I won the Twitter contest and won two tickets to tonight's show in Burlington. Unfortunately, I don't live anywhere near Vermont. Although I am heartbroken, I don't want them to go to waste. Whoever wants them, they're yours. Just go to the box office and ask for Chris Edwards' tickets (there should be two of them). Have a good time at the show! Wish I could be there!
sounds like a secret code to me! chris edwards gets you in tonight! if only i could beam myself to vermont. damn backwards ass 21st century.
Quotesounds like a secret code to me! chris edwards gets you in tonight! if only i could beam myself to vermont. damn backwards ass 21st century.
"By the way, the technology for teleportation doesn't exist yet. You must be kind of stupid."
Aziz Ansari anyone?