 10:10 PM
QuoteNice thread BH!

I got nieces, nephews... ;D

In other news

http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091219/NEWS/912190327/-1/NEWS

the title of the article alone made me laugh.  haha our great grandparents wouldn't believe us if we told them half the shit that's on the internet.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: AlwxanderD10 on Dec 22, 2009, 10:13 PM
QuoteI thought we could use a WTF? topic and what better way to start it off than this.....

http://jalopnik.com/5432212/video-man-tackles-emu-in-roadside-wrestling-match

Hahaha that is awesome, nice thread BH
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: BH on Jan 13, 2010, 03:47 PM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eco2vo78dc&feature=player_embedded[/media]
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: AMightyCaporal on Jan 13, 2010, 04:06 PM
Quote[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eco2vo78dc&feature=player_embedded[/media]
;D

I watched "star wars alpacas" right after yours... doubled my giggling fit
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Jan 16, 2010, 03:02 PM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvzhvKm_15k&feature=player_embedded[/media]

:o ;D :D :-*

..might as well skip to 2 and a half minutes in to it

Go diving down there and youll come up looking like flava flav!

(http://www.uglymales.com/wc/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/flavor-flav.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: AlwxanderD10 on Jan 17, 2010, 01:30 PM
Quote[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eco2vo78dc&feature=player_embedded[/media]
So did they drive somewhere with 2 camels in the car, park then video tape it or did they drive somewhere, buy 2 camels and put them in the car? :-?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Mar 12, 2010, 01:35 PM
Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Girlparts

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Mar 16, 2010, 11:41 AM
I absolutely love Beck, but this Charlotte Gainsbourg video had me laughing and fearing for my life all at the same time.  My personal highlight is the skateboard on pillars of hamburgers.

http://vimeo.com/7691034
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 16, 2010, 03:09 PM
QuoteI absolutely love Beck, but this Charlotte Gainsbourg video had me laughing and fearing for my life all at the same time.  My personal highlight is the skateboard on pillars of hamburgers.

http://vimeo.com/7691034


I liked that song more than I thought I would. Charlotte Gainsbourg's voice doesn't sound as bad with Beck singing at the same time. Crazy video!
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Mar 16, 2010, 03:25 PM
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QuoteI absolutely love Beck, but this Charlotte Gainsbourg video had me laughing and fearing for my life all at the same time.  My personal highlight is the skateboard on pillars of hamburgers.

http://vimeo.com/7691034

I liked that song more than I thought I would. Charlotte Gainsbourg's voice doesn't sound as bad with Beck singing at the same time. Crazy video!

I thought that Beck's voice kind of drowned Charlotte's out.  It seemed more like Beck featuring her to me.  Not a bad song, but like you said, "crazy video".  What else can we expect from our man Beck, right?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 16, 2010, 03:59 PM
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Quote
QuoteI absolutely love Beck, but this Charlotte Gainsbourg video had me laughing and fearing for my life all at the same time.  My personal highlight is the skateboard on pillars of hamburgers.

http://vimeo.com/7691034

I liked that song more than I thought I would. Charlotte Gainsbourg's voice doesn't sound as bad with Beck singing at the same time. Crazy video!

[highlight]I thought that Beck's voice kind of drowned Charlotte's out[/highlight].  It seemed more like Beck featuring her to me.  Not a bad song, but like you said, "crazy video".  What else can we expect from our man Beck, right?

That's what I liked about it. I've heard a couple of her other songs and wasn't impressed, good actress though.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: dcdub on Mar 16, 2010, 04:11 PM
QuoteWoman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Girlparts

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

"I told you, I was shaving" ;D
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Apr 13, 2010, 05:49 PM
Hilarious

[media]<object width="448" height="374"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhEXJghKnW82Cf80DY" /> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhEXJghKnW82Cf80DY" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed> </object>[/media]

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhEXJghKnW82Cf80DY
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: aMillionDreams on May 20, 2010, 06:44 PM
http://www.amazon.com/DVD-Rewinder/dp/B000NK7E7Y
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: .Walt on May 20, 2010, 06:45 PM
Quotehttp://www.amazon.com/DVD-Rewinder/dp/B000NK7E7Y

Ha, wow!
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on May 21, 2010, 09:33 AM
Quotehttp://www.amazon.com/DVD-Rewinder/dp/B000NK7E7Y

(http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/BeKindPleaseRewind.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on May 21, 2010, 09:36 AM
This was in the "related items" under the DVD rewinder:

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-UFO-01-Detector/dp/B000796XYQ/ref=pd_sbs_misc_1
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: dcdub on Jun 02, 2010, 10:28 PM
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhX4LtFIjs[/media]
Surely you guys must have seen this already, but I thought it belonged here
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jun 02, 2010, 11:51 PM
Quote[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhX4LtFIjs[/media]
Surely you guys must have seen this already, but I thought it belonged here

don't worry she's still growing.  that tar will break off when their new cancer cell replacements grow in.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Jun 03, 2010, 03:38 PM
Quote[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhX4LtFIjs[/media]
Surely you guys must have seen this already, but I thought it belonged here

Heard about it, but never saw any clips. The craziest thing is this kid's demeanor, gestures, and how he's smoking  ;D

So this kid is probably like 4 years old, overweight, and smokes 2 packs a day. I'd love to revisit this person when theyre 40.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Taterbug on Jun 03, 2010, 03:46 PM
I saw this on TOSH.O last nite.  I thought I would share.  


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM[/media]
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: dcdub on Jun 03, 2010, 08:23 PM
Quote
Quote[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhX4LtFIjs[/media]
Surely you guys must have seen this already, but I thought it belonged here

Heard about it, but never saw any clips. The craziest thing is this kid's demeanor, gestures, and how he's smoking  ;D

So this kid is probably like 4 years old, overweight, and smokes 2 packs a day. I'd love to revisit this person when theyre 40.
My guess is that would entail visiting his grave
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: dcdub on Jun 03, 2010, 08:24 PM
QuoteI saw this on TOSH.O last nite.  I thought I would share.  


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM[/media]
That is really effing disgusting, now I know why I don't watch that show. Thanks for sharing though!
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 20, 2010, 12:55 PM
Headline:

Man Arrested Smuggling 18 Monkeys in Clothing

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/man-arrested-smuggling-18-monkeys-clothing/story?id=11206101
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Penny Lane on Jul 20, 2010, 01:06 PM
QuoteHeadline:

Man Arrested Smuggling 18 Monkeys in Clothing

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/man-arrested-smuggling-18-monkeys-clothing/story?id=11206101

Last year, an American woman was convicted for smuggling a rhesus macaque from Thailand to Spokane, Washington.

Gypsy Lawson, 28, pretended to be pregnant in order to smuggle the monkey into the U.S. She received 60 days in jail.


this is such an untapped market! that is a WTF! i need to get into this, the answer to my student loans...

in other WTF news, WTF is a macaque?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 20, 2010, 01:34 PM
I don't know what is going on today, but here's another one:

Parachuting Donkey Shocks Russian Beachgoers

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20100720/tts-russia-accident-animals-offbeat-509a08e.html
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Penny Lane on Jul 20, 2010, 01:43 PM
QuoteI don't know what is going on today, but here's another one:

Parachuting Donkey Shocks Russian Beachgoers

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20100720/tts-russia-accident-animals-offbeat-509a08e.html

i'll see that and raise you a WTF:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html

Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 20, 2010, 02:37 PM
Quote
QuoteI don't know what is going on today, but here's another one:

Parachuting Donkey Shocks Russian Beachgoers

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20100720/tts-russia-accident-animals-offbeat-509a08e.html

i'll see that and raise you a WTF:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html


I saw that, too!  That is craziness.  

How about "18 Parachuting Monkeys Give Birth To A White Baby"?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Jul 20, 2010, 04:38 PM
Quote
QuoteI don't know what is going on today, but here's another one:

Parachuting Donkey Shocks Russian Beachgoers

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20100720/tts-russia-accident-animals-offbeat-509a08e.html

i'll see that and raise you a WTF:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html


that baby looks faker than heidi montag
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 23, 2010, 10:19 AM
World's Strongest Beer Has Taxidermy Bottle

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/07/22/worlds-strongest-beer-launches-bottle/?test=latestnews

I like beer (a lot), but I don't know that I like it well enough to drink it out of a dead squirrel.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jul 23, 2010, 11:19 AM
QuoteWorld's Strongest Beer Has Taxidermy Bottle

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/07/22/worlds-strongest-beer-launches-bottle/?test=latestnews

I like beer (a lot), but I don't know that I like it well enough to drink it out of a dead squirrel.

WTF?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 23, 2010, 11:38 AM
Quote
QuoteWorld's Strongest Beer Has Taxidermy Bottle

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/07/22/worlds-strongest-beer-launches-bottle/?test=latestnews

I like beer (a lot), but I don't know that I like it well enough to drink it out of a dead squirrel.

WTF?
Exactly.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: BH on Jul 23, 2010, 12:11 PM
GAME


[size=24]SET[/size]


[size=48]MATCH![/size]



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&feature[/media]
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: jones on Jul 23, 2010, 12:41 PM
QuoteGAME


[size=24]SET[/size]


[size=48]MATCH![/size]



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M&feature[/media]

What. The. FU@K.  

1. I can never unsee what I just viewed.

2. I don't want to know where you found that.

3. This thread is now officially closed.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: aMillionDreams on Jul 23, 2010, 12:52 PM
yeah, I'm done.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: BH on Jul 23, 2010, 02:28 PM
 ;D   Why should I be the only one that has that burned into their retinas?

Seriously, what the fuck IS that?
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ruckus on Jul 23, 2010, 02:34 PM
Quote;D   Why should I be the only one that has that burned into their retinas?

Seriously, what the fuck IS that?
Thank god I only watched it on my phone instead of big screen glory :D :D
Smiling baby face inquires, "How again were you made aware of this Oscar worthy animated short?"
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: BH on Jul 23, 2010, 02:57 PM
I frequent a car blog/website called Jalopnik that posts stories on anything automotive related.   I'll never forgive them for deciding that this video was car related.  The title of their post on this was "Quite Possibly The Most WTF NSFW Chase Video Ever"  
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: johnnYYac on Jul 23, 2010, 03:01 PM
C'mon, boys.  You've barely scratched the surface of WTF'able Interweb treasures.  Give me a minute...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8[/media]

Extended version

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0[/media]
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ruckus on Oct 04, 2010, 11:55 AM
Seriously
(http://www.coloringbook.com/images/products/detail/TeaParty.jpg)
http://www.coloringbook.com/teapartycoloringbook.aspx
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: mjkoehler on Oct 04, 2010, 12:06 PM
If someone gave my kids THAT coloring book, I would punch that person in the face. Seriously, when is this shit going to end.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: Ruckus on Jul 15, 2011, 04:09 PM
(http://www.allflac.com/covers/b_51925_Nisse_Landgren_Funk_Unit-Fonk_Da_World-2001.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: capt. scotty on Jul 15, 2011, 06:55 PM
I searched for this thread forever a couple weeks ago, nice bump.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: johnnYYac on Jul 27, 2011, 01:35 AM
Bachmann on Bullying (2006) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOIW8MFNeVg#)
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: johnnYYac on Jul 27, 2011, 08:19 PM
Quote from: johnnYYac on Jul 27, 2011, 01:35 AM
Bachmann on Bullying (2006) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOIW8MFNeVg#)
I love The Onion!

Bachmann Says Unexplained Blackouts From Which She Wakes Up Covered In Blood Won't Affect Ability To Lead (http://www.theonion.com/articles/bachmann-says-unexplained-blackouts-from-which-she,21024/)

July 27, 2011 | ISSUE 47•30

WOODBURY, MN—Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann fired back Wednesday at critics who have said the Minnesota congresswoman's ability to lead the nation would be greatly hindered by her frequent, hours-long blackouts from which she invariably awakens covered in blood. "This is a complete nonissue—who among us hasn't gotten the occasional blinding headache only to wake up totally nude two days later in an abandoned church, covered from head to toe in someone else's blood and with absolutely no recollection of what happened in the intervening time?" said Bachmann, later adding that she is otherwise healthy and, in fact, is fairly certain she gets a significant amount of aerobic exercise during her prolonged fugue states. "I think I can handle the job of running the country just fine even if now and again I have one of my little spells where I come to in the middle of the South Carolina woods tightly gripping a bloody lead pipe in one hand and a ragged piece of what I think was a scalp in the other." Many political analysts have expressed doubt regarding Bachmann's presidential chances, citing the 1988 loss of Michael Dukakis to George H.W. Bush after it was discovered the Massachusetts governor had cooked and eaten a border collie while sleepwalking
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: headhunter on Jul 27, 2011, 08:40 PM
I would rather see My Morning Jacket become a Barry Manilow cover band than see Michele Bachmann ever become President.


There, I said it I feel better.
Title: Re: WTF?
Post by: johnnYYac on Jul 27, 2011, 08:43 PM
Quote from: headhunter on Jul 27, 2011, 08:40 PM
I would rather see My Morning Jacket become a Barry Manilow cover band than see Michele Bachmann ever become President.


There, I said it I feel better.
Despite past evidence (GWB), I don't think its possible Americans would do something THAT crazy.  Please let me be right!