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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Ramblings => Topic started by: EC on Sep 16, 2004, 09:07 PM

Title: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: EC on Sep 16, 2004, 09:07 PM
I wonder if this has been brought up before...  If you could ask anyone from the band any question you'd like to know, what would it be?  (This maybe won't apply to those of you who have talked to them, unless you were shy or didn't want to bug them by asking the questions you'd really like to know...)

(I've decided to defer my question for now, because I'm experiencing one of those moments where you can't remember all of the things you've thought of before.  Like at Christmas, where all through October and November you're thinking about all the things you'd really like, and then when someone asks you directly, you ask for a day planner...)

Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: sweatboard on Sep 16, 2004, 11:47 PM
Do you dig The Pina Colada Song?
Who would win in a fight between The Mollusk and MMJ Fanatic.
Is it true that Patrick can dunk a basketball?
Would you play a show at my house for me and my close personal friends and everyone on the message board except Mollusk for $200 and all the alcohol you could drink.
Why is it so loud when the cannons unload on each other?
If Hoobastank ask you to open for them what would you say exactly?
Jim can you pull off the freebird solo?
Do you like those inside out resses cups?
I Do!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: marktwain on Sep 17, 2004, 08:31 AM
It's just the way that WHO sings?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: thebigbang on Sep 17, 2004, 08:35 AM
Which two tones?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 17, 2004, 04:11 PM
 is Jim James a nod to old westerns?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 17, 2004, 04:12 PM
when did #34 really present itself to be Jim's number? or is that just another cryptic wink and a nod answer?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 17, 2004, 04:13 PM
p.s. Brian--fughedaboutit ;)
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 17, 2004, 05:23 PM
i would win the fight because i am a third degree blackcelt in karate and i did two years in a federal prison.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 17, 2004, 05:57 PM
gah! blackbelt, half my right arm in in a contraption.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: SMc55 on Sep 17, 2004, 06:11 PM
And I thought you were one of those fierce fighting Scotsmen.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 17, 2004, 06:36 PM
i thought you had down syndrome
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 17, 2004, 08:55 PM
I am a judo expert weigh 300 lbs and have 3% body fat so guess again ;D
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 17, 2004, 09:55 PM
no, actually im not thinking again, because before i got into karate i took judo since the age of eight, after i earned a black belt at thirteen, my sensi directed me into karate, that I have earned several titles provincial and canadian wide. when i was incarcerated however, i soon found out that all of that is out the window, because the martial arts take years of dicipline and patience to perfect, and in that situation, there is no such thing. you have to deal with people who are totally illogical andirty. i have been brought up on attemted murder charges, which were eventually reduced because of self defence, but still spent 2 yrs between 98 and 01 in kingston federal prison. one time i was stabbed in the leg for mentioning it was 'a little chilly.' besides, there is no judo move at all that could come up against my dicipline in karate. trust me, i know. so if you still feel like fighting me IM me your adress and i'll bring you closer to any evil you could ever witness. done smartass?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 17, 2004, 10:30 PM
oh and by the way, i just checked it out, there is no such thing as a 300lb. fat piece of shit with 3% body fat ratio. its completely impossible. so if you're some internet surfing geek with a big head, i suggest you stop talking now, as i've told you before, because with each post you not only feed my hatred, you make yourself look like a total lying idiot. or if you want, i'll guess you're a five foot four acne riddin skinny dick that has lost every fight he's been in. not that fighting matters. dont try and be tough and dont lie. you may not like me, but ive never lied about anything. as far as you are concerned, i will no longer believe anything you say on here because you are a liar, an ass kisser, and a total waste of time.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: sweatboard on Sep 18, 2004, 01:11 AM
For whose short bitter fucked up life?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 18, 2004, 01:54 AM
the fact you want to come to where I live to attempt to inflict damage on me demonstrates your elementary school mentality coupled with severe impulse control and anger management issues.  you really need psychotherapy which should be easy to get living in Canada where you have cradle to grave entitlements.  good luck!  :D oh yeah and everyone in prison is innocent  ::) trash
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: marktwain on Sep 18, 2004, 10:31 AM
man, the sexual tension here is so thick you could cut it with a knife.  Boys, just kiss and make up :)

Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 18, 2004, 12:11 PM
ok
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 18, 2004, 12:21 PM
that uterus thing is totally freaking me out
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 18, 2004, 01:14 PM
do you have any pictures?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: sweatboard on Sep 18, 2004, 02:59 PM
Quotedo you have any pictures?


Just look in the mirror and you'll get the idea.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 18, 2004, 05:47 PM
ill give you another chance to come up with something better than that. dont bore me. you are both obnoxious and dull. i truely dont want to add retarted to that list
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 18, 2004, 06:36 PM
i would not wish on anyone what happened to your aunt. i sincerely hope that she is better now. the story you told did freak me out though, i have a question about it; what would cause such a thing to happen? and if you do post something like that, generally ppl will comment on it, mostly things you dont wish to hear. anyway i apologize as i see it did hurt your feelings. i was just being an idiot.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 19, 2004, 10:58 AM
it surprises me that it wouldnt be an 'emergency' stiuation
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 19, 2004, 12:11 PM
so the canadian medical system basically is much worse than THE USA's
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 19, 2004, 01:21 PM
i wouldnt think so
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 20, 2004, 10:46 AM
in the states she would have been treated immediately and if there were charges her insurance didn't cover the hospital would work with her to pay them off--usually over time as they are happy to get whatever payments they can. that is the big difference.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Sep 20, 2004, 10:47 AM
this thread is far afield btw...
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: Coltrane on Sep 20, 2004, 11:45 AM
If you walk into an emergency room in the U.S., you WILL be treated. No matter what the cost. Even if you are not a citizen. If you can't pay the bill, taxpayers will do it for you.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 20, 2004, 01:53 PM
you are. he's an idiot. ihe only man that can take care of you EC
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Sep 20, 2004, 01:56 PM
QuoteThanks for the clarification.  I always have assumed that if you don't have insurance, that you're in trouble...

That makes me feel better.

Yup, most if not all hospitals have "charity" programs per se that pick up the tab.  not necessarily the whole tab, but enough of it not to worry if you've gashed your finger on a pair of scissors and need stitches...

here in Louisville, we've got University of Louisville hospital that is primarily dedicated to just that.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: marktwain on Sep 23, 2004, 08:50 AM
back to this thread...

what the hell is Xmas Curtain about?  Maybe I'm just thick, but I can't figure it out.
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: Oz on Sep 23, 2004, 09:55 AM
Why do you think you're going to hell?
What's so real about O?
How do you know?
How can I know?
Do you ever dream a little dream of me?
Where is the swimming pool on the cover of 'Tennessee Fire'?
What's the bear thing, anyway?
Will you finally tell us what the hell the lyrics to 'Cobra' are?
Who are Joe, Paul and Catherine?
Who's Neil Young?
Will you be there when I die?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: Oz on Sep 23, 2004, 09:59 AM
Why do you run thru the ghetto, and not just take a cab?
Are you KISS fans?
If you were to go on one big holiday, what would you put in your suitcase?
Do you believe in romanticism and true love and do you think it can still play a valuable role in the contemporary music industry?
If you were ever to unravel the secret of songwriting, what would your next move be?
Title: Re: Questions you'd like answered
Post by: TheMollusk on Sep 23, 2004, 05:38 PM
dude, i swam in that swiming pool and went to that store too, no shit