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Off-Topic => Other Music => Topic started by: sweatboard on Mar 29, 2012, 11:12 PM

Title: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 29, 2012, 11:12 PM
I'll start......

Ritzy Bryan - The Joy Formidable

The Joy Formidable - A Heavy Abacus - Glastonbury 2011.mp4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRubVL6wNDg#ws)

Seeing Thurston Moore play guitar makes me hot, but seeing this amazingly beautiful girl do it just makes my bones ache....in the best/worst way possible.   THAT SMILE!!!  Those Lips, Those Hips, and Those Eyes!!!

Oh, And Those Effects Pedal's.... I remember also getting horny about 24hr front desk's pedal board, he had them lit by a florescent floor light and that was the extent of their light show....but it was the hottest show I've ever seen. 

The Joy Formidable - Austere (BBC Radio 1's Big Weekend 2010) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPwI60yex-k#ws)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 29, 2012, 11:52 PM
thanks for telling us you'll start. ;) that was cute, but this is sexy:

PJ Harvey - This is love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5w5MGJSCk#)
PJ Harvey - Big Exit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kTMYhY2ds#)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: sweatboard on Mar 30, 2012, 12:11 AM
Ha, Ok PJ Harvey appears to have actually been really sexy in those videos, and I didn't realize she had music that badass.....but isn't she an old lesbian now?  You are clearly gay and confused.   ;D :-*
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: yakeroo on Mar 30, 2012, 12:15 AM
Medicine (Live from Bonnaroo 2011) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll7ZUGCssPs#ws)

Grace Potter - Golden (My Morning Jacket Cover) - La Zona Rosa, Austin TX 02/19/2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev32KYz_jSc#)
Make this duet happen
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: YouAre_GivenToFly on Mar 30, 2012, 12:47 AM
Ha! I just got home from a Joy Formidable show.
8)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Ruckus on Mar 30, 2012, 12:50 AM
Kelly Laughlin from local, seemingly up and coming band Secret Mountains.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zniiBEFE1qzq94wo1_500.jpg)

And of course the hot chick from Hanson
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zx-UftrmUmI/S8Yb-kl4zGI/AAAAAAAABMo/tP_0DjatH1g/s1600/taylor_hanson_young-0221.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 30, 2012, 03:04 AM
Quote from: sweatboard on Mar 30, 2012, 12:11 AM
Ha, Ok PJ Harvey appears to have actually been really sexy in those videos, and I didn't realize she had music that badass.....but isn't she an old lesbian now?  You are clearly gay and confused.   ;D :-*


Well she was definitely at her peak of attractiveness in the era of those videos, but I think she still looks good for her age. I don't know what her sexual preference is, but I didn't know it was gay to be attracted to lesbians anyway. If you didn't know she was that badass, then you got a lot to learn!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: mjk73 on Mar 30, 2012, 07:09 AM
The woman from Medicine is damn fine and so is Grace and the girl from Paramore...but come on game, set, match here.

(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/neko%20case%20for%20blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Jaimoe on Mar 30, 2012, 07:12 AM
Quote from: sweatboard on Mar 29, 2012, 11:12 PM
I'll start......

Ritzy Bryan - The Joy Formidable


I'm seeing her with TJF this Monday in Toronto (in a smallish club).
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: woodnymph on Mar 30, 2012, 08:45 AM
(http://johannasvisions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/joni-mitchell.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 30, 2012, 12:07 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Mar 30, 2012, 07:09 AM
The woman from Medicine is damn fine and so is Grace and the girl from Paramore...but come on game, set, match here.

(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/neko%20case%20for%20blog.jpg)

I thought both videos were Grace Potter?
I was gonna with Neko too, but PJ has better stage presence.

(http://www.bloodshotrecords.com/files/artist-gallery/artist_gal_neko3.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: YouAre_GivenToFly on Mar 30, 2012, 12:13 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Mar 30, 2012, 07:09 AM
The woman from Medicine is damn fine and so is Grace and the girl from Paramore...but come on game, set, match here.

(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/neko%20case%20for%20blog.jpg)

I've always been a fan of Neko... but holding a Gibson SG? Man, I'm not sure that's work-safe.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: robb on Mar 30, 2012, 12:48 PM
I'm completely head over heels for Laura Burhenn of the Mynabirds.

(http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/n/5/n5ojaqz5tb2j5zbj.jpg)

The Mynabirds - Numbers Don't Lie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvPBXE2Ikjs#ws)
and here's a video of her covering radiohead:
Laura Burhenn - "Karma Police" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOOikbFV6M#)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: he.who.forgets on Mar 30, 2012, 02:17 PM
I wouldnt kick Chan Marshall out of bed for eating crackers
(http://weepingelvis.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chanmarshall1.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: BH on Mar 30, 2012, 02:36 PM
Where to begin!   

These are all finalists:

Amber Webber
(http://www.martypearl.com/Portfolio/Velocity-Magazine/Black-Mountain-Headliners/v1109black045/1085614426_rBa9c-L.jpg)

Anita Robinson
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/qUGIH8qSTnlxjcycpn2qik93o1_400.jpg)

Kathleen Edwards
(http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/27/2004246444.jpg)




But the winner, hands down is:




Kevin Ratterman
(http://www.courier-journal.com/blogs/vel14/uploaded_images/DSCN1468-760877.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 30, 2012, 02:48 PM
Jenny Lewis
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66090752/Jenny+Lewis+Untitled3.png)

Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells
(http://virginmobilelive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Spin-Magazine-Mar_Apr12-Cover-feat.-Alexis-Krauss-of-Sleigh-Bells_2.23.12-300x389.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: YouAre_GivenToFly on Mar 30, 2012, 02:55 PM
John McCauley, for sure.

(http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/deertickdress.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: dragonboy on Mar 30, 2012, 04:52 PM
Are you all stupid?!

(http://iamanatom.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/njjsny9zfimbjnsi1.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/B1JVUdwft6S._SL600_.jpg)

(http://getalbums.ru/uploads/posts/2010-03/1268254948_francoise-hardy-400.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eg2I5vDRaWM/S0FYjwHqUKI/AAAAAAAAIpk/-PcEszBAcYI/s400/FrancoiseHardy5.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-67lbCeg2GJI/TrBQNxIHIBI/AAAAAAAAENo/edMKXd9Rjwk/s400/francoise_hardy.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Taterbug on Mar 30, 2012, 05:04 PM
Excellent choices above.  Lita Ford made me tingle in my pants back in the day when her skin still fit.

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19269/1058514-lita_ford_large.jpg)

Also Michelle Philips for the Mamas and the Papas deserves my honorable mention.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GUVPIjjcTyk/Tx9I7E5GvYI/AAAAAAAAE-0/67xHcZWhUwE/s1600/Michelle+Phillips+blue.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: mjk73 on Mar 30, 2012, 09:24 PM
No idea who Francoise Hardy is but damn she is stunning.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: woodnymph on Mar 30, 2012, 09:33 PM
Joni is my #1, but THIS Grace is at least an honorable mention...

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/hankje/slick/Grace_Slick_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ralph on Mar 30, 2012, 09:45 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jCLzex5RJpc/TbjALnO5xWI/AAAAAAAAAQg/MBc_T1EeHog/s1600/joan+as+police+woman+the+deep+field.jpg)

I'm going with Joan Wasser... As a Policewoman or a Dambuilder...
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Mar 31, 2012, 01:31 AM
(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2276/2097462336_3e824353e8.jpg)

Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Mar 31, 2012, 05:03 PM
What?!? No love for lucious Liz?  She's my naughty hottie (esp. when she sings about f-ing like a volcano  ;))

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/63polara/liz_phair-ant_in_alaska1.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Mahgeetah34 on Apr 01, 2012, 01:27 AM
Easily, this is is the most attractive female musician  :thumbsup:
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/24/1024-deschanel-landscape.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: zanjam on Apr 01, 2012, 01:57 AM
Nicki Bluhm.  'Nuff said!!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: sweatboard on Apr 02, 2012, 12:18 AM
Page is two stepping it UP!!!!


now that we've gotten Hanson, Joni Mitchell, Kevin Rattermin and PJ Harvey out of the way.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: pawpaw on Apr 02, 2012, 09:48 AM
Quote from: Ruckus on Mar 30, 2012, 12:50 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zniiBEFE1qzq94wo1_500.jpg)
:thumbsup:

But my vote goes for:

(http://www.cluecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/blondie-pic-41.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Tracy 2112 on Apr 02, 2012, 10:30 AM
Britta!

(http://www.smalldoggiesmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Britta_2.jpg)

(http://brassbutton.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dean-and-britta.jpg)

(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6153/6264554361_27438e65bd_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: kotchishm on Apr 02, 2012, 04:11 PM
I'm a fan of Sarah Barthel from Phantogram

(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLiQSAKkbDoI6CC_Q1JgsLAoTTXrNzJ5ce1Pl4pfVM3PAkGoxw)
(http://blog.needsupply.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/phantogram.jpeg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqoeatgGva1qjrkodo1_400.png)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: aMillionDreams on Apr 02, 2012, 04:52 PM
Ditto on Debby Harrey and Zoey, but I have to add:

Cheyenne Marie Mize (local musician, check her out at Forecastle, she'll steal your soul with her eyes and her music). 
(http://louisville.metromix.com/content_image/thumbnail/3x4/223/2483458)

Here's her as PJ Harvey
(http://youaintnopicasso.com/images/CMM102904.jpg)




Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 15, 2012, 09:15 PM
(http://willyoumissme.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/meg_white232-cropped.jpg?w=500)
(http://[url=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6tnvyn2f1qabpvg.gif%5Dhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6tnvyn2f1qabpvg.gif%5B/url%5D)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 15, 2012, 09:16 PM
(http://[url=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6tnvyn2f1qabpvg.gif%5Dhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6tnvyn2f1qabpvg.gif%5B/url%5D)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Mahgeetah34 on Apr 16, 2012, 12:34 AM
Quote from: kotchishm on Apr 02, 2012, 04:11 PM
I'm a fan of Sarah Barthel from Phantogram

(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLiQSAKkbDoI6CC_Q1JgsLAoTTXrNzJ5ce1Pl4pfVM3PAkGoxw)
(http://blog.needsupply.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/phantogram.jpeg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqoeatgGva1qjrkodo1_400.png)

:thumbsup: to the Sarah Barthel choice. Also a thumbs up to aMillionDreams for the Zooey support.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: Mahgeetah34 on Apr 16, 2012, 12:37 AM
Annie Clark also gets another one of my votes  :coffee:



(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luk44rw6ZU1r2ncmro1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 16, 2012, 08:01 AM
(http://impose.vaesite.net/__data/an-interview-with-meg-whites-breasts.9.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: woodnymph on Apr 16, 2012, 10:12 PM
Quote from: sweatboard on Apr 02, 2012, 12:18 AM
Page is two stepping it UP!!!!


now that we've gotten Hanson, Joni Mitchell, Kevin Rattermin and PJ Harvey out of the way.

Hey hey whoa whoa whoa.... ease up here... This is my woman we're talking about... most natural beauty in the music biz there is  :-*

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhv693Vml41qbiu5fo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ophidiophobia on Apr 17, 2012, 09:41 AM
Alison Mosshart

(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2hK_8E-MWSadHKDRqpsf2K25agW9Hhd7m-E2SL32Mhd8zzU55)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 17, 2012, 10:32 AM
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Alison-Krauss-rr02.jpg)
(http://img.gactv.com/GAC/2007/10/24/alisonkrauss12_v_p.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 18, 2012, 12:03 AM
Quote from: woodnymph on Apr 16, 2012, 10:12 PM
Quote from: sweatboard on Apr 02, 2012, 12:18 AM
Page is two stepping it UP!!!!


now that we've gotten Hanson, Joni Mitchell, Kevin Rattermin and PJ Harvey out of the way.

Hey hey whoa whoa whoa.... ease up here... This is my woman we're talking about... most natural beauty in the music biz there is  :-*

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhv693Vml41qbiu5fo1_400.jpg)


I can't decide if I think Joni is good looking. She has unusual facial features, her eyes look too small for her face or something.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Female Musician Ever?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Apr 18, 2012, 12:14 AM
Allison Mosshart doesn't do much for me either. She looks good in a few pics, but then there's these ones:

(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/0/55/80/@/19082-alison-mosshart-637x0-1.jpg)