My Morning Jacket

here's the link..

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/33934

As I type this, there's already another thread with the same info as this... and it's only 2 POSTS UNDER YOUR POST.

Do you ever read the forum before you post something? I'm not trying to be an ass, but didn't someone ride your case about this same exact thing not too long ago?

Please forgive me if I'm thinking about someone else.

corey,

The ONLY post regarding the 2 words, 'Evil Urges' only appears once in this forum & it just says THAT! Am I too just ASSUME that this means the title of the new album? Have I started an offensive post? Do u need 2 b on meds cuz u can't STAND to see the words, 'Evil Urges' posted twice or GOD FORBID maybe 3 or more times in the same forum. Calm down mate. *eyeroll*

No, you don't have to assume, just read the other post. :-/

Ah yes, fortbethel, the author of such beautiful posts, such as At Dawn:Flawed Masterpiece, plus the truely insightful This LONG silence means 1 thing.  They've split up. and don't forget the classic OBH Camp, Is there a website? which included warm, heartfelt phrases like, "I'm not trying to b a crank but really!"plus "I'm NOT dropping a grand in travel $ only to find this camp not knowing their heads from their asses." and my personal favorite gem, "Seriously folks this is such TOM-FOOLERY!"

QuoteAh yes, fortbethel, the author of such beautiful posts, such as At Dawn:Flawed Masterpiece, plus the truely insightful This LONG silence means 1 thing.  They've split up. and don't forget the classic OBH Camp, Is there a website? which included warm, heartfelt phrases like, "I'm not trying to b a crank but really!"plus "I'm NOT dropping a grand in travel $ only to find this camp not knowing their heads from their asses." and my personal favorite gem, "Seriously folks this is such TOM-FOOLERY!"

;D That shit's funny! This guy (understandably) can't catch a break from you sharks!  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

I ripped into him for the same thing a few weeks ago.  I guess he just doesn't get it. But what do you expect from someone who ASSUMES the band broke one week after they played a concert and two weeks before they finished their new album?  What a dip shit!

Here's the thread where I tried to take up this fight (only later to be chewed out by Tracy for it  ::) )  It's the one where he informed us this album's going to be a gospel album.  And then tracy added another shortly after, just to piss me off and goad me into another fight.  but that's why we love tracy, right?????????????????

http://www.mymorningjacket.com/cgi-local/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1196797938/0#0

and another one.

http://www.mymorningjacket.com/cgi-local/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1200511591

yeah, you def never try to stir shit up, aMD...  :|

no, really, i'm asking.  This is one of the many reason's tracy pisses me off so much.  I just wish people had the balls to say to call tracy out.

anyway, this thread is about forbethel. he sucks.  sorry for the triple post but this thread should be closed anyway.

what in the fuck are you talking about?  are you using this stupid thread as a platform to jump all over tracy?  who's the asshole in this equation?

Quoteno, really, i'm asking.  This is one of the many reason's tracy pisses me off so much.  I just wish people had the balls to say to call tracy out.

anyway, this thread is about forbethel. he sucks.  sorry for the triple post but this thread should be closed anyway.

aMD, i agree with you whole heartedly. remember the current complaint threat where i was bitching about the colts losing and the pats cheating. apparently if your opinion is not the same as his, you dont know what the fuck youre talking about. what bullshit. if i wanted an opinion other than my own, i would have started a thread called,"whats your opinion of my current complaints?" what an ass.

Quotewhat in the fuck are you talking about?  are you using this stupid thread as a platform to jump all over tracy?  who's the asshole in this equation?

Ummm... i'm talking about this thread:

http://www.mymorningjacket.com/cgi-local/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1196893227

One that Tracy started despite the fact that we had two threads about it already, including one started by forbethel.  However, when Tracy does it no one says anything. I'm wondering why there's a double-standard. There is a connection there, EC, maybe if you concentrate real hard you'll get it.  

Or maybe you'll just continue hating me. Hate devours your heart, EC.  (I borrowed that one from Tracy.  How does it feel, EC?)

"what's your opinion of my current complaints"

You really need to start that thread!  It would kind of be like during Festivus, when you air your grievances!

I'll call him out. He wears purple CROCS!! ;D

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Quotewhat in the fuck are you talking about?  are you using this stupid thread as a platform to jump all over tracy?  who's the asshole in this equation?

Ummm... i'm talking about this thread:

http://www.mymorningjacket.com/cgi-local/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1196893227

One that Tracy started despite the fact that we had two threads about it already, including one started by forbethel.  However, when Tracy does it no one says anything. I'm wondering why there's a double-standard. There is a connection there, EC, maybe if you concentrate real hard you'll get it.  

Or maybe you'll just continue hating me. Hate devours your heart, EC.  (I borrowed that one from Tracy.  How does it feel, EC?)

1.  i don't hate you, don't be so retarded, this is a message board
2.  it feels fine, i feel like i'm in the twilight zone of weirdness, though
3.  i don't have time to read all of the threads on this board, nor do i really want to.  it seems to me like this was a thread that tracy wasn't even in, but you've all of a sudden made it a big tracy callout so that everybody's comin on in talking about how tracy wrecks everything.

and i just don't get how a) you remember all this stuff, b) you take the time to list all of the details, and c) you care so much.

seriously.  "how does it feel, EC?"
seriously??????????????????????????

Actually, I think we need a "Tracy and Dylan don't like each other" thread.   Just in case anyone forgot. ::)    

You guys don't get along.  We get it.  Let's move on.  Please?

I mean damn, realdeal is even trying to lighten things up for crying out loud. ;D

QuoteActually, I think we need a "Tracy and Dylan don't like each other" thread.   Just in case anyone forgot. ::)    

You guys don't get along.  We get it.  Let's move on.  Please?

I mean damn, realdeal is even trying to lighten things up for crying out loud. ;D

see what happens when the boys go on hiatus for too long...we start fighting with each other!!!

i've never wanted to be a part of something so badly as much as i wanted to stay out of it.  

EC i'm really disappointed that you don't read every thread, find one that REALLY bothers you, and then hold it in and brood about it. I'm so terribly disappointed that i'm canceling all future slumber party invitations.

QuoteActually, I think we need a "Tracy and Dylan don't like each other" thread.   Just in case anyone forgot. ::)    

You guys don't get along.  We get it.  Let's move on.  Please?

I mean damn, realdeal is even trying to lighten things up for crying out loud. ;D

I am pretty flattered that I am getting talked about and I haven't really said anything here.

The difference in me and some others here is I don't hold a grudge or harbor negative feelings towards anyone here. I do not hate anyone here (gosh, do I really have to say that?) This is a message board about MMJ, no more, no less. I would be more than elated to buy anyone here a beer at a Jacket show and we could hold hands and pray to the Gods that they play War Begun.

And you could always decline, and that's cool too. And call me out for being an ass, I can handle it. I still won't hate you or hold a grudge.

That's just how I roll. I am just happy to be on the planet; seriously.

I am faaaaar from perfect and I am not the person who should have the ability to dictate how you feel. Do that yourself.

~Peace

(somehow I think bowl of soup is covertly heading up the team of people who hate me, but I can't prove it, just yet...)

As one who treasures a good pissing match as much as the next guy (racists), I feel as though I should offer my 2 cents, even though nobody gives a shit.  Apparently Lucy and Ethel really hated each other in real life; yet they were able to create comedic magic year after year.  Remember that one where the candies were coming off the conveyor belt too quickly....

I find Rudy Galindo to be the most majestic figure skater in the history of man kind...

If Brad Pitt's on the screen, I'm watching...

Has there ever been a more underated television personality than the great Jack Parr???

It's the internet people.

this stuff is too silly.

don't worry too much about double or triple threads.  
when it descends into complete chaos i will take appropriate action. ha.

love you all.

EVERYONE GANGING UP ON ME IN A PATHETIC BOND OF STRENGHT! HO-HUM!

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I would be more than elated to buy anyone here a beer at a Jacket show and we could hold hands and pray to the Gods that they play War Begun.

[size=20]THE NEW MMJ FORUM MOTTO![/size]

Sorry I brought it up.  I was just asking why things are okay for one member to do and not another.  But I now see that I'm a silly, retarded asshole for asking the question.

peace.

I fail to see the reason for threads that turn out like this. THERE IS A NEW MMJ ALBUM!

All is forgiven.  :)

QuoteSorry I brought it up.  I was just asking why things are okay for one member to do and not another.  But I now see that I'm a silly, retarded asshole for asking the question.

peace.

i can understand why people react one time and not another.
because they're not really the same things

there's
1. starting a double thread because you didn't really take the time to see if one already existed
2. starting a double thread because you're having a bit of fun

neither of these are worth breaking your head over.

peace.

Nice Job Corey!!!   :-*

i poop too much.

right on.

I sometimes get the feeling that CC is on top of some mountain in the Himalaya's, legs crossed, keyboard in lap, computer turned off. His buttocks hovering an inch above the snow packed peak as his gaze turns towards the heavens. He types with the fingers of his soul, getting his messages upon the light fantastic and the wisdom of a snail, or, perhaps, a llama.

Either that, or he's some creepy dude in Iowa, living in his mom's basement, sitting in his Superman uderroos, typing away manically, eating cheetoes, getting the keys all covered in orange, crusty goodness, all the while his mother yelling down to the stairs that the police had been by again today asking for his whereabouts; a dog baying in the backyard, half starved on apathy.

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

man. and just when it got exciting around here  :'( :'( :'( :'(

i think it pretty much went downhill after you told me i couldn't sleep over anymore.

dylan, just for the record, i absolutely do NOT hate you.  i hate zero people.

evil urges makes me think of thrusting. someone thrusting in my face.

Quoteevil urges makes me think of thrusting. someone thrusting in my face.

that is the fucking funniest thing you've ever said.
oh my god.  what the eff is that?

So just to reconfirm, the new album is called Evil Empire right?

QuoteSo just to reconfirm, the new album is called Evil Empire right?

Yeah, but I think they should change it to "Thrusting In Your Face"

Hey, have you guys heard the news:

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/Story.aspx?StoryID=12751   ;)

This shit could go on forever!

Quoteevil urges makes me think of thrusting. someone thrusting in my face.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dthrust away

QuoteHey, have you guys heard the news:

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/Story.aspx?StoryID=12751   ;)

This shit could go on forever!

HOLY SHIT! REALLY? MAYBE I SHOULD START A THREAD ABOUT THIS ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!

Quoteevil urges makes me think of thrusting. someone thrusting in my face.

mmmmmmmmmmmm......thrusting. that there takes me back to the good ol' days.

There's definitely some carnal overtones with the title!  You know "Evil Urges."  Wasn't sure if we'd all covered that topic yet!  ;)

QuoteThere's definitely some carnal overtones with the title!  You know "Evil Urges."  Wasn't sure if we'd all covered that topic yet!  ;)

yeah, we should start a thread that mmj is breaking up because they couldnt decide between "evil urges" and "thrusting in your face."

thrusting in your face has got to be the title. i don't even care. top of all the charts. BILLBOARD #1 BABYYYYY

Quotethrusting in your face has got to be the title. i don't even care. top of all the charts. BILLBOARD #1 BABYYYYY

well you need to suggest that to them. i think they would go for it. however, if they dont, my brother benjamin will name our first album that. if thats cool and only if mmj doesnt want it of course. but i think they will second think the title.

Quotethrusting in your face has got to be the title.

I'm confused, b/c originally you said thrusting in my face, and now you're saying thrusting in your face.

it's this sort of inconsistency that's gonna make me absolutely go ballistic here.

hey cake, you should ask the band for an interview, and your first question should be "So guys, what was it like to make Thrusting In Your Face a reality? Do you think TIYF is a watershed moment? Do you guys read Highlights?"

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Quotethrusting in your face has got to be the title.

I'm confused, b/c originally you said thrusting in my face, and now you're saying thrusting in your face.

it's this sort of inconsistency that's gonna make me absolutely go ballistic here.

how about "thrusting in OUR face?"

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Quotethrusting in your face has got to be the title.

I'm confused, b/c originally you said thrusting in my face, and now you're saying thrusting in your face.

it's this sort of inconsistency that's gonna make me absolutely go ballistic here.

g.d. it tracy. ok i'm going with thrusting in your face simply because it will show how evil the urges really are. STILL TIME TO CHANGE THE ALBUM NAME BOYZZZZZZZZZZ. listen to cakey

gd, you know that Bo reads Highlights.
(http://www.highlightskids.com/GamesandGiggles/HiddenPics/HiddenPicsAnswers/images/hp4126_snowDay.gif)

YOU HEARD IT HERE EVERYBODY

the new album has been changed to [size=20]thrusting in your face[/size]
THAT IS NEWS
THIS IS THE KIND OF UP TO THE MINUTE INTERNETS COMMUNITY THAT WE HAVE CREATED

eff it to hell, cake, my stomach is killing me.

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Quotethrusting in your face has got to be the title.

I'm confused, b/c originally you said thrusting in my face, and now you're saying thrusting in your face.

it's this sort of inconsistency that's gonna make me absolutely go ballistic here.

My Morning Jacket is "Thrusting In Your Face"

See when Cake was talking she was talking about how she liked it thrusted in "her" face.  Thus she is the thrustee and the band is the thruster.  I hope this clears it up.

Also, I don't understand why there aren't three new seperate threads about the new album name already.  Will someone PM fortbethel and let him know what's going on.

Thanks,

Brian  

EC, no one takes advantage of that scrolling text like you. NOBODY. Why are Highlights Magazines only found in Dentists' offices? and apparently in the trunk in Bo's bedroom?

i'm pretty sure that bo goes to the dentist 80% more often than most people, so there might be some correlation there.  but, wait, didn't he talk about that in a pictorial once?  just go to your room and look at the ceiling - i think he talks about it in one of those...

lol! this thread got turned around nicely. good work CC. cooler heads prevailed.

I LOVE THE INTERNETS. LONG LIVE THRUSTING IN YOUR FACE.

:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

Quotebut, wait, didn't he talk about that in a pictorial once?  just to to your room and look at the ceiling - i think he talks about it in one of those...

hey i need to know wtf you are talking about. luv you jadlk;sf8af the mom juice i'm drinking tastes like cat piss bye

Quotecooler heads prevailed.

if by "cooler," you mean people who are obsessed with thrusting, then yes. pretty much, i think thrusting will always turn that frown upside down. it's like skittles or christmas or some junk

this is a clean board and we don't talk about our heroin habits

QuoteI hate zero people.

What could you possibly have against the techno stylings of Spyros Faros and Thanos Hw?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=199952424

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Quotecooler heads prevailed.

if by "cooler," you mean people who are obsessed with thrusting, then yes. pretty much, i think thrusting will always turn that frown upside down. it's like skittles or christmas or some junk

That's hilarious!!

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Quotecooler heads prevailed.

if by "cooler," you mean people who are obsessed with thrusting, then yes. pretty much, i think thrusting will always turn that frown upside down. it's like skittles or christmas or some junk

i'm going to have to go with "some junk"

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Quotecooler heads prevailed.

if by "cooler," you mean people who are obsessed with thrusting, then yes. pretty much, i think thrusting will always turn that frown upside down. it's like skittles or christmas or some junk

yeah, you gals deserve most of the credit that i originally gave to CC.

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Quotecooler heads prevailed.

if by "cooler," you mean people who are obsessed with thrusting, then yes. pretty much, i think thrusting will always turn that frown upside down. it's like skittles or christmas or some junk

yeah, you gals deserve most of the credit that i originally gave to CC.

I know who I'm going to be PM'ing next time an internet skirmish breaks out....EC, The Cake, and The Tooth.  They are like internet super heroes.  Snuffing out Evil Threads everywhere.  Extinguishing them with their strange fetishes.



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/timeisanocean/IMG_1697.jpg)  

Wow.... I forgot that I even posted that... then I come back and see this shitstorm.

My bad, y'all.

My bad.

Also, I'm sorry for being so anal about the duplicate thread thing. It gets under my skin, but I should just learn to keep my mouth shut about it.

My bad.

QuoteMy bad.

don't feel too bad. this thread got really good after the second page. i think that's when a few of us ladies started drinking heavily. sike/i might actually be serious/no.

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QuoteMy bad.

don't feel too bad. this thread got really good after the second page. i think that's when a few of us ladies started drinking heavily. sike/i might actually be serious/no.

Did you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

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QuoteMy bad.

don't feel too bad. this thread got really good after the second page. i think that's when a few of us ladies started drinking heavily. sike/i might actually be serious/no.

Did you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

is there any other sike?

QuoteI sometimes get the feeling that CC is on top of some mountain in the Himalaya's, legs crossed, keyboard in lap, computer turned off. His buttocks hovering an inch above the snow packed peak as his gaze turns towards the heavens. He types with the fingers of his soul, getting his messages upon the light fantastic and the wisdom of a snail, or, perhaps, a llama.

Either that, or he's some creepy dude in Iowa, living in his mom's basement, sitting in his Superman uderroos, typing away manically, eating cheetoes, getting the keys all covered in orange, crusty goodness, all the while his mother yelling down to the stairs that the police had been by again today asking for his whereabouts; a dog baying in the backyard, half starved on apathy.

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?

This one hits way too close to home, if I only had a dog to starve!  I could be the next Modaroboto!  But seriously, why is the creepy guy always from Iowa?!?  The guy from Roadtrip who joins the cult in Iowa, for example...just wondering if there's a reason you picked Iowa...let me inside Tracy, let me inside...I'm sure it was just random but I had to ask.  And Bo definitely reads Highlights.  He and Jim fight over the best stickers.  I'm not sure what to think of this album title?  Sounds like it could be a dark one...

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QuoteMy bad.

don't feel too bad. this thread got really good after the second page. i think that's when a few of us ladies started drinking heavily. sike/i might actually be serious/no.

Did you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

is there any other sike?

I guess I'd never seen it written, it caught me off guard/got me excited  :) I was mostly amdiring the fact that someone busted out with sike!

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This one hits way too close to home, if I only had a dog to starve!  I could be the next Modaroboto!  But seriously, why is the creepy guy always from Iowa?!?  The guy from Roadtrip who joins the cult in Iowa, for example...just wondering if there's a reason you picked Iowa...let me inside Tracy, let me inside...

sorry, I can't tell you.

QuoteAnd Bo definitely reads Highlights.  He and Jim fight over the best stickers.

this is the most likely event anyone has ever proposed.

QuoteDid you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

you bet your sweet ass i did. and i'll do it again.

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QuoteAnd Bo definitely reads Highlights.  He and Jim fight over the best stickers.

this is the most likely event anyone has ever proposed.

QuoteDid you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

you bet your sweet ass i did. and i'll do it again.

Alright then...I'm a big fan of sike, I just haven't heard it for a while, and now I'm counting on you to lead the sike revival!!! ;D

Or maybe sike never left, maybe I'm the one that left sike...in that case, sike, if you're reading this....I'm sorry. You're a sweet word, totally sweet really. No, more awesome than sweet actually. But my point is, I'm not sure why I stopped using you, but sike, I want you back. :'(

This thread has been offically named "inane" by a factor of 525.67.

(Note, three points were added to the original score of 522.67 due to Tracy being an asshole and getting away with it because we all worship his impressive penis, thereby ignoring aMD's beautifully wry wit and cunning.)

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QuoteAnd Bo definitely reads Highlights.  He and Jim fight over the best stickers.

this is the most likely event anyone has ever proposed.

QuoteDid you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

you bet your sweet ass i did. and i'll do it again.

Alright then...I'm a big fan of sike, I just haven't heard it for a while, and now I'm counting on you to lead the sike revival!!! ;D

Or maybe sike never left, maybe I'm the one that left sike...in that case, sike, if you're reading this....I'm sorry. You're a sweet word, totally sweet really. No, more awesome than sweet actually. But my point is, I'm not sure why I stopped using you, but sike, I want you back. :'(

I'm fairly certain that it's spelled 'psych' as in using psychology to fake someone out.  Then again, I'm psycho, so I know all about it.

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QuoteAnd Bo definitely reads Highlights.  He and Jim fight over the best stickers.

this is the most likely event anyone has ever proposed.

QuoteDid you just say "sike"? As in: "Dude, your bike's totally rad.....SIKE, it's a piece of crap!!!" Sike like that?!?!

you bet your sweet ass i did. and i'll do it again.

Alright then...I'm a big fan of sike, I just haven't heard it for a while, and now I'm counting on you to lead the sike revival!!! ;D

Or maybe sike never left, maybe I'm the one that left sike...in that case, sike, if you're reading this....I'm sorry. You're a sweet word, totally sweet really. No, more awesome than sweet actually. But my point is, I'm not sure why I stopped using you, but sike, I want you back. :'(

I'm fairly certain that it's spelled 'psych' as in using psychology to fake someone out.  Then again, I'm psycho, so I know all about it.

Well excuuuUUUuuuUUUUse ME! I didn't know that Sigmund "buymycar" Freud was the judge of the spelling bee!!! ;)

Actually, that makes pretty good sense. Thanks.

the correct spelling is most definitely "psych" but when i was 8 scribbling it on my friend's notebook i didn't know any better. and sike just looks funnier anyway.





thrusting in your face.

Okay, this thread has gone from  >:( to  ;D to  :-?

QuoteI'm fairly certain that it's spelled 'psych' as in using psychology to fake someone out.  Then again, I'm psycho, so I know all about it.

Even though "sike" is a misspelling of "psych," both are socially acceptable.

Also according to the Urban Dictionary, "Q-Pdubs" is the real name of the double quarter pounder. The Urban Dictionary should replace Webster's.

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QuoteI'm fairly certain that it's spelled 'psych' as in using psychology to fake someone out.  Then again, I'm psycho, so I know all about it.

Even though "sike" is a misspelling of "psych," both are socially acceptable.

Also according to the Urban Dictionary, "Q-Pdubs" is the real name of the double quarter pounder. The Urban Dictionary should replace Webster's.

i think spelling it as syke gives it that cool 80's flair that made it such a tubular word to use.

holy f, was i tanked through this entire post or what.
jk or maybe notbye

okay a.) i just reread the thread and got a good rofl out of it AGAIN.
b.) i was looking at this image and DEFINITELY thought "evil urges." i mean look at this little bastards. They're definitely up to something.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2378/2335885531_311efe2fb8_b.jpg)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/lynsisawesome/thrust.gif)

seriously, mantooth.  THERE ARE NO SUBSTITUTIONS.  those little skullheads with the footed leggings would make great characters in the story of your life.  "at age 17, dorothy mantooth (the saint) gave birth to a litter of evil minions who would later learn the secret recipe for creating the sex drug: THRUSTING IN YOUR FACE.  TIYF has been dorothy's drug of choice for the past 469 years and is available in powder or pill form."

is catholicism the only religion where thoughts are considered evil?

here's a possible album cover:

(http://www.familiarmusiclabel.com/images/thrusting_face.jpg)