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My Morning Jacket => The Band => Topic started by: cantrell-r on Dec 21, 2006, 12:51 PM

Title: Do I have a problem?
Post by: cantrell-r on Dec 21, 2006, 12:51 PM
Does it say something about me that my two favorite bands have names that could be linked to masturbating?  My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam...

I knew there was a reason I liked them so much.
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Dec 21, 2006, 12:54 PM
QuoteDoes it say something about me that my two favorite bands have names that could be linked to masturbating?  My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam...

I knew there was a reason I liked them so much.

What's wrong with masturbating?  :)
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: BH on Dec 21, 2006, 03:16 PM
I see a man who knows what he likes.
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Dec 22, 2006, 09:42 AM
i understand the "jacket" reference, but anyone wanna explain Pearl Jam?
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Dec 22, 2006, 09:49 AM
I don't get how My Morning Jacket sounds masturbatory.

Pearl Jam? Yeah. I get that, though.


Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: BH on Dec 22, 2006, 09:53 AM
As men, I think if we try hard enough, we can make anything sound sexual.
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Dec 22, 2006, 10:14 AM
Where them ladies at?

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Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: TEO on Dec 22, 2006, 04:02 PM
goin' solo.......
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: cantrell-r on Dec 22, 2006, 09:52 PM
Just to clarify...semen is sort of Pearly, and it sort of jelly-like or Jam-like.  That idea is actually proposed in the book 5 against 1, a biography of the band by Kim Neely.  
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: Angry Ewok on Dec 22, 2006, 11:11 PM
I'm sure Tom was unaware of both the color and texture of semen. Great of you to educate him (and all of us).

Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: cantrell-r on Dec 22, 2006, 11:13 PM
Glad I could help!
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: mmj37 on Dec 24, 2006, 03:01 AM
QuoteI'm sure Tom was unaware of both the color and texture of semen. Great of you to educate him (and all of us).


Hahaha. The best forum ever. ;D
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: ycartrob on Dec 27, 2006, 06:50 PM
hhmmmmm

my semen is bright green and has the consistency of a nail
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Dec 27, 2006, 07:33 PM
QuoteJust to clarify...semen is sort of Pearly, and it sort of jelly-like or Jam-like.

That's what that stuff is!
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: sweatboard on Dec 27, 2006, 08:20 PM
It's perfectly normal Tom.  Unless it tastes like sardines........report back.
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: tomEisenbraun on Dec 27, 2006, 09:02 PM
Saltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: primushead on Dec 28, 2006, 12:26 PM
QuoteI don't get how My Morning Jacket sounds masturbatory.




Maybe if I spell it like this, it'll help.

My Morning Jack-it.

Eh?
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: megisnotreal on Dec 28, 2006, 02:24 PM
QuoteWhere them ladies at?

hi, boys.

;)
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: A_delle on Jan 04, 2007, 12:15 AM
You guys are f'in KILLIN me! I LOVE it.

How 'bout we merge 'em and call 'em the Jack-it Jam?
"the Jam you _DON'T_ want on yer jacket..." ;D

eh?
c'mon! You love it... :-?
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: ManNamedTruth on Jan 04, 2007, 12:46 AM
QuoteSaltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
How do you know what it tastes like?
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: Tree on Jan 10, 2007, 11:10 AM
Quote
QuoteSaltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
How do you know what it tastes like?
yeah good question!  8-)
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: suebeeboo on Jan 12, 2007, 12:55 PM
Quote
QuoteSaltines or sardines?

(...a little bit of both...)
How do you know what it tastes like?

High in protein...good for the fingernails and hair...smells a little like Clorox...
blah, blah, blah, bloooooooooooooey  :P :o :P :o :P :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: suebeeboo on Jan 12, 2007, 01:11 PM
Quotehhmmmmm

my semen is bright green and has the consistency of a nail

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  ouchy!

Ahhh but let us now discuss the female version - sooooo nice - crystal clear, clean, totally refreshing....ahhhhhh!  Come (cum?) to God's country... 8-)  I am woman hear me roar!
Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jan 12, 2007, 01:54 PM
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Quotehhmmmmm

my semen is bright green and has the consistency of a nail

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  ouchy!

Ahhh but let us now discuss the female version - sooooo nice - crystal clear, clean, totally refreshing....ahhhhhh!  Come (cum?) to God's country... 8-)  I am woman hear me roar!

This thread officially just got too hot to handle.   8-)

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Title: Re: Do I have a problem?
Post by: sweatboard on Jan 12, 2007, 02:18 PM
Hey, you know what you get when you cross My Morning Jacket and Pearl Jam?


[size=36]KY JELLY!![/size]


;D
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